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   EXTREME is coming, and SEEENS is meeting him:
- Zdoroff, EX!
- Hi, SEEENS!
- You know, we have a toilet on the avenue
  They installed a local one, like Euro class,
  Mouzon, Windows paper...
- Yes? Interesting...
  The next day EX comes all smelly,
dirty, and again SEEENS meets him:
- ??? EX! Are you in kind?
- Yes, motherfucker, it pressed me, I got knocked up
  into your euro bucket, and there’s a killer music there
  "Stand up, children, stand in a circle..."
- So what?
- I became...:(

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News of the day: Kolobok hanged himself :(

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EX comes to the surgeon:
- Doctor! Cut off my genitals!
- Oh, what? What for?
- Well, cut it off, I really need it!
The surgeon complied with the request, and then asked
what the hell says:
- You see, doctor, my fiancee said
  to me that he will marry a real Tatar!
- OH SHIT!!! MAZA FAKA! You should have
  get circumcised!!!
-Didn't understand. And this is not the same thing =( ?

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- AAAAAAA!!! Save! I'm drowning!!! - shouted
  EX sitting on the toilet.

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Drag and drop windows in Windows is called
Operation Vindovoz.

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Attention! A new version of "Blower" has been released,
Ukrainian Windows!

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     The crazy EX was walking through a construction site,
     the crazy EX found a grenade,
    "Pull the ring" someone said
   The boot flew around the construction site for a long time.

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