Easter 1995 - how DEMON celebrated Easter :)

Fanat Newspaper #01
                                          
 EASTER 1995             
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 IT WAS APRIL 1995, OR TO PRECISION APRIL 18TH.
 RU$$ WAS GOING TO CELEBRATE EASTER ON THE "GOLDEN"  
TOM" LAKE, WHERE I WENT IMMEDIATELY,   
ONCE I FOUND A TENT, NAMELY SOMEWHERE 
IT'S AROUND 7:00 PM, TAKING YOUR GIRLFRIEND 
LOVE. I-"DEMON" SHOULD HAVE COME IN THE MORNING  
APRIL 19 AND BRING A FEW KILOGRAMS
 VODKA AND WINE FOR BBQ. IT WAS A BRIGHT MORNING  
EXTREMELY WARM AND WINDLESS. I AM ZAS- 
WENT TO RU$$'S HOME AND TOOK WHAT FOR 
THIS ENTIRE THING STARTED: A JAR WITH MARI- 
AT HOME, KETCHUP, A LITTLE GREEN ONION AND     
BREAD. I ALREADY HAD SEVERAL IN MY BAG
KILOGRAMS OF WATER AND A BOTTLE OF WINE (FOR SHA-
SHLYKOV), AND ALSO A JAR OF A MASSIVE GRAVE   
(SPRAT IN TOMATO SAUCE). STILLED, I 
SLOWLY MOVED TO THE LAKE... THE WAY WAS NOT 
THERE WAS CLOSE AND THE ROAD WENT THROUGH THE FOREST. HUGE   
THANK YOU MOSQUITOES! THEY MADE ME MOVE 
ROLL A LITTLE FASTER THAN USUAL AND FASTER 
VIVALIZE MY MEMORY T.K. I CONSTANTLY THOUGHT  
ABOUT CLOSE RELATIVES, AND WHEN YOU’RE FINISHED- 
AFTER MY RELATIVES, I BEGAN TO REMEMBER 
HOUSEHOLD CARE TYPE: "TEAPOTS WITHOUT" 
NECK" ETC.                          
  HERE IS THE LONG-WAITED SMOOTH WATER. I GOT UP  
ON THE SHORE AND TOOK LOOKING LOOK. ONBIG BYE TO ME-  
IT HAPPENED THAT IF I SHOUT LOUDLY, THEN RU$$  
HE WILL HEAR ME. HOW WRONG I WAS THEN! RU$$  
YOU DIDN'T HEAR ME EVEN AFTER MY 15 MINUTES - 
GO ORANIA, BUT ALL THE FISHERMEN WHO CATCHED FISH 
WITHIN A KILOMETER, THEY DIRECTED THEIR NON-  
SATISFIED LOOKS IN MY SIDE - ABOUT KLEVE AND 
THERE COULD BE NO SPEECH. FINALLY FAILED   
THROAT, I'M FINALLY THINKING ABOUT HEALTHY  
LIFESTYLE AND STOP SCARYING FISHERMEN. B 
END-ENDS GET SPINNING ON THE FUCK 
I DIDN'T WANT TO. I THINKED AND   
I ESTIMATED THE APPROXIMATE LOCATION OF THE DISTRIBUTION 
RU$$a. ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS HE SHOULD BE ON- 
WALKING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LAKE WHERE I AM  
AND WALKED, SOMETIMES OUT OF THE LAST STRENGTH  
YELLING ONE WORD - "RU$$". PACKAGES WITH FOOD- 
THEY WERE ALREADY COVERED WITH ROAD DUST WHEN  
I FINALLY NOTICED A FAMILIAR TENT,    
STANDING IN THE DEPTH OF THE VIRGIN FOREST
AND FROM THIS INCOMPLETE TENT I CAME NOT  
WHO OTHER THAN RU$$-HIMSELF- 
NOAH. I CAN ONLY CALL HIM SO 
I DID. I THOUGHT RU$$ WOULD BE HAPPY 
WAIT MY ARRIVAL, BUT HE FIRST THINGS 
ASKED: “DID YOU BRING IT?” AND ONLY AFTER APPROVED  
THE JOYFUL RESPONSES WERE HEARD   
SCREAMING. UNEXPECTEDLY RU$$ SILENCED AND ATTACHED
FINGER TO LIPS: “COME ON,” SAYS, “VODKA FOR
LET'S LOCK THE TENT SO LOVE CAN'T SEE IT"
THERE IS NOTHING LEFT FOR ME EXCEPT TO SOG-  
COSSE WITH A FRIEND AND WE LEFT THE TREASUREDBAG IN THE BUSHES NEAR THE TENT, AFTER   
WHY I WENT TO SAY HELLO TO ANYONE WHO 
CLEANING UP IN THE TENT AFTER A STORY NIGHT: YOU-
I PICKED THE GRASS, I PICKED UP THE BITS...        
RU$$ WAS EXTREMELY DISSATISFIED WITH THE WEEDING AND  
LYUBA'S QUESTION "WHAT CAN'T IT BE?" ANSWERED:
- "WHERE I FUCK, THE GRASS DOESN'T GROW!"  
NO ONE ELSE HAS ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS 
DID NOT APPEAR.                             
  RU$$ AND I LIGHTED A FIRE AND WHEN   
THE FIREWOOD BURNED, THEY PLACED A GRILL OVER THE CO- 
STROM. THEY THEMSELVES STARTED TO PLANT MEAT AND   
ONION ON SKEWER. HERE RU$$ SAYS TO ME: - "YES -
WAY, LET’S TIE THE HORSES,” AND I FEEL THAT KO-
NEITHER THE TRULY UNATTACHED STAND (AND   
ALREADY, BY THE WAY, A LONG TIME AGO). I SAY: “LET’S GO.” 
I LOOK, AND RU$$ IS TAKING A WINDOW WINDOW IN MY POCKET. IN OB-
OKAY, LET'S GO BEHIND THE TENT. RU$$ TOOK OUT A GLASS AND 
IN A CONSPIRACY WHISPER SAYS: “POUR IT!”
I POURED IT, WE DRINKED, AND WENT BACK TO THE SHASHLIK. 
AFTER A SOME TIME WE WENT AGAIN    
"TIE THE HORSES." FUTURE EVENTS   
DEVELOPED MORE WORSELY... IN SOMETHING
THAT MOMENT WHEN THE NEXT TOAST WAS MADE
CARRYING OUT, SUDDENLY IT COULD BE PAINFULLY ABOVE US    
A FAMILIAR VOICE: - "AND ME?" - BORN OVER US -
LAS LYUBA AND SHE WAS THIRST FOR VODKA. IN SHORT, STA-
SHOULD I DRINK OPEN? WE HAVE EATEN BBQ, YOU- 
DRINKED ALL THE VODKA AND RU$$ SENT ME TO GO- 
FUCK... FOR 3-4-5 HOURS.....                 
HE WANTED TO BE ENTERED INTO GOVERNMENT AFFAIRS 
IMPORTANCE" AND I WAS NOT AGAINST HIS FEELINGSK  
LYUBASHKA. AS HAS HAPPENED MORE THAN TIMES, I INTENDED 
RENNO TOOK THE TIME ON THE WATCH'S STOPWATCH    
"MONTANA" SO THAT RU$$ WILL NOT BE RESENTED LATER 
AND WALKED TO THE OPPOSITE SHORE OF THE LAKE -
THERE WE HAVE A "RESERVATION" AT THE SAME PLACE 
(OTHERWISE WE DO NOT SUNBATH). AS USUAL, THERE
IT WAS EMPTY. I SPREAD OUT ON HALF THE BEACH AND 
LOOK LOOKED. 3 GOOD GIRLS WERE ROLLING NEARBY 
BULLSHIT, BUT THERE WAS NO STRENGTH TO GET TO THEM.  
I LOOKED AT THE WATCH - ONLY 20 MINS PASSED -  
THERE IS NO TIME GIVEN TO ME.                  
 I WAS NOT IN A VERY HURRY, I TURNED TO  
TO THE SUN, DO NOT FORGET TO SHAKE OUT OF YOUR SWIMBOATS
SAND (I DID NOT WANT TO SWIM). GIRL-  
SHKI CUT INTO A FOOL, A GOAT, A FUCKER, 
KERA, A THOUSAND, BUT I DID NOT CARE WHAT
THEY ARE PLAYING - I'M LOVING LIFE. FOR A SECOND 
CLOSING MY EYES, I DECIDED TO CHECK THE TIME. ME
5 MINUTES LEFT UNTIL THE APPOINTED END - 
NO DEADLINE. I WAS UP AND ON AUTOPILOT (LIKE  
IT USUALLY HAPPENS) WENT BACK TO THE CAMP.
  THERE WAS A PAIR OF LEGS STICKING OUT FROM THE TENT, BUT NOT IN THE
THESE ARE THE SANDWICHES, AND THESE LYING AROUND. REFLECTION- 
LIV, I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THE FUCKING SYSTEM
FUCK" DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE. SOMETHING IN THE TENT   
IT MOVED... I STANDED OPPOSITE THE TENT AND
 I TRIED TO FOCUS ON WHAT IS THERE 
HAPPENING... WITHOUT UNDERSTANDING THE INNER CHEVELE- 
NIH, I STILL LOOKED INSIDE. WHAT AM I THERE
DID YOU SEEN!? Lyubka was sitting on the ground in her swimming trunks  
AND PROBABLY WAS LOOKING FOR A MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION 
 (ELEVATOR). OUR EYES MET ANDHERE FOR ME 
 I WANTED TO SWIM... I DON'T FEEL MYSELF  
STOMPED TO THE WATER. RU$$ AND LUBA TRIED ME 
STOP, BUT THEY FAILED TO DO IT    
WENT INTO THE WATER (THE SWIM SEASON WAS OPEN).
I WAS FLOATING ON THE WATER AND IN MY MEMORY THERE WAS ONE- 
A PAIR OF BEAUTIFUL BREASTS AND A BEAUTIFUL       
FIGURE... WITH THIS THOUGHT I DECIDED TO DROWN.
LYUBKA PROBABLY FOUND THE ELEVATOR T.K. VIA NES-
HOW MANY MINUTES SHE AND RU$$ ALREADY SAVED ME- 
SAFE FROM DROWNING. TO BE HONESTLY, I'M DROWNING 
I DID NOT INTEND TO, JUST AT SOME MOMENT I
TIRED OF MOVEING MY HANDS AND I SHOUTED       
“I’M DROWNING,” THAT’S WHERE MY “SAVE” STARTED 
NIE". THEY STRETCHED ME A BRANCH AND I TRECK FOR IT - 
DRINKED. AFTER A SOME TIME I WAS ALREADY AT 
I TAKE THE SHORE, SPITING FROM THE WATER. WELCOME ME- 
I HAVE A FEELING, AFTER TASTING A LITTLE BABY 
AND HAVING DRINKED THE REMAIN OF WINE, HE APOLOGIZED FOR HIS   
UNEXPECTED INVASION. I WAS FORGIVEN BUT  
WITH RU$$ I HAD TO DRINK 200 GRAMS OF MYRO-  
EXIT                                      
  WHEN IT ALL OVER WE STARTED COLLECTING 
HIS OWN STUFF, AND RU$$ WAS ROLLING UP A TENT. CH- 
IN 20 MINUTES THE THREE OF US WENT HOME.   
I DON'T WANT TO TALK HOW DIFFICULT IT WAS FOR US 
MOVE OVER ROUGH TERRAIN: US
WASHED, WEARED AND JUST ROCKED FROM THE SIDE 
TO THE SIDE. AFTER 2 KILOMETERS WE ARE GOOD 
WALKED TO THE BUS STOP AND STANDED THERE 
(WAIT FOR THE BUS). HOW DO YOU IMAGINE  
OUR STOPS HAVE 4 CORNERS. SO HERE: RU$$     
GOT UPIN THE FAR LEFT CORNER, I STANDED IN THE MIDDLE-
DINE STOP AND LYUBASHKA IS CLOSER TO THE BUS.
WITHOUT NOTICEING ITSELF, I PAYED ATTENTION TO 
THE MAN STANDING NEXT TO US. EITHER     
HIS EYES WERE CRAZY, OR MINE 6 
THE FEELING WORKS 99%. IN GENERAL WHEN HE
 I WENT TO LYUBKA, I FELT UNWELL
ROE. AS I CAME A LITTLE CLOSER, I HEARD THEM
CONVERSATION, OR rather THAT INCOMPLETE MAN IS TORTURED-
I WANTED TO SAY SOMETHING: - "COME WITH ME, VIRGIN -
“SHKA,” HE SAID, “TODAY IS MY HOLIDAY
AND I WANT TO HAVE A DRINK WITH YOU. IT'S AT MY HOUSE 
2 LITER JAR WITH GOOD GEORGIAN VI-
NOM. I WOULD LIKE YOU TO JOIN ME-
NEED."                                  
 LYUBA DID NOT PAY ANY RESPONSE TO THE MAN 
MANIA - HER EYES WERE SEARCHING FOR THE BUS. EXACTLY IN   
THIS IS THE TIME THE BRADO CAME INTO MY HEAD
IT'S A GREAT IDEA TO PICK ON A MAN AND THEN 
TAKE FROM HIM WITH AT LEAST THE SAME WINE
WHOM HE SO CRUELLY MOCKED, DAMN
HAVE IT IN A BOTTLE. WITHOUT HURRY I APPROACHED 
TO HIM AND, DIRECTING YOUR LOOK AS WELL      
THROUGH HIM, ASKED, STUTTERING: “B-B-RAT, 
Y-YOU DON'T K-KNOW W-W-WHAT CAR-TOBUSES W- 
- DO THEY WALK HERE? AND IMAGINE THIS   
THE SIRT TAKEN ME PRETTY SERIOUSLY.  
- "TWO, NINE." - I HEARD THE ANSWER   
SUCH A STUPID QUESTION.                      
- “T-T-THANK YOU,” I RESPONDED AND, ALSO NOT TORO-
PAS, WALKED TO THE SIDE. LOOKING, AND RU$$ S  
BENT OVER HIS PA WITH AN INDIFFERENT LOOKPATCH AND, AS IT SEEMED TO ME, ALMOST   
PRAYING FOR HER.                           
“I WOULD HAVE YOUR PROBLEMS,” I JEALOUSED   
RU$$Y AND RETURNED TO HIS OBSERVATIONS. MU- 
ZHIK WAS NOT SLEEPING... HE, NOT NOTICE ANYTHING,
THE LOOK WAS DIRECTED AT ANYBODY.             
- "WELL, I THINK, CREATURE, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FUCK    
WILL COME OUT,” AND, WAITING ANOTHER 5 MINUTES, WENT    
SHOOT A CIGARETTE FROM HIM, IMPORTANTLY FROM SE-
BYA PERSON WHO, IN ADDITION TO EVERYTHING, IS NOT
HE SEES AND ALSO HEARS BADLY. CAN YOU  
BELIEVE I'M NOT AN ACTOR, BUT THIS NUMBER IS A PRO-
TIL" FOR 5 WITH PLUS. THIS BASTARD IS SO COMPLAINING-
BUT THEY LOOKED AT ME THAT HONESTLY I
FOR A SECOND I WANTED TO BE BLIND, DEAF, DEAF-
WHY.IN EXACTLY A SECOND IT WAS OVER FOR ME.
AFTER RECEIVING A CIGARETTE, I COULD NOT GET IN FOR A LONG TIME  
ITS END INTO A BURNING MATCH. ONLY ONLY   
REALIZING THAT I WAS OVERDOING, I FINALLY SMOKED 
TO THE WHOLE REEL.                           
  THE MAN TRIED AGAIN TO GET TO   
LYUBKIN'S BRAIN, BUT HE HAS NOTHING AGAIN
A BUS APPEARED ON THE HORIZON. BJ- 
DI AT THE STOP BEGAN TO PICK UP THEIR BARS -
LO. RU$$ GOT FUCKED TOO. BUS POD`E- 
KHAL AND THE ALL ORGANIZED CROWD, WELL- 
VELANTLY TRAMPING THE FEET OF THOSE CAUGHT ON THE PU-
TY AND CAUGHT INTO THE BUS GETTING OUT, RUSHED 
INSIDE. STRANGE AS IT IS, I WENT IN WITH ANYONE
IN THE FRONT DOOR, AND RU$$ IN THE BACK. IN CAR
BUSY I LOST SIGHT OF MY LOVE AND MY MAN, BUT  
NOT FOR LONG.AFTER A COUPLE OF MINUTES OF WORKING RU-
FULL COMBAT, AND ALSO AFTER   
THE BUS BECAME COMPLETELY RUBBER, I SAW  
THAT LYUBA IS SITTING ON A BENCH NEAR THE WINDOW, AND  
THIS GOBLIN BENT OVER HER AND SOMETHING GO-
YELLING. WHAT FEELINGS TOOK ME AT THAT TIME
THE MOMENT AND HOW I CONTAINED NOT TO EXPAND 
HIT HIM RIGHT ON THE BUS, I DON’T KNOW,  
BUT AT THAT MOMENT I JUST MOVED BACK
CLOSER TO THE MAN AND, STUTTERING, ASKED FOR IMPORTANCE
KICK ME IF THERE IS A STOPPING OF "GPTU-3". 
HE ANSWERED THAT HE WOULD NECESSARILY WARN ME
DIT SMILED SO SWEETLY THAT I WOULD PULL UP 
I WANTED. HE DID NOT SPEAK FOR A LONG TIME 
SHAFT WITH LYUBKA, BUT THE TRUTH IS TELLED - WHEN   
ONE MAN'S HEAD WORKS, THE OTHER DOESN'T WORK
BOTTOM - THE SECOND HEAD WORKED AND THIS CO- 
ZEL PLACED HIS HAND ON LUBA'S SHOULDER. HERE  
I HAVE NO TIME FOR JOKES AND I'M COMPLETELY GONE
IN A NORMAL VOICE HE SAID: “TAKE YOUR HAND AWAY, KO-
ZEL!" THE MAN WAS CRAZY... - "WHERE?" - I'M BRAIDING - 
HE ASKED IN A SILENT LANGUAGE. I SHOWED IT ON PLAY
TO THE GRANDMOTHER SITTING NEXT AND CALMLY SAID: 
- "HERE."                                  
  GETTING OUT OF THE BUS IT TURNS OUT THAT WE WERE GOING 
WAYS, AND A LITTLE LATER THE MAN STILL GAVE IT
US 2 LITERS OF REAL GEORGIAN WINE AND 
APOLOGIZED. EVERYONE WAS SATISFIED.        
 MAY 16, 1999 "DEMON", FOR MMA.    

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