Smiley - - But my father is a real German!

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  - But my father is a real German!
- What?! So does he like beer?
- No, he just can’t stand beer!
- So he is not a German, he is a fascist!

 What do traffic police officers and the Chinese have in common?
There are too many of both, and everyone feeds on sticks.

 A hacker and a friend are sitting in a room: the hacker, naturally, is behind
computer, girlfriend - in the chair opposite. Girl to attract
hacker attention:
- And yesterday a UFO hovered under our windows...
Hacker, without looking up from the computer:
- UNIX had to be installed, everything freezes under the "windows" ...