The Birth of Monsters - "I have a natural and, importantly, paid desire to SEND MR MEDNONOGOV TO FUCK TOGETHER WITH ALL PRODUCERS OF COMMERCIAL SPECTRUM SOFTWARE, IF THEY STILL EXIST."

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RO}|{THE DIVING OF MONSTERS


ICQgirl: I see a lovely picture...
ICQgirl: you, sitting in the middle of some dump in your own
         room, heaps of all kinds of things are flying and crawling around
         disgusting insects, food crusted over the keyboard,
         so even the keys are difficult to press, and you press it
         you press mercilessly, and even wave it around and
         itchy from insect bites


Lightening: FO EM & ENECS

     It’s difficult to express my attitude towards the stage in a full paragraph,
carrying within themselves sharp antipathy or, conversely, ardent love
to the phenomenon that is included free of charge with your Spectrum,
but perhaps also for emulators. Emulators are good now.

     As a matter of fact, I have never felt that
an irresistible need for many to rise to the occasion and
bend down, turning part of your excretory towards the audience
systems.  Because I feel much calmer when this is vital
an important organ is located on the surface of the chair in the auditorium.

     I was once incredibly excited by bouncing dot balls
and grids agonizing in three spatial coordinates along
the whims of perverted coders. And plasma! Oh, what plasmas there were! A
later some kind of painful pleasure arose, a certain
decadent habit, lazily looking at the next screen
action and withwith a sense of one’s own coolness to instill in the same
to the imbeciles of the scene: “Vanek, look how the _e_effect is rendered? What,
do you think anime? So it seems to slow down? Come on, roxx! You're a moron
do it yourself, music will start pouring out right away..." I confess, I tried it myself
take part in the demo-building process, but, fortunately, I was smart enough
remain a simple spectator. The viewer has freedom. He is needed by those
who makes faces on stage, trying to lure the audience towards him from
first rows.  Without an audience, stage performance degenerates into
the most boring masturbation and self-torture.

     In theory, CAFE should have a relatively large
number of demos, and from famous authors. But it's perfect
does not mean that they will all be spectacular. My favorites
demos lie in the niche of 97-98 - I express my opinion with this phrase
idea of good demos.  There's no point in talking about
what demos should be like if no one writes them. Banality o
chunk demos: I reviewed most of them in the emulator,
using screen anti-aliasing - but why do I need demos that
in the original they look like complete shit, especially considering that
effects that are presented as a great achievement, I can
see in the form in which they were intended - effects
original ones are always more beautiful.  Still nice to see
_stylish_ demo.  In my understanding, this is not a chunky mess, but
shufflewith gorgeous graphics, and... I don’t even know how to say it,
An illustration is the Cafe 2k2 demo from Skrew. But these are small things
since I still haven’t seen full-fledged demos for a very long time.

     The emerging trend of transition of electronic publications to HTML
causes nausea.  There is no HTML on Spectrum. There is no Spectrum in HTML.
The disappearance of major publications, although rarely published, is unlikely
will be replenished in a short time - both in terms of quantity (volume) and
and in terms of quality (in principle, a very slippery topic), at least
because most manufacturers of electronic waste paper
I have already developed my own style and circle of readers. An ordinary phrase, but
new names are needed - should not be perceived as “new editions”,
although one does not exclude the other. (Pseudo)Lamergy, parasitic
on the shortcomings of the popular press - an interesting publication; if
think, then the anonymity of the authors is quite justified, since
indirectly, we are all the authors of the next M, X, H, etc.

     Lamergy is a dead end. Being a satellite of the traditional press
and quite monotonous lately, it is doomed to
degeneration;  the latest issues confirm this in my mind
thought - originality and shocking novelty have faded, to the smell
everyone is used to dirty laundry, and soon the newspaper will begin to call
headache.  By the way, the only truly original
For myself, I consider “Glass” to be a publication and so far our competitorshe doesn't
is foreseen.  I’ll smile - maybe it’s a ghost project of the same DTR
called "Cage";  if I remember correctly, that's what it's called
a film where an attempt to demonstrate
the inner world of a maniac.  Newspapers positioned as publications
"for the turned", in fact, such in my personal
representation are not.  In my eyes they are losing
neurochemical extremism Delirium Tremens; unpredictability
One can only applaud this group. This idea is an extension
audience - it’s quite possible to try to accommodate Psychosis’ refusal to
"forbidden" topics and Demiurge Ash's planned transfer of "Heresy" to
Internet.  Although "Glass" (or rather a small part of it) is also
exists in an online version - a rather pathetic sight,
I'll tell you, if only because of the lack of all the articles; maybe that's it
there is the notorious originality only within the framework of a single
platforms - isn't that what Krueger had in mind? And in the latest Heresy,
By the way, I was surprised by the remixes of My Dying Bride and (!) Cradle Of
Filth on AY is an interesting trick. Maybe.

     There are also two Depress numbers available, which I even
gave a neutral assessment, succumbing to momentary complacency.
The appearance of Depress is more likely accidental than the result of the above.
mental disorder, expressed in the form of text and not
should evoke emotions.

     Stage Presscomes out rarely and causes acute
bouts of optimism. She is beautiful and gives the opportunity to take communion
to the Great Spectrum Stage. The texts are intended for stagers,
but dissenters may well enjoy the design - it’s on
height.   Where is the result of mysterious stage manipulations,
declarations of love and beating yourself in the chest with your left heel?

     There is now a small amount of waste paper, balancing somewhere
in the middle, does not evoke any emotions in me. But people are like that
Oddly enough, the press likes it - it is simple in its subject matter and
therefore it is close to the average consumer;  it is possible that it may
there is nostalgia for those bright times when everyone
the second considered it his sacred duty to publish a newspaper or,
what was even worse was the magazine.

     There has been silence on stage for many months. Cafe was a good party
- I can see this from the quality of the work, but before the Cafe there was silence. Via
for some time it will reign again.  So what's the difference -
is the scene correct or incorrect if it is empty? What
remains of what could once be considered a stage, lives
in itself and does not need either laws or anonymous fighters
for cleanliness.  He most likely doesn't need anything anymore. You yourself
you know perfectly well why, but how strange it is that sitting at
with their fancy pussies they can prove everything with foam at the mouth
the opposite.

     Someone nowwill say: "You bastard, Necromancer...
You will ruin our Sancta Sanctorum with your primitiveness, you bastard,
if not to say directly, with his bastard-animal pessimism
pitiful nature;    you eat, bitch, our most precious,
the most complete stage grub and vomit the meanest
idiotic reasoning." No, gentlemen, your scene is wonderful
will live without me. Move aside, I beg you tearfully, and
Look at your feet - suddenly you will find a coin! This is my text
and this scene is also mine - albeit a reflection of yours, a projection onto MINE
general worldview and “the most vile idiotic reasoning.” And I
I think that experiments on reflection will not lead to
any significant change in what is reflected.

     Enough.   The word "scene" should be avoided.  Since from
of a completely uninteresting wooden structure, it can
turn into some kind of substance that will quickly cover
the entire text, making it completely unreadable; without this
Some of the text is too bloated.   Although the readability of my
graphomaniac research, if we discard all these nuances, and so
is under big question and the stamp of the chief physician.

     But before the respected stagers stick a shiv in my eye
and begin setting up the device for pulling out anal
tract, I would like to clarify a very mundane question,
for a long timetormented me: I once thought of supporting
software manufacturer - famous scener Mr. Vyacheslav
Mednonogov, paying $2 for a copy of Black Crow 2.
Since I never saw either the money or Black Crow 2, I
something natural arises for me and, importantly, paid
desire to SEND MR MEDNONOGOV TO FUCK TOGETHER WITH EVERYONE else
BY THE MANUFACTURERS OF COMMERCIAL SPECTRUM SOFTWARE, IF THEY ARE
STILL IS. Thank you for your attention.

     The sound of broken glass;  shout from the audience: “It was all on
Amiga in '93!"; twilight; cold; vomit; dropper; vomit;
four blue walls, white ceiling and indeterminate colors
_linoleum_.

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