Instructions - Application of this software product.

*......................[ Instructions ]........*   

This instruction sets out a list of sequential actions  
on the use of this electronic journal.  Act according to
instructions, without skipping a single point, to avoid injury and
severe injuries that may result from inappropriate
following these instructions.                                   

1. Read the entire text carefully.                          
2.  If you don't want to read the text, go to step 19.           
3. Analyze the meaning of the above.                          
4. Evaluate the text.                                              
5. If the rating is positive, go to step 8.                 
b.  Negative rating - go to step 8.                       
7. Go to step 19                                           
8. Print the text. For printing it is best to use tone-
    thin and soft paper of poor quality. Use glossy
    paper is not recommended.                                    
9. After printing, crumple the sheets and crumple them in your hands until
    until the paper becomes like a thin fabric.           
10. Make sure the act is necessarydefecation. When
    if there is no urge, go to step 1 or step 19 (according to
    choice).                                                    
11. Sit on the toilet in an upright position with your arms outstretched
    along the corresponding knees.                              
12. Have your arms (right, left, or both) parallel
    performing the act of defecation.                                     
13. If you finish, make sure you don't need to repeat. 
14. Also make sure that there is no continuation of the act of defecation.    
15. Smooth out any crumpled paper.                               
1b. Tear off a small (about 10% of the total area) piece.    
17. Use the smaller part of the paper to wipe the head of your penis dry. b service
    tea of incomplete cleansing of the head from the seed and bringing paper
    in a non-working state, go to step 1b.                   
18. Using the remaining paper, carefully wipe the anus
    folding the paper in half until there is no print on the paper
    the product of defecation will no longer remain.                      
19. Fuck you.