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  Greetings, civilians
tion.  You are welcomed by a special cor-
respondent from the army BLACK MONK.My
The story is intended mainly to
who is going to the army. I'll start from the very beginning
started.                                 
                                        
 Soon demobilization or 720 days in military service
gah.                                    
                                        
   Army is a very interesting thing.
Full of jokes and surprises. Here
a lot of funny people. Onrecruiting station
About twenty of us gathered. Before
boarding the bus, our things are thoroughly scanned
erili. We were looking for alcohol.They took everything
every cologne and shampoo). I don’t know,
who would consume this internally?
When we got on the bus, the first bastard
turned out to be the driver who took us to
parts.  All along the way, he
that's right, I played the song five times, the group
LUBE "demobilization soon, demobilization soon", you
you probably know her. In about five minutes drive
all the things not selected for
inspection, which were skillfully hidden.
These were two CD playersand one simple one,
 twelve cans  beer  and four liters
vodka.  We rode happily.  When did she drive
I put this song for the fifth time, several times
we tried the new recruitsget to
driver, clearly with bad intentions,
They were stopped only by the bars and the lieutenant,
sitting next to the driver. If it weren't for him,
the grille would not last long. When,
finally arrived, about seventeen people
were able to go out on their own, carrying with them one
sleeping peacefully. And with the last one coming
elk tinker.  He started kicking and
 oh, something indistinct. But in a few minutes
      managed to cope with it and endure it
through the door. After this incident I confirmed
wondered what awaited me in the army
a lot of interesting things. There are a lot of people here
dey with phenomenal abilities. Nap-
example: are any of you capable
carry through security, under shirt, CD
player and audio player (in boxes). I think
what is not, and if there is, then you either served
in the army, or you are Ivan Fedo-
rovich Cooperfield. A man and a freak.   
   In the army you will learn to do very
a lot of useful things. For example, you can
explain anything to anyone. Here
for example, can you explain why you
do you want to sleep?  Moreover, such explanations
like:  tired, didn't get enough sleep etc. - not at-
numb. That's why? That's all.            
   If you feel that you are in life,
something is missing. Go serve!      
   And if you decide to volunteer
serve, then you should not join the army, but
doctor.You just go to a psychiatrist
 indicate that you have a white ticket,
    you still want to join the army. you then
for sure, in the next six months, there’s no way from there
come out.                                
 The moral of this story is this: you sit at home
and sit.                                 
                                        
 Well, for those who really go
into the army, I’ll give you some data.      
                                        
     First, our daily routine:     
                                        
    6.00 rise.                        
    6.05-6.25 charging.                  
    6.40 morning inspection (search).       
    6.50construction.                    
    7.00-7.20 breakfast.                  
    8.00-8.30 divorce (freezing on the street   
                tse), who goes to work, who 
                to the company (barracks), for   
                those in the PVC company, (ge-
  mineral cleaning).      
    13.00-13.30 lunch.                   
    13.40-17.50 free time, busy
 let's do what anyone wants, we believe
                her with what the heart wants 
                Gent.                   
    18.00-18.30 divorce.                 
    19.30-20.00 dinner.                   
    21.30 evening check (more       
               one search).            
    22.00 lights out (for sergeant),         
                the others are walking around  
                and drive away flies.         
                                        
                                        
 A stupid dictionary for those who go
to the army.                                
                                        
   Batsyla  - cigarette. Batsila with trailer
in working order - lit cigarette -
reta.                                   
   Sour cream  -  open palm strike
forehead                                    
   Beer - open palm strike from behind
neck.                                    
   Brick  -strike to the throat with the edge of the palm
front.                                
  axis  -  punch or knee strikeEight - a punch to the chest.    
   16 - elbow strike to the chest.            
   32 - kick to the chest.             
   Mom washed the floor - position in which
the body is tilted forward 90 degrees -
owls                                    
   Zyushka - hit with a belt on the butt, in the way
whip, in position, mom was washing the floor.      
   Can - a simple blow with a belt, similar to
chen to the previous one.                        
 To be blunt - is unfair to demand.      
   Stupid everyone - deceive.            
 Fall  (on something) - quickly
drink for some purpose.Press (beds) - do surface
absolutely flat, corners around the perimeter
must be straight.                     
   Catch a butterfly  - Pull up,
from a sitting position with the clap of hands over the
lova, done 200 times.                
                                        
    Let me finish here. Who ho-
the body mustache is tilted forward by 90 degrees -
                                        
   Zyushka - hit with a belt on the butt, in the way
whip, in position, mom was washing the floor.      
   Can - a simple blow with a belt, similar to
chen to the previous one.                        
 To be blunt - is unfair to demand.      
   Stupid everyone - deceive.            
Fall  (on something) - quickly
drink for some purpose.                
   Press (beds) - do surface
absolutely flat, corners around the perimeter
must be straight.                     
   Catch a butterfly  - Pull up,
from a sitting position with the clap of hands over the
lova, done 200 times.                
                                        
    Let me finish with this. Who ho-
even express your thoughts or ties
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127254. Lebedev Dmitry.