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Planes first!
Well, what about the girls?
...And then the girls!
1. "And if a military man
killed, then his unit will face criminal charges
responsibility or a severe reprimand!
pdp. Uryupin.
2. Bombing of London: "First V-1
flew, thenV-2..." traffic point. Myzni-
cov.
3.Use of cavalry against tanks
kov: “In winter, fighters are dressed in camouflage suits,
the horses are dressed in camouflage suits. At the command 'lo-
"Live" the horse lies down in a snowdrift. pulls up
tank. A fighter throws a bottle with an incendiary
Noah mixture. The tank is on fire. The fighter gets
checker. At this moment, appears from the hatch
the first head... Bam!... And the head is stuck-
nulas. And so several times... "pdp.
Myznikov.
4. "Northern Arctic Fleet." pdp.
Myznikov.
5. “And then it turns out that my brother has long
got married." M. Titov.
6. “I will build you here once and for all!”
m. Titov.
7. "The aviation was not ready for combat." pdp.
Myznikov.
8. "(airplane) Taxied, taxied, for-
I was taxiing and stopped here." PDP. Myznikov.
9. "Shooting at a crawling personal
composition." Kp. Egorov.
1O. "(in Siberia) Skis wear out like
Indoor slippers." PDP. Myznikov.11. 5.O3.93 pd. Myznikov the whole couple of chi-
gave a lecture on a piece of paper and did NOTHING
roll.
12. "The aviation crew had one sa-
the plane on which I flew." pdp. Myzni-
cov.
13. "Wait, I'll get confused myself."
pdp. Myznikov.
14. - Command tasks - write:
'Solid and continuous management...'
- What?
- By plane!" PDP. Myznikov.
15. "If you are late, I will
I will put you in a position that is indecent for you -
zhenie." M. Titov.
16. "Self-search area -
strip having at least four corners
prostrate." PDP. Myznikov.
17. "Air defense tasks: ...fight against landing
along the entire flight route, destruction
fire support helicopters, operating
from ambush."
18. "Tank troops consist of spare
units and units."19. "To increase firepower and combat
readiness, modern tanks equipped
We use special alcohol stoves." 17-19 One
smart book.
2O. "You can't write on a test
'har-ki' and 'saint-va'! What if instead
Will any oak tree see me? He's the same
won’t understand anything at all!” st.lt. Janu-
Myan.
21. "I'll make you scale."
st.lt. Janumyan.
22. "On mountain slopes with a slope of 6O
degrees can only be taken by trained
new soldiers with special equipment and
mountain goats." pdp. Slave.
23. "As future officers, you must
know - when a plane crashes, it usually
breaks."
24. “The solid angle is 36O degrees.
That's clear."
25. -How the plane will approach the bomb-
hit the runway, along or across the strip?
- Along?
- No!
- Across.
- No, diagonally!
26. "Sami"you understand, according to the law of any
Pascal has different forces in different directions."
27. "A plane bombs a ship, vertically
diving. In 3O seconds the ship is sinking,
and the plane has difficulty dodging the ground
li."
28. "The plane dropped a bomb, do you think-
they all forgot about him and are looking at the bomb
boo ? No, this is where he will be shot down.
fuck!"
29. "A bomber is coming over Koning-
sberg. Here comes the FAB-9OOO bomb (9
tons). Everyone runs away because
They think there's a bomb flying."
3O. "Formulas - such a pig!"
31. "In the event of a nuclear explosion, lie down on your face
where to?
32. "As an anti-aircraft weapon"
nevra a snake is used, in your opinion -
sinusoid."
33. "There are unguided rockets, then
they are uncontrollable, but manageable,
and they fly like that." 24-33 road point. Myzni-
kov 26.O3.93.
34. "Those who heard the sound of flying
himshell, well, those who were later able
tell us about it..." Comrade Filimonov.
35. “And you won’t go out, you won’t go, and
It is impossible to function." PDP. Myznikov.
36. "You saw on television, more precisely
on TV..." PDP. Myznikov.
37. "Settlements: cities, villages-
ki, villages and other objects are not
designated for housing..." PDP. Yurkovs-
cue.
38. Roll call:
- Ivanov!
- Here.
- Sit down.
- Petrov!
- Here.
- Sit down.
- Sidorov!
- Absent.
- Sit down.
st.lt. Janumyan.
39. Explanatory note (verbatim):
To the battalion commander
PDPC to Myznikov from
company student
Ignatova Dmitry
Mikhailovich
To me, a student on March 29, lieutenant colonel
Myznikov made a remark for this
that I hit the left side of my head on
stand "Hand-held anti-tank grenade launcher
RPG-7V(-7D)" (accidentally). Due to the luck
ra I forgot to approach Lieutenant Colonel Myz-
Nikova. And today, in the presence of students
comrade, Lieutenant Colonel Myznikov said that
will punish my curator p.p. Rabsky. B
preventing this, I realized my
error, I am writing this explanatory note
. Sincerely, student Ignatov D.M.
Added: This will no longer happen in the future.
will happen again, I will be very careful in future
careful and diligent in preserving our
Sobiy at the military department.
Edited by PDP. Rabsky.
4O. "MKAD - Moscow Ring Air-
tion Road." pdp. Myznikov.
41. “Eat a watermelon - such skins will remain
there are..." (regarding the unfolding of cards) PDP.
Yurkovsky.
42. “They say you’ll join the army -
they'll take your kidneys away, and maybe you'll take someone else's...
eat." pdp. Slave.43. "Reserve officers - zero in phase in
combat issues." m. Titov.
44. "I was not born this very, in the weather
nah" M. Titov.
45. “You will think in high-level classes.”
do math or at home, and here think
no need." pdp. Pankevich.
46. "Either add or add."
pdp. Pankevich.
47. “You have to get up abruptly, but you get up-
They're like a woman after the tenth stick." pdp.
Yurkovsky.
48. "The planes took off from the aircraft carrier like
pancakes from the frying pan."
49. "Remember what I taught you:
only a hungry student can achieve
heights in science."
5O. "Where we talk about Hannibals and
other Macedonian..."
51. "And your ancestors, like me..."
52. "Yes, the people are to blame for everything, but
people - students, because intellectual
Gentia! Who threw bombs at the Tsar?”53. “Chew him, and even teach him to swallow-
tit."
54. "From simple to empty."
55. “You yourself understand that you need to be
very well-drunk-prepared,
to attack the east with a bomber
child."
56. - The main forms of use of military
but transport aviation?
- Transportation?
- No, special combat flights!
57. “Well, they throw away, well, loads there,
not barrels, of course, but containers!"
58. "The first landings dropped directly from
wings They fly holding on to special
rings, on the command 'go' they are released, on
one falls down so that the plane does not
it tilted, otherwise everything would fall down. Here you are
now on the wing - you’ll immediately start screaming
that the student is an excellent student, that this is not necessary
! Or from a bean bag, well, it’s clear -
the doors have opened - there's no escape
!"
59. “Some of us are lazy here...
apparently... students..."
6O. "There are scouts ahead,lead
build. And if you don’t take them there, there will be
second Susanin, only aviation..."
61. "Army aviation is intended
FOR."
62. - Here you are, student, how is your fa-
milia?
-...Huh? Is it me?
- I!!! ...(pause)... That is you!
63. "If you don't take it from the library
book, I'll tell you again what I'm with
I'll do it to you!"
64. "How are you without a student
let me in? What a fight it was today!
Student, all of himself so unshaven,
Like a sulky boar, it tried to break through.
But no, such a boy, black-eyed,
with grandfather - Stalin's falcon on watch
- they tied him up!"
65. - Did you bring the book?
- I have one at home, but I’m not here...
lane
- Pinned?! This is the student over there
pinned student, you know this
it happens in the spring!
66. "What doesn't fit with what I
did you say before? This is tactics - science
flexible!"67. "Buran - that! Six engines installed -
tanovali. Here are two, here are two, here
two (shows) - well, where is eight?!
That's how he flies!"
68. "So! Everything is under control, as on ta-
possible point!"
69. "The combat characteristics of our self-
letov: ...the ability to refuel at
air, although this is a characteristic of the American
Rican planes, but still!"
49-69 pp. Myznikov was on a roll
16.O4.93.
7O. "I came to the department today: everything
the springs were torn out, the stand was smeared, everything was broken
overstaffed... What, the Martians are approaching
teli? No - students!" pdp. Myznikov.
71. "Students came running: 'We are stripped -
Lee!' - they shout, strip the man! Husband-
the official must undress himself when it is not
get around it!" pdp. Myznikov.
72. "(Helicopter characteristics) Well,
you don't need engines, you don't move-
sheets... You don’t need mass, you don’t need it
wear..." pdp. Myznikov.
73. “This soil, as they say in
tive circles, drawn back, delayednew." PDP. Myznikov.
74. "Armored evacuation...oa..oatsi-
onny car..." PDP. Myznikov.
75. "I understood the hint, but it flew by like
a flock of files." (joke) PDP. Yurkovs-
cue
76. "Now someone is exemplary-showing-
I will definitely punish you!" M. Titov.
77. "BMPs are advancing with their departments
leniya, using the folds of the terrain,
jumping from cover to cover." book
"Training of Army Reserve Officers
troops", page 116.
78. "The company destroys the enemy in
platoon stronghold and takes control of it."
page 98.
79. Myznikov about long hair:
"...And those were jokes, a student was busy
They brought Tiya... But you won’t understand her..."
8O. “The great ones... Franz Liszt...? Fe-
Renz Liszt! Walked with a tail. He should
It was something different from others."
81. "The lever must have at least
two shoulders." PDP. Myznikov.82. “Why have you been busy like chickens on-
Six?" pdp. Myznikov.
83. “So it turns out that the pilot is one-
with one hand he pilots the plane, and with the other
remembers that he has a wife at home,
you..." pdp. Myznikov.
84. “According to the charter, I am entitled to you!” pdp.
Myznikov & M. Titov.
85. "At the command 'equal' you must
straighten up, as my foreman said:
'Align your socks with your genital slit', well
Our floor was made of planks." pdp. Yurkovsky.
86. "He's afraid of the dark! On the plane
with a parachute, and will be afraid, as if
he opened up!" pdp. Myznikov.
87. - What is your last name?
- Temnov.
- And it should be Svetlov!
pdp. Myznikov.
88. “What were the oldest professions?
Such and such, for example - intelligence
chicks." pdp. Myznikov.
89. "Where does the plane fall next? On
ground!" pdp. Myznikov.
9O. "If youuse cheat sheets
on a regular exam, that's nothing. A
if on secret, then you will be three
times worse if you get caught because
what are cheat sheets for secret items?
cannot be taken out of the audience." pdp.Pab-
cue
91. "'Study, study and study' -
who said? Well, we won’t say who,
Let's say Suvorov." PDP. Myznikov.
February-June 1993.
92. In September 1993, pd. Myznikov
received the rank of colonel, and therefore
to celebrate, he organized a general viewing of the students
dentam, in which he said: “We, the official
ry, that is, the top of the officers, that is
colonels...".
93. A student meets Myzni at 8 a.m.
Kova at the entrance to the institute:
- Good afternoon.
- No!!!
- ...???
- Good morning!
P.S. On this day Myznikov received the call
Colonel's name (see 92)
94. Another roll call:- Lebedev!
- I.
- Why so happy? Has your son been born?
- Temnov!
- I.
- So it’s who’s doing the dark, it turns out!
- And now added to the list: Shores-
cue! Did you get a job here through connections?
- By and large.
95. - There are 1O8 people in the squad...
- Why 1O8 and not 1OO or 11O?
- ... (pause) Well... Well, there’s also a deputy -
watered!
96. "Write: 'life: distinctive
signs:
1). Adaptability.
2). The ability to reproduce...' well I
I don't know about the blue ones..."
97. “At Chernobyl! Lost 1OO
billions! If only they could be used in training
process... An IBM computer for each - you
Well, he... has to study, huh?!"
98. - What is NEP?
- New economic policy.
- What a retard you are! Guidance Element-
Tare Order!
99. "Head protection - helmet, hand protection
- gloves... Eh, welloptionally side-
Sersky!"
1OO. "Raise your hands who thinks that
need to study civil defense. Yes,
two hands. But the AI group - no hands
didn’t pick it up... So it’s understandable AI - used
artificial intelligence..."
1O1. "Quiet, quiet, quiet there, don't
itch! You see, I’m wearing glasses!”
94-1O1 - civil defense, comrade. Fi-
lats
1O2. "You students have one thing on your mind:
cafe, beer, vodka, Snickers, girls..."
1O3. "Our whole life is a struggle: until both
yes with hunger, then with sleep."
1O4. "You are all perverts, you want
for the gays to take to the streets!"
1O5. "The vacuum bomb is a weapon of mass
any application."
1O6. "The Americans wanted to abandon the territory
territory of Iraq with ammunition."
1O7. "American soldiers have not yet
Would you like to drink a cup of liquid coffee...coffee?..
coffee??!.. chocolate!, no offensive
are coming." 1O2-1O7 PDP. Karasev.1O8. "He who is strong does not need to do
exercises and the like, and the rest
Before you climb into the hole, I can teach you. Start
need to learn in the summer..." Comrade. Filatov.
1O9. "Cover your voice machines."
ye!" plc. Moshonin.
11O."You can't mutter! Don't mumble, who
said!" plc. Moshonin.
111. "I'm tired of speaking in front of you
shake the air because that's all
bounces like that ping-pon ball
ha!" m. Titov.
112. - Did you bring the work?
- I... I wasn’t coming from home, I was com-
Dante's hour has arrived.
- Are you by any chance a sniper from the roof?
- ...
- And you? Perhaps your grandmother is sick?
- Mmm... Probably...
- ...
- Well, what about you?
- I gave up my tails!
- Passed?
- Yes...
- Did they give you a lot of money?
113. - Baltyansky! It feels like
that you and I herded pigs together!
- How is that?- Yes! That's what they usually say!
114. "Lethal doses of radiation on
different parts of the body: 2OOO x-ray on the head
wow and the end..." 112-114 comrade. Filatov.
115. "Before reaching the line you must
destroy something!" pdp. Yurkovsky.
116. "At my age, I'm already in every
For a woman, first of all, I see the mother" pdp. Yur-
kovsky
117. "A reservoir contaminated with food
wu and the end..." 112-114 comrade. Filatov.
115. "Before reaching the line you must
destroy something!" pdp. Yurkovsky.
116. "At my age, I'm already in every
For a woman, first of all, I see the mother" pdp. Yur-
kovsky
117. "A reservoir contaminated with food
viem..." Comrade Filatov.
118. "Powerful radiation evaporated them,
pressed and diffusion occurred - and the end"
pdp. Myznikov
119. “To do this (get into cancer-
that one on target), you have to be an underwood" cap.
Weaver
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