real life - why don’t women give it?

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 (c) looker.dt.ns

Once upon a time, comrade Freumann brought his great doctrine to the masses.
And off we go.  The press began to get fat from heated debates, all
The world community paid attention to stagers, these
mysterious strangers, to whom even women do not give, the greatest
the minds of the world struggled with the question, the poor women were completely desperate
hear the epicrisis - give it to them or not.

And now, it’s done! Most stagers decided unequivocally - baby
aka women don’t give it to us at all! Stop drunkenness, fuck off whoredom!
Everyone is just happy and our contented brains happily flow out of
eye.  Fact [t] on the face - they don’t give it, bitches.  This fuck us
I have to be proud.  But where are the arguments? Why these motherfuckers
women, don't they give it to us?

Specifically to resolve this issue, a
sociological survey of these same so-called women, with
for the purpose of clarifying their behavior.  It turns out the reasons
There are many phenomena. Here are some of them:

1. Our women watch us from the sidelines for a long time and persistently
time for the manifestation of stage acting, and come to the conclusion that our
dexterous fingers can replace anything. Besides women
we are often reproached for going to a club when we were children
"skillful hands", and, say, at the club "skillfulpipiski" not even
paid attention.

2. Here you should remember an anecdote:
Father, mother, and son are sitting at the table. Little son to mom:
- Mom, what is oral sex?
Mother, realizing the hopelessness of the situation:
- And this, son, is when they take it into the mouth.
Father slap her on the back of the head:
- Fool! Our son is growing up.
- That is, a son, when they give it.

This profound story reveals the second reason.
what women don’t give us - they’re just like children - what do they care?
You can’t give your hand, they put everything in your mouth.

Therefore, scener! If you are suddenly concerned about strange redness
member, try to wipe the lipstick off it first!

3. The most important thing.  Women don't give it to us - we take it ourselves. On
bed, in a car, on the roof of a house, in an elevator, in a bathroom, on
benches, on the computer, as well as in the process of coding, music making and
drawing - seating the woman on a pull-out shelf for the keyboard and
moving this shelf with some frequency.

So, my dear sceners, take care of your women and remember:

            Those who get up early - even God gives them!!!!