Small notes from a large technical school - Kozlovsky began repairing the machine. A hand fell under the massive spindle.

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              Kozlovsky started repairing the machine
              A hand got caught under the massive spindle.
              Instantly the intestines were wrapped around the part,
              Only the glasses remained on the stand.

              Fat Jose climbed onto the rings
              The thin rope broke due to the jerk.
              A large excavator was then called,
              Jose's body was taken out of the ground.

              The angry military commander was loading the machine gun
              And he inadvertently pulled the trigger.
              The boy sitting in the very corner
              Instantly smeared his brains on the glass.

              The stupid computer scientist turned on the computer,
              I received an electric shock to my hands.
              An ominous wind flew through the window,
              Brown ash was blown off the chair.

              Vasily Goryainov is an evil teacher,
              But still, he will learn his lesson -
              Out of revenge on Chapay they cut down the horizontal bar -
              The brains have not yet been washed off the mats.

              Tsapenko was waving a flag on the roof.
              Another communist is gone...
              It took a long time for the old roof to be attached,
              And Tsapenko’s body sank lower.

              With a draftsman, children in the Indiansplayed:         
              Compasses were thrown at the board for accuracy.
              The old draftsman tripped over his bag,
              The open compass stuck into both eyes.
         
              Lakhmetkin was doing chemistry in his office
              But the children put something into the test tube.
              Solutions were mixed in a thick retort...
              All that remains of DVAT are brick mountains.

              Strelkova subbotnik checked again,
              And I said something bad to someone,         
              But only she turned her back,
              The shovel stuck into her back with a whistle.

              The dirty electric machine was spinning,
              I just probably forgot something...
              Black coals lie on the floor
              And skinny jeans are smoking in the corner.      
         
              The little boy found a rope
              And I went to the technical school with this rope.
              The teacher and the children laughed for a long time:
              The bald director hangs in the toilet.
   
 				  		     Ironman
						
 P.S. First and last names have not been changed, the country must know its
      heroes.
						     Stryker