Games - adventures of Dizzy in Russia.

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              DIZZY in RUSSIA
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            Hello bulls!

   I thought of a new one, but probably not
permanent / sorry / column.  You be the judge
what will happen!
   This story was told to me by himself
“Egghead” /no offense intended/,
during a stormy holiday in Cyprus.
   And so listen / and who cannot,
read/:
   It happened recently, or rather somewhere in
1999 I found myself on some very
a pathetic semblance of a tree.  First of all
I tried to get down from there - nothing happened
without casualties. Decided to point my feet
to the left: at first there is nothing strange
found only a single flower on
clearing, but a piece of grass, by the way, not very good
vusnoy.


   I decided to go further, a river was discovered,
some smart guy blocked the bridge!  Okay,
I didn’t get upset, but decided to take a look
right neighborhoods. Great, I found a coin,
of course I pocketed it / good
habit /, dragged further and met
a lonely sleepwalker, from a conversation with him
it turned out that they are going to our planet
attack by evil "little people".  And as a gift
got a speaker / just what a holiday
was, forgot something /, not bad
toy Next I decided to move my bast shoes
deeper to the right, I found another coin,
what a great guy I am! Didn't it seem to you
strange tree, if so,then forward to
the top of his head, I did just that. Found there

rope and walked back to the river. There as
You probably already guessed, he threw the rope,
and ended up near a strange mountain, here
I took a fancy to this “toy” and walked into
hole formed, discovered two more
coins, sledgehammer and shovel.
   I went further and accidentally injured
a sledgehammer, it fell on the old tiles and...
opened a secret passage, there I found myself
hungry mouse/so fat doesn't look like much

hungry/, went upstairs/on the same
screen / and stomped into a strange passage, behind
where the guard was waiting for me, paid him
for the passage with coins and went upstairs, there
met an astrologer, he told me about
trouble coming upon us.  Moved further
/to the left/, there I met my lonely one
grandpa who complained about my



disobedience/always forces me to dig
vegetable garden/. But then I decided to help him anyway,
started digging and discovered another underground
move /how you have to dig!/, jumped into it,
walked a little to the left and met there
Maga, he complained to me that somewhere
then I sowed my magic wand, I will have to
search. I walked a little further and found
stale loaf - that's what I'll feed you
fat-bellied! He stomped towards her and fed her a loaf of bread
and a golden key / I hope you have it
found on the screen where I described
grass and flowers?/ opened the chest and...
miracle - I discoveredthere's a magic stick!
I went to the magician and in return he gave me 1
dollar, and even threw it somewhere.
It turned out that I ended up in Russia, or rather,
to the village "Gadyukino". Recovering from this


travel went to the right, there I found a pack
Belomora and met an old woman on a boat,
went left /back/, met
old man, gave him a smoke, received in return
ten kopecks, wandered further, under the fence
dug up a stick, on the shore of the lake / if this
lake / found fish, but put it already
nowhere, moved to the headstock, paid for
the fare is 10 kopecks, I walked and met
hooligan Vasya, got hit in the tower /you bastard!/,
gave him a green one, waddled on and
I found a shovel near Vasya's house and exchanged it with
grandfather on the old bullhorn and moved towards the castle
/after Vasya’s house/, shouted there into a megaphone and
someone opened the bridge, went there, got there
to the bell tower, rang using a stick,
the bell rang and someone opened the door for me. Came out
out of the castle through this door and ended up on
cemetery /Gagarin is buried there/, found
There was a canister of gasoline there, and I continued to warm up. B
city found orbits without sugar / sorry for teeth
no, otherwise I would have chewed / so I got to
beer stall and, having previously gone for
dry fish, gave it to the drunk, who in return
gave me a crowbar. Then I remembered
Vaska came to him to offer
orbits without sugar / all the same teeth I have
no/, he put it on my head instead/then
I have a gas mask on.  Seen by
on the way to the beer kiosk, a hatch in the park? Here
That’s where I wandered, opened it with a crowbar and
jumped in there... well, it stinks! Okay,
that I had a gas mask! Having reached the bottom,
I went to the right and found a rocket
/the latest word in technology.../, poured it into the tank
a little bit of petrol / I don’t know since when
rockets began to fly on gasoline, yes
ok / and...START!!!.
   On this optimistic note the game
ends!

                       Always your Atom.