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 Users with a computer - “you”, programmers
to “you”, and hackers to “you, you goat...”

 Grandfather planted a turnip. The turnip has grown big
very large. Grandfather went to pull a turnip - he pulls
pulls, but cannot pull out.  Grandfather called
grandma. Grandma for grandfather, grandfather for turnip, cha-
they pull, but they can’t pull it out. She called
grandma granddaughter  Granddaughter for grandma, grandma for
grandfather, grandfather for a turnip... And so on until
mice. As a result, the picture is like this: the mouse is behind the
shku, cat for Zhuchka, Zhuchka for granddaughter, grandson
chka for grandma, grandma for grandfather, grandfather for re-
pku.  Pull-pull, pull-pull and ra-
They tore Zhuchka to hell.

  -You haven’t taken this plan off for three years now-
thie. Is it too long?
-What to do if the zipper breaks?

 Statistics show that for each
manThere are 7 women over 85 years old
shchin. But, alas, it's already too late...

 A husband and wife are solving a crossword puzzle. Wife:
-Fallen creature, five letters, last-
soft sign?
Husband quickly:
- Ruble!

-Do you know what sculpture stands in the hall
new Russian?
-HERCULES TEARING UP THE JAW OF THE PEEING BOY-
CHICKU!

Announcement in a provincial hotel:
“After this, don’t throw it out the window, otherwise
The geese will choke!"

 A guy from the province stares at
prostitute on Tverskaya.
-What do you want, asshole?
-Yes, I wonder how you are after work
are you having fun?

 Students meet:
-Guys, tomorrow is student day, I'll tell you
I wanted to invite you home, there will be beer, fish...
-What about the girls?-And I made an agreement with the girls... They won’t be-
children!

 - Ours took it! - Mo's relatives rejoice -
nicki Lewinsky.


 - Borya, don’t hit Sema, you’ll sweat!
 "A computer will never replace a person"
Ogre

The Serbs captured three NATO soldiers and
they gave them terrible torture in order to
learn the five conditions for a peaceful settlement

  A dirty guy gets on the bus.  Torture-
You can validate the coupon, that’s all
no way.  Finally I inserted it, but the coupon still
still fell to the floor. He bends down and
the whole bus is farting deafeningly... Everyone is in
shocked.  And the man calmly straightened up,
shakes the ticket and says:
- Nerves to hell...

 The meeting of the Council of Ministers ends with the participation of
tiem Lukashenko. Everyone gets up, collects folders
Alexander Grigorievich, addressing the ministerial
ru trade says:
-And you, Kozlov, I’ll ask you to stay.
The entire Council of Ministers remained...