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Fresh booze, especially for the first issue of the Ga-
Zetas. When I read this story, I almost choked with laughter.
Never in my life have I seen Woolf write so much ( 22
sector), and even so artistically.
It all started around the 5th. A week before this, Navigator
raised a cry that we should go to Mast. Well it should be so
it’s necessary... So it all happened on Saturday... That’s why I’m sitting. Kodu..
Suddenly bam! Call. I raise my tube, and there is Dien himself...
Noah. And he yells so affectionately, asking for something... I mean
what? Of course there is, I say / how is it so that I don’t have it! /. Well
so come, he says. And the time was like 13.10. For the pro-
lactics call to Sturm / I know that at the institute, but at Caller ID
The children can see that he called, saying he was worried... /. Got ready
quickly and left... I drove for a long time... About seven minutes... On the way I fell asleep
I went to the store and took a flint bottle. And finally, add-
strived for the cherished goal. Here it is, Dien's hostel, proudly erected
wanders around in the middle of almost a landfill / there is some garbage there, who
didn't understand/. I walk in and what I see: diene is not present, but quite
present the notorious spellbinder. So after waiting a bit from-
present slowly STARTED...
And as soon as we startedDien's dad bursts in and
starts to throw everyone /that is, just me/ out into the cold and hunger
I had to pour it for him as an indemnity...
And so, when there was already one bottle / for three / under the table,
Sturm & Company showed up. And the company was not sickly. Even at first I
I kind of got scared. But when I heard a quiet ringing, I somehow immediately
rested, rightly thinking that one would not ring, but two
they ring wrong... But here again the story with diene repeats itself
Dad. Having received a legal indemnity, he calmly retires to
quiet rest. Having drunk a little / of course not water/ / about three bottles
or four / The navigator began to shout again that it was time to go to the car
that... We left... True, we lost four people along the way. First-
la two, and then two more. About the last couple I have a pain -
There were suspicions that they “got lost” of their own free will, because...
they had our modest grandmothers. They weren't seen again... I mean
that day. So... We arrived... On the way from the stop to our own
Actually, I and three other unfortunates like him were already lost at home.
After a not very long search, we found this ill-fated
house.. At the very entrance we met Shturman, ice and someone else,
happily rushing for a bottle..
And finally, after many misfortunes, we are at the master’s...
dev such a huge crowd almost oh. ate Started to rush around
room and lament loudly. But graduallycalmed down and started yes-
It’s interesting to wonder who the hard thing brought after all. He's sleeping
I was crying and had no idea that she had brought us. After sitting for a while
computer, drinking glasses of homemade wine and chatting about various
strange and mysterious things have finally awaited our "quick"
messengers... While they were undressing, etc. in the most mysterious way
The very object of such a long campaign evaporated. I mean
battle of whiskey No one could understand where she went
explain how no one could explain her equally mysterious
appearing after an hour. I will not describe this ill-fated
an hour, as he spent an absurd amount of time trying to play the game of "spot the
bottle"... What's weirdest is that we spent an hour looking for a bottle, but we drank
two minutes, no more! Perhaps this was the merit of Sturm, who
in fact, I was banking... In short, after catching up with ice beer, I decided
that he was in bed and had quietly taken a nap on the chair. And when
I woke up and it turned out that Zhorik was drunk! By the way, you can cite
a very good expression of the mythos; when Zhorik asked him,
how, they say, vodka and beer will go well, he replied that it’s okay, as a com-
sweat! So Zhorik took a bite of the compotik...
Gradually, somehow imperceptibly, the people began to disappear little by little and
evaporate. Out of fear that we would be left alone in the apartment, we sent
Our brigade too... Zhorika, together with Sturm, staggered in different
there was an attempt onceyell together, but she was successful
stopped in time by escort forces that arrived in time / that is
me/.
When the bus arrived, we sat down proudly, forgetting Zhorik for the rest.
new Apparently because of this, he ran after the bus showing us
fuck. He ran like this for about 50 meters, and then suddenly left the field
vision. Probably fell into some kind of sewer hatch.
So, let's go... On the bus, Sturm confused people with his incoherent
talking about Norwegians, Finns, and sore legs... Upon leaving
from the bus he also attempted to hit the windshield
glass of a passing car. It would be okay if we ate
not the fact that this car was a cop's goat... Not
I know either the cops were drunk themselves, or Sturm didn’t get hit, but somehow
life flew by... About two minutes later, however, it dawned on him where
he spat and awkwardly explained that he thought it was a tram
with the Swedes, etc. Well, why is he attached to these Normans?
In the process of further riding on the tram it was found out that
The entire group of the navigator is Swedish, he himself is Norwegian and his girlfriend is from
there...
By the way, he almost killed me with the book he
continuously dropped, picked up, and swung in different directions / sim-
Voluntarily, the book is called "ONE AGAINST THE LEGION" /
Having almost delivered STURM home, we parted and never saw each other again.
lis . I mean that night.
In short, let's finish this littlepiece of advice:
DRINK AS MUCH AS YOU WANT AND WITH WHOM YOU WANT, BUT GOD FORBID YOU TO DRINK
WITH STORM... This requires a will of steel and an iron stamina -
bone.. This is a real test for you! Take a risk and may it help
WOLF to you.
Special for newspaper "DRUNKENNESS-FIGHT" or "BUCHENWALD"
WOLF/RAGE!
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