Astrology - Pornographic horoscope for the next week.

 Parnographic horoscope for the next week.


SAGITTARIUS: YOUR ACCURATE SHOT WILL ACCURATELY HIT THE TARGET, BUT THE RESULT
          THE SHOT WILL BE VISIBLE ONLY IN NINE MONTHS.

GEMINI: THIS WEEK YOU SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM CONTACTS WITH PEOPLE OF THE SAME
          THERE'S NO WAY WITH YOU. POSSIBILITY OF CHANGING SEXUAL ORIENT
          TATIONS.

PISCES: IF YOU WANT TO HAVE CHILDREN, THIS WEEK IS RIGHT
      DESIGNED FOR THIS PURPOSE. OFFENDER WILL BE BORN
      LIKE EGGS IN THE BELLY OF A FISH.

SCORPIO: MALES SHOULD AVOID SEXUAL SEX
           CONTACTS, FOR YOU RISK SIGNIFICANTLY DULLING YOUR
           STING. SCORPIO PERVERTS SHOULD NOT EVEN THINK
           MOTHER ABOUT SEX. THERE IS A HIGH CHANCE OF ERASING THE STING
           TO THE FOUNDATION.
           THE FEMALE HALF SHOULD NOT GET INTO CONTACT. ON
           THIS WEEK YOUR PARTNERS WILL HAVE THE THOUGHT:
           "BREAK DO NOT BUILD." THINK ABOUT IT AND TRY
           SAVE YOURSELF!!!

CAPRICORN: SEXUAL Arousal WILL OVERFLOW YOU
          WEEK. BUT IT IS NOT A SORRY THAT YOU WILL END WITH YOURSELF.

TAURUS: YOUR UNDOUBTEDLY PRETTY BODY WILL SERVE YOU WELL AND
        WILL PROVIDE YOUR PARTNER UNCONCEPTABLE PLEASURE.


ARIES: LIKE A RAM YOU WILL ACHIEVE YOUR GOAL, BUT THIS WEEK
      LA WILL DISAPPOINT ALL YOUR EXPECTATIONS AND BEGINNINGS.CANCER: YOU WILL BE HARASSED ALL WEEK. YOUR EXCUSES WILL NOT HELP
      GUT, AND WHEN YOU ARE PRESSED TO THE WALL, YOU WILL HAVE TO AGREE-
      I SIT EVEN AGAINST MY WILL, FOR THERE WILL BE NO WHERE TO GO BACK.


LIBRA: THERE IS A HIGH CHANCE (50 to 50) OF BEING INFECTED WITH A STD
      DISEASES.

AQUARIUS: LIKE POURING WATER FROM A FULL JUG INTO AN EMPTY AND
         ON THE CONTRARY, YOUR SEXUAL INJURY WILL NOT RESULT IN HURT
         NEITHER YOU OR YOUR PARTNER.

VIRGO: YOU WILL BE SO CHARMING AND ATTRACTIVE THAT BY THE END
      YOU WILL BE DEFINITELY RAPEED FOR WEEKS.

LIONS: IT IS WORTH FOLLOWING YOUR FEELINGS IN BED, FOR
      THIS WEEK YOUR SENSITIVITY WILL INCREASE. IN AN ESSENTIAL
      PASSIONS YOU CAN BITE YOUR EAR OR SOMETHING ELSE OFF
      YOUR PARTNER.


        The horoscope was compiled by the wandering hai-krishna SERGEY STURM.
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