*....................[ Fuck`n army ]...............*
(c) KraZ/dtr/fdm
created: 2o.o2.2ooo
Judging by the pussy the dick should
be flat. But since
it's round, fuck you
we'll be screwed.
(This text was originally intended to be sent to Delirium,
like my letter to them after the draft. Although this is how it is - first of all
I will send this creation to them.)
Hello idiots!
Fuck, here’s the thing - there’s been a turning point in my life -
I became a real military man =) Although I haven’t completely dumbed down yet, I’m still
that I’m not yelling, but talking calmly, which means I’m still allowed
conditionally considered a civilian. =)
Yes, I immediately apologize for the profanity, but without
I can’t do this anymore.
Fucked up, I'm just going crazy here... Stupidity is impossible - a hundred
we go fishing formation, and other jokes of the armylife. Well
When I manage to go out into civilian life, then I finally go crazy - so much
It turns out that a person is ashamed of himself only because
that he is wearing a military uniform - a pre-war overcoat. They're on
the look resembles felt boots. Rough and hairy, baggy, bastard
new However, while working, one day in a clothing warehouse I managed
persuade the ensign (the head of this warehouse, and the fag, between
etc.), give me a normal overcoat in exchange for an old one. bot I
and clothed himself more or less. Kirzachs are very annoying (to put it mildly).
Moreover, you are not supposed to wear socks, and before you put your foot in
her in a boot, pre-wrapped with a footcloth. And here's what
I was given one summer footcloth, another winter one, and in kirzachs from
there are no warm insoles, no one really cares. Well, a jacket and
pants (field uniform, cotton camouflage) nothing yet. By
the idea should have been given formal clothes, but please talk about that
kept silent. However, as it turned out later, no one would wear a parade
and he didn’t, because that’s what she’s looking like, and even from the 60s.
During the KMB (young fighter course) we lived in the Uyeban barracks, with
trainee sergeants and kypcahtamu. They were given in quantities of one
pieces on a platoon. Those who were especially guilty (soldiers) were called cnoptcme-
us, I and myselfvisited, doing 50 push-ups during the drive to the city.
In theory, for this you will be imprisoned for 10 days, but I haven’t taken it yet
oath, and, meanwhile, was not a civilian, so de-
It turned out to be a sporting event. Also especially seasoned sports
shifts as punishment stood at the aquarium all night, trying to scare
fish. The sergeants insisted that the fish from
frightened, shitted half the aquarium.
And then recently a cadet came up and asked if it was possible
replace this with that... :) Just kidding. We talked to him o
programming. The cadet said that they will also be educated
cool programmers. It’s just that they’re having trouble with the laboratory stuff.
And he asked me to solve their labs. What about the bullshit? bcero something about
100 people in the battery. ;) I agreed. Twenty for a lab. ;)
The next day he brought me assignments... Killed... Killed
I liked the courses because of their simplicity - one of the tasks sounded like this:
replace by 7 all array elements whose values are greater
seven, and also count the number of such elements in the array.
Attached is a short list of words from army slang:
Jackals -officers
Letyokha -lieutenantUnderground -lieutenant colonel
Polkan -colonel
Gena -general
Self-propelled, scooter -unauthorized absence
Sochen (derived from SOCH - unauthorized leaving of a part) -
soldier who committed SOCH
Failure - lazyness, neglect of work
Bigus - dish in the dining room - sauerkraut
interspersed with boiled potatoes
PidOrit -clean. For example - a belt plaque, a parade ground.
Body, torso, smell - a soldier staying at the KMB.
Spirit - a soldier who passed the KMB, but was not transferred to elephants.
Elephant -soldier who served for six months or more, but less than one
year.
Cherpak -a soldier who served for a year.
Grandfather - a soldier who served for a year and a half. Grandpa doesn't
must consume his butter in the canteen. He gives it to the spirits
having previously asked: “How long until grandfather wins?” Oil
The one who answers correctly gets it.
Demobilization - grandfather, who waited until the end of the day, and is waiting
dismissals.
Brilliant green, lump -camouflage cotton clothing.
Army boots - military boots.
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