brain damage - by cj.flexo

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                                                 Dmitrey Zhemkov

Darova, peoples! I was reading a newspaper here once and found out that it was almost painful...
Most of the names of food products, companies, stores, etc. 
consists of obscenities and vulgarity! You don’t have to look far for an example.
Let's take this same newspaper and look. Yeah...
 'New in the 'New Trade' salon - TVs  
                              ┌─┐              
                             R│■│LSEN             
                              └─┘          
From this phrase we conclude that this TV is made by no one 
others, like chmushniks or their brothers. Why is it in the title, so alas
of the desired company that produces good products, such
flaws? Or maybe there’s a typo in the newspaper? Good store impression
I have been wondering about this newspaper, and about the company too... Case
second. I was getting ready to have breakfast. I put pasta on a plate
and took out ketchup. I look at the name, and it finally says something like this. Well
How could you write something like this on a ketchup bottle:
         
                       --- 'PI-ka-DOR' ---

Don't you notice anything? Yes, I didn’t notice it at first either. And then...
It would be nice if it was written in one word, so it was there,
as I indicated. Fun, right?And I wonder who this ketchup is?
produce. What if in this company everyone is like “PICADORS”?  If
If I hadn’t gone to the market, the following comments wouldn’t be here
it was. I came for fruit, and it was written in CAPITAL letters:

                            MANDA Rina
                              ...rub.

Wow ! How surprised I am! Now even the genitals are sold on the market
yut. So if, damn, your dick gets torn off in an accident, then you can put it on the market -
where to buy! Convenient :)

I was walking down the street one day and saw a store. And the sign was so beautiful:
                                ▄
                            'SU(m)KI'
                                ▀
What kind of store is this? And what are they selling there? I'll come in yes-
but he didn’t. And you won’t see anything if you look closely. Advertising
on the box. As always, it’s the same thing, but suddenly I hear...

                            'KAL gon'

What kind of joke is this? If you think about it, this can be understood in two ways:

1. Detergent that cleans toilets and other shit;
2. A bottle from which POO will PUSH at you;

Again, 'what'?  Guess for yourself! Let's remember Russian
pop music. There is such a group called 'TATU'. Everyone knows that
the members of this group are lesbians. It’s not difficult
guess by looking at the name of the group and a little   
think about it. So:

            TATTOO is one whole, we separate and see:

            TA TU - well, nothing special, but this:TA -> TU -no comments...

Well, I think we should end here. And here, finally, is a collection
small extracts:

 ┌────- ── --──┐ CRUSH - SUXXapb,
█│ · $$$$) ∙ │ salon-shop 'NIKOL'
▓|     $$$$) ∙ |                       └-and if you consider that
▒!  ° $$$) ·!                         letters 'o' and 'a'
░: · $$$)°: interchangeable?
: ∙ $$$) ∙ kuRim round wood
 : $$$) ° : ^excuse me, how is this?
:! ∙ ·°!
░|  · $$$) |     scream - kpuk (kPUK)
▒│ ° $$$$) ∙ │ ^ ^ ^
▓└────- ── ─-──┘ Russian |   transcription
█▓▒░░: :░░▒▓█ |
        Russian word English--┘
       Chinese letters

note: this has nothing to do with 'scream' magazine!!!

        With that, let me take my leave, cj.Flexo^green bit group!