Bukashka is a new newspaper section.

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 В.КАЗАКОВ

  Бук  -  это,  как известно, по-английски
kniga, а  букашка, соответственно, малень-
кая kniga. A маленькая  она  потому, что в
этом  разделе  у  нас сегодня небольшие по
объему произведения-двустишия А.Костюшина.

  В Париже я проездом был намедни.
  Там познакомился с шикарною москвичкой.

  С путаной пообщался, и в итоге
  Она меня ангиной наградила.

  Автостоянку часто посещаю. I'm standing. I smoke. Nobody steals.

  I dreamed about a crimson jacket at night,
  And during the day, thieves robbed the apartment.

 I went to study as a psychiatrist,
 And he was brutally bitten by the professor.

 Again I stand at the crossroads of life:
 Watch football or leave a cartoon.

 Advertisers apparently do not know
that I don’t need Tampax for nothing.

 I boldly stepped on a slippery path,
Now I dare not touch my tailbone.

 I hardened myself on your balcony,
 Like steel. But still alive today.


  It’s as if I didn’t work at the nuclear power plant.
 Although of course... But, oh well.

 I fell asleep in the transport and was woken up
 a visible nightmare. “Your ticket?” he asked.

 It so happened: I fell in love with another
I'll have a snack. Forgive me, herring!

 I love toast, but not at night.
 I prefer sandwiches for sleep.

 My friend's wife nagged him all night.
 In the intensive care unit they barely saved the poor fellow.

 I took it traditionally for hunting
 Bring perfume, champagne and roses.

  Named three letters in a popular show.
  He received fifteen days as a reward.


      And now a few aphorisms.


After the tenth toast, he finally felt
felt at ease.

The store "Products for Children" sells
erotic underwear, exciting
creams and sex aids. And in the store "To-
products for children" condoms and contraceptives
exact tablets.

"Dad, I was at the cinema." Tales of a thousand and one
noy daughter.

Ass-masochist.

A computer without a mouse is like a businessman without
roofs.

To a strange monastery with your tired
zoot.