The story of how I made a modem - a story about the modemization of the population.

Fanat Newspaper #01
 THE STORY ABOUT HOW I MADE A MODEM, OR    
ETERNAL TROUBLES WITH IRON AND MORE...    
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The idea of modemizing 5PECTRUM`ists        
 I have a problem in Dimitrovgrad
a long time ago, but with the implementation,
for some reason there are always some problems
arise.   At first I wanted to
sidekick(JK) to put "wicomki" in order to
LASER SQUAD play.  It would seem that
maybe it’s simpler than “Vikoma”, and besides
for L5 (which was in Spectrofon9), but not
there it was! Somehow I got some microcircuits,
I come home, and it turns out that I have
one little thing, my leg flew off! and mikruh something
nowhere else! That's how I broke down
first attempt at modemization of the population :(.  
 Then on the disk with the author's system
With programs I came up with such a thing as
X-MODEM.  This time the parts don't have legs
fell off, but the circuit still worked
I didn't want to.  Having lost my mind for a long time, I
kicked this miracle further into the table (it’s still
It's probably still there :)         
 Then I heard about a modern miracle
technology - XTR-MODEM. And the price for it, in
in general, it was not so great (according to those
sometimes :(. However, after purchasing the G5
there were no beans, but the matter is fixable (according to
at least that's what I thought back then :). And so
THISpractically happened: we were already
ready to part with their blood and
called NEMO in St. Petersburg...                 
 And there, instead of saying something
like "give me your money - take ours"
modems", telephone handset with NEMO voice
showed that there are no modems now and the nearest ones
3 months will not happen, because... X-TRADE on vacation
dumped...                                
 Then we tried to take HAYE5's, but found
only one modem per 2400 (it is now
lies with DEMON, but I can’t reach it,
so that he can connect this modem :(. A
after a while the buck crawled up, and
the pussy went over the bumps...                  
 However, recently I saw a diagram
Vikoma by PhF, and interest in this topic
I finally broke through my natural laziness, and I
sat down at the soldering iron again... When I assembled
this diagram, then it is certainly not
earned.  But I decided that's enough fucking
brains, and it's time to go ahead. And I popped
like a tank across the field :)...                     
 This is how the first modem appeared! After
I set it up and immediately made a second one
modem - after all, you had to modem with someone
:) I'll add a little solder, a little detail,
a little coding/hacking and some files
fly along the lines like clockwork!           
 Later, a DEMON modem was made. But that's it
good things must come to an end.  On this
once it's overluck - after all, DEMON
ATSb, which means 6 volts in the line when
about 40 volts - in a normal line... So
and I had to give him an additional block
nutrition.                                  
 Is this the end for this story?  - Everything
It's up to you, future modem users! (I
I hope there will be many more of these!)        
 05.14.99
                                 FIDGET/IG

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