Introduction - From the authors.

 EROTIC #03 IRREGULAR PARNOGRAPHS AND ENTERTAINMENT EDITION
12/13/97 PUBLICATION BY ZX-LEGION
 NEWSPAPER EDITORIAL:

Editor-in-Chief: SERGEY STURM AKA KASHINSKY SERGEY ALEKSANDROVICH
Music: MASTSOFT AKA KAMINSKY SERGEY VLADIMIROVICH
Many thanks to WOLF for the new shell.

 THE PLANE IS FALLING. TO CALM DOWN
                                 PASSENGERS, STEWARDESS DISPLAYS-
                                 IN THE STRIPTISE SALON:
                                 - NOW I’LL TAKE OFF MY SKIRT, AND
                                 WE WILL FALL AWAY WITH THE RIGHT WING...
                                 AND WHEN I UNDO MY BLOUSE,
                                 WE WILL BE TAKEN AWAY BY THE LEFT WING...
                                 SHE UNDRESSES, HER WINGS FALL AWAY-
                                 THEY FIGHT, THE PLANE CRASHES.
                                 UTSE-
                                 THE LEFT-HANDED PASSENGER SHOUTS TO HER:
                                 - AND YOU YOURSELF FUCKING AND JOKES
                                 YOUR BL..DS!


 Oookie-tookie, brookie-drookie! Hi all! It's us again and again with
small pornographic texts. God forbidthink about us
as if they were concerned. We are completely abnormal Soviet citizens,
who set themselves the goal of entertaining you a little, and probably
and yourself. I won’t overclock it a lot, since the size of the leaflet is very
limited, but I’ll get straight to the main thing.

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