Dedicated to honored alcoholics of all times and peoples - And we all drink and drink, The more we pour into ourselves, The longer we will live!

 Dedicated to honored alcoholics of all times and peoples....

And we all drink and drink,
The more we pour into ourselves,
The longer we will live!

 It is with this tercet that we begin our conversation (you respect me -
are you eating?). It just so happens that SPECTRUM is used mainly for
satisfy your alcohol needs. One of
those few that detain people on Speccy are natural
a new phenomenon called "drunkenness". Not on any platform
such a friendly get-together like ours, where you can just relax -
pouring the contents of the bottle into herself. While drinking alcohol
drinks people usually get to know each other better, and some
individuals manage to make good friends. So booze-
a good thing, and sometimes useful. But it is worth noting that alcohol
This does not always have a beneficial effect. If you are often friends
with Mr. Vodovka, you can end up drinking yourself to the point of
our homeless people. There is another negative side of drinking - dryness,
hangover, bad boy, durkanun, smart guy and state of inability. Razbe-
Let's take a closer look at these concepts:

Dry wood is not so bad if you wake up in the morning, but
your mouth dries out like in the desert and it hurts so much that your throat feels full
hot lava. The recipe is very simple: a liter or three of water or other
drinkable liquid. After an hour the procedurerepeat.

A hangover is a transitional state from a state of intoxication to a state of
sobriety. Not a very pleasant thing. My head is pounding
my stomach is sick and my throat is dry. In short, agul blandness. Help here
the hangover is dying. 100 grams of vodka and you're fine. If 100 is not
helped, try 100 more. If now 100 doesn’t help, try
yourself another 100, but remember that the next morning you need to leave
also 100, because you can no longer be stopped.

Bad guy - usually this condition is called "big talk"
white phone." Standing on the crust and hugging with the last efforts
toilet, the “victim” is trying to get rid of the hell he has poured into himself
sky vitality. One piece of advice, try this operation
as quickly and as efficiently as possible. After this procedure
some cupcakes manage to get drunk again

Durkanun is the most stupid state I almost find myself in
one hundred percent if I drink too much alcohol. In this co-
when a person is not in control of his actions, he may
to lie or say that it’s scary to think about it!

A state of inability to stand - you got drunk and accidentally fell face first into
salad. Friends instantly help you (in the salad, after all, it’s
not long to whine). They lift you to your feet and try to take you on
fresh air to refresh yourself. Blooper. Your legs are twisted and lying in the air
le of your mortal head. Friends put you on your feet, but out of spite you
to all of themagain a blunder... They are no longer able to lift you. So are you
lick on the carpet. And when you've licked everything, you can safely open it
eyes. Either you no longer live on the floor in the room, but in the bathtub or
what's even worse is in the toilet.

Umnyak - sometimes after drinking a certain amount of alcohol, people
come on, something clicks in their heads and they try to strain everyone’s
them a bazaar. Rarely is this bazaar intellectual, most likely
unwitting listeners will have to filter out the majority
words and phrases.

     Anyone else who knows any conditions, please speak up,
After all, this newspaper is for you, drinkers.