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║ FSB COMPUTERS ║
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║ PRODUCES: Repair and adjustment of any SPECTRUM-joint ║
║ sidirom, connects any peripherals, disco controller ║
║ water, printer, modem, CD, 1.6 Gb screw, WINDOWS-96.       ║
║ GIVES FOR FREE: The newest and any old gaming and ║
║ system programs.					      ║
║ SELLS: Drives, printers, monitors, joysticks, blank ║
║ disks, and everything you need for your MICROSH.	              ║
║ CONTACT: ON WORKING DAYS DURING WORKING HOURS (9.00 - 19.00 ║
║ BY PHONE (00) 000-00-00. ASK PSYCH ALEXEY.   ║
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║ Also on sale are 'HUESOS' cocks and 'AY-KRYSA' rats.   ║
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║ We are waiting for you every Saturday and Sunday from 9.00 to 00.00 on║
║ radio market'KHUITINSKY' (metro station Dolbaebovo), row 'O' place '0'.  ║
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║ Let's take any interesting 'products' (such as dildos) for testing
║ inflatable women, etc.) ║
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║ We buy interesting shitty programs, especially our in-║
║ men of the scale of 'UFO', 'PRINCE OF PERSIA', etc.    ║
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║ People! If you want to eat, fuck, have something or ║
║ just to please someone, then you ║
║ you just need to place your text file in a new ║
║ paid, advertising weekly newspaper XZ-DLROW!     ║
║ Advertisements are accepted by phone: 111-1111, Nikolay 1, until 90.00║
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║ I provide high-quality fucking of your wife ║
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║ IBM graphic format.				      ║
║ (10 thousand for 1p) ║
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║ Fuck off and high-quality drive of your wife ║
║ from IBM to ZX-Spectrum!			                      ║
║ (2 thousand for a wife ║
║ on the TR-DOS disk) ║
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║ Call from 21.00 to 21.01 (097) 111-1111 ask Alexey║╚══════════════════════════════ ═══════════════════════════════╝
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║ I collect dildos to order!!!!!!!  Some characteristics: ║
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║ dildo body type TECHNICA P-2308 (PENISONIC family) ║
║ extended trigger (3 channels) ║
║ giant size, red head (90X20 mm) ║
║ circuit design of a member of the PENNIS type ║
║ software version MEMBER 20E+ ║
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║ The dildo purchased from me comes with a 2 YEAR WARRANTY!!!   ║
║ Cost 220 tr. (in SEX-SHOP MITINO 250-300 t.r.) Without ║
║ prepayment. Assembly time is 3-6 days. Quality guaranteed!   ║
║ Call: (099) 999-99-99 (GYR) ║
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