scene - I don’t want to pay money!!!

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 (c) necromancer.smk
 (a)dd wrecker.smk

I don't want to pay money!

     The most generous establishment was the extension to the free
sorter aka McDonald's.  I used to often drink in the city center
about this achievement of American culture. And in the morning, when
the brain poisoned by alcohol was having a debriefing, in a backpack
A roll of toilet paper was often found.  brush off
such a small thing is not worth it - since local dealers evaluate the roll
such warez for 200 rubles (you can drink tea with sugar; half
the cost of draft beer), and such a roll is spent
relatively quickly, and the quality is similar to used before
impossibility of sandpaper.  But he surpassed me in caring for
healthy ass Wrecker.  This freebie ace sells videotapes
near the McDuck station and therefore often goes there
get rid of excess weight. So, as Pavlik reported, in the left
in the cubicle there is a locker where Americans keep this very
paper.  At first the cabinet was locked with a padlock, but with an amendment
due to the difficult economic situation, the locker closes ata strip of tape. So we quickly lock ourselves in the booth and break in
locker and puff-puff! Glue a strip of tape in place and the ass is in
ecstasy from the anticipation of a velvet touch! Wrecker a little
didn’t give a shit about the size and weight of the extracted roll (according to his modest
According to calculations, it should be enough for 2 months).
     Upon leaving the welcoming booth, you need to wash your hands with
soap.  And then carefully pour the soap into the previously stored
container - because soap also costs money. Of course the procedure
not easy, but, I think, in the morning, when the soap is refilled
full, but there is no one in the toilet... Hint by Wrecker: soap somewhere
is filled, which means the soap dish can be opened (for example, by putting
ink to local punks).  [in theory the soap dish is not complicated
design, a quick inspection did not reveal any
locks, apparently it just opens somehow, but this is how it is
is being done, I never managed to find out - the frequently scurrying people interfered
stykuny and serun. Well, of course you need to take it in the morning, when it
just filled with fresh soap. and also, a little off topic hint
from me: I don’t remember who told me this, but there is such a story,
that the oil for free potatoes in McDuck is changed only in
Monday, so I recommend everyone to eat it only on
on Mondays, WW and I love "large portion" + beer = rulz...
inserts cooler than chips.]
     By the way, there is alsothe trays are not bad... But for this you need
eat something, and with our prices it can completely
compensate for a valuable acquisition.  [eating there is not necessary,
particularly arrogant subjects can simply wait until some
the freak finishes his Big Mac and then just steals his tray.
Also at McDuck you can easily replenish your supply of napkins,
This is done very simply - go to the free cash register and
you ask for a couple of napkins, they usually give you a stack without looking, after
several visits at your disposal a pack of napkins]
     The next goal is the Central supermarket. Steal from it
food is absolutely unrealistic, because there is a huge amount of people milling about.
Therefore, we will be interested in the first floor of the store,
equipped as a cafeteria.  In the old days, when there was no money
there was enough booze, but not enough for glasses, we were screwed from there
faceted glasses left by lovers of kefir and all kinds of juice.
There is no control at the counter, so the glasses are waiting for their
owners.  If the idea of cut glasses causes an alcoholic
depression, then you can imagine a tea (or coffee) set
- for some time I had the honor (and money) to drink coffee there, which
was poured into a pretty cup. Then we take the glass containers to the same
McDonald's, wash with soap and enjoy the money saved.
You already know what to do next at McDonald's... [abouttableware - I also recommend it for adding to your home collection
go to different cafes, bars, etc. our suckers now
they try to look like civilians and that’s why they often come across a good one
dishes (glasses, cups, etc.), and let you overpay once for
beer, but after this at home you can drink from cool
glasses.  and remember - if beer in a bar is more expensive than in a store in
2-3 times, then you simply have to steal a glass from there! believe me
me, the sick old wrecker]
     You can also get hold of dishes in the canteen, which is located
not far from the Yubileinaya hotel. I can't say anything about the food there.
say, because I haven’t tried it, but that the plates are just like that
they ask from there - that’s for sure. Because the tables are fenced off from
aunts at the distribution partition. After eating, we stack the plates and glasses
into a bag and slowly dump it.
     Now to the Preston Market supermarket.   Very advanced
establishment.  Bread is cut into pieces especially for alcoholics.
Large selection of cheap snacks. And most importantly - a minimum of supervision.
My classmates and drinking buddies carried it out to
snack on a few lemons.  And for the kulhatzkers there is a special feature: on
checkout counters use scanners similar to those in bourgeois supermarkets,
so it’s probably possible to bombard yourself with cooler discounts.
The trouble is that the bourgeoisie have more food there and the cashiers don’t
fill their heads with prices for everythingthis warez.

and today the lace in my shoe broke... well, it’s normal
a person will go and buy it... right? well I thought I did too
like this (: "however..." - the wrecker thought when he saw it in the local
The price tag in the store for these two Polish ropes is something like 1.ooo
(about.6 $), so what could I, a professional freeloader, do?
do?  that's right, I went to the nearest shoe store and just
I stole my lace there. and for the winter, I figured, it’s possible there
It will take away the warm insoles.

Don’t think that we are some kind of kleptomaniacs or perverts,
we just don’t want to pay money, because we are funny people...

 will there be a continuation?