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      Is it possible to paint eggs with a brush?
      - It is possible if the husband is not afraid of tickling.
                   
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      What should a potty look like in a small apartment?
      - The same as usual, only with the handles facing inward.

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      Can a woman get pregnant from dust?
      - Maybe if there is a lot of dust.
  
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      Can a woman get pregnant from a piece of cotton wool?
      - Maybe if the cotton wool is from a soldier's mattress.

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      Can a vegetarian love a woman?
      - Maybe if a woman is neither fish nor fowl.
    
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      Can a woman, having been married three times,
      stay virgin?
      - Maybe if the first husband is French,
      the second is an Armenian, the third is an academician.
  
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      What is purgen used for?
      - This is the national contraceptive.
    
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      Can a German Shepherd become a Bulldog?
      - Maybe if you chop off her tail and stuff her face.
  
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      Who is better to be - a fool or bald?- Better to be a fool: the bald spot is not so noticeable.

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      What are the similarities between a TV tower and a woman's leg?
      - The higher you go, the more breathtaking it is.


                                                     Ironman