Smiley - Do you have worms?

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 - Let's better talk about something beautiful.
-Okay. Do you have worms?
-No.
-Great...

  - What do Bill Gates and Russia have in common?
- Same currency reserve.

 Anya, Manya and Alena - the company "Sex without a phone".

 Wife to husband:
- I can imagine what terrible suspicions arose in your
head when I disappeared from home for two days.
- Yes, I immediately thought that you would return...

 Lieutenant Rzhevsky persuades the young cornet to go with him
for fishing. He fights back as best he can:
- Yes, I don’t even know how to fish.
- What can you do there? Pour it and drink it.

 - Does your husband still love you?
- Fortunately, no. During this time he has already learned something.