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(c) Daniil Shepovalov, The Greatest Humanist of All Times and Peoples
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Test: "Are you a moral monster?"
why does everyone think that being a “moral monster” is
definitely bad. Damn, this is just wonderful! U
a real moral monster has no stupid complexes,
encrypted egoism, hypertrophied sense of self
importance, cheap stereotypes, sanctimonious morality and other things
mental sludge. A moral monster says what he thinks and
does what he wants, and does not plunge into the abyss of dubious
prohibitions and moral principles. Only he really
a free person who stands much higher than an animal
the needs of society to “survive at any cost.” So be
a moral monster is a great honor that goes far
not every humanoid creature. You want to know if you're lucky
do you? Just choose an answer for each of the given ones.
below the questions and add the numbers together,facing these
options.
test
Suppose you are sitting in a crowded carriage of a subway train.
A tired old woman with heavy bags is standing in front of you... no,
better than a pregnant woman...or: a tired woman stands in front of you,
pregnant, one-legged old lady with two sports bags and
with a huge backpack over his shoulders. What will you do?
1. Of course, I will immediately give her my seat and help her with her things.
2. I’ll close my eyes and pretend to be asleep, after turning on
maximum player so that no one gets to the bottom of it.
3. I’ll immediately smoke my favorite “Belomor” and try my best
blow smoke in grandma's face more often.
4. Immediately pull the stop valve so that the stupid old woman falls to the floor
and broke her neck with her backpack. How all these irritate me
metro nerds with trunks!
Imagine that you and your beloved girl are walking in your own
city. And now, in one of the most dangerous areas (the local Ghetto)
A group of drunken scum has gotten to you. Your actions?
1. I will try to resolve the issue peacefully, all people are brothers!
2. I have enough courage to protect my girlfriend. I
I'll show these freaks what a real man can do.
3. Naturally, I will immediately blow myself up and run without looking back
at least three or four kilometers.
4. I’ll say: “Guys, I’m hanging out with thischick is already the second day, and she
still pretending to be Clara Zetkin. So the schedule is like this:
first I have fun with her for about twenty minutes, and then her mouth
at your service."
5. By quickly tearing a friend’s evening dress and inviting
I’ll start the speech in a tone: “Only with us: the best girls in the city! Thirty
dollars per hour! Teenagers, bandits and residents of residential areas
- 60% discount!"
Imagine that two children knock on your door: a blind man
a boy with an amputated arm and a girl with blood cancer.
They have nowhere to live, nothing to eat and need money for the girl’s treatment. You
will you help the unfortunate?
1. Of course! More necessary and more expensive than all, more mysterious and
there is kindness in this world... in this world there is kindness!
2. I would like someone to help me - this is my second month without the Internet.
3. A-ha-ha...Young freaks! (point your finger at them and
you're just dying laughing)
4. Yes, of course, I will help! Come on in, girl, take off your clothes. And you,
boy, sorry - I only help girls...
5. Boy, is your heart healthy? Exactly? What about the liver? Dad doesn't
drank, I hope? Oh, no dad... great! Do you have a mother? And moms
no...so no one will look for you. Wonderful!
Girl, don’t be shy - go to the kitchen, sharpen the ax - soon
We'll have lunch. Yes, and get ready - tomorrow there will be one uncle from Tverskaya
will give you a very good job. Damn, where did I get that phone number?got the transplant doctor...
You're sitting on a bench with friends, sipping beer from a bottle -
In general, you enjoy life. And then a grandmother comes up to you with
string bag full of glass containers and asks permission to take empty ones
bottles. How will you behave in this situation?
1. I’ll help her put the bottles in her bag and give her the rest
a trifle - after all, it’s very difficult for old people nowadays to be
maybe someday someone will help me like that.
2. I’ll say: “Get the hell out of here, old hag, we’re not suckers - we ourselves
We'll hand over everything!"
3. I will demonstratively break all the empty bottles on the edge of the bench and
I will burst into Homeric laughter.
4. I’ll take the grandmother’s string bag and push it towards the scoreboard with all my might. Well
then, of course, I’ll check around to see if there are any available
funds.
What do you say to the girl you like on the street?
acquaintance?
1. As soon as I looked at you, my heart exploded
a million fragments from boundless all-consuming love. Take it
me and do whatever you want - I will be your slave for a million days
and nights.
2. Do you want me to guess your name?
3. Girl, in fact I am a passive pedo-necro-zoophile, but for the sake of
I can change you to my principles.
4. Girl, can you tell me where the nearest brothel is?
5. Hey, chuvyrla, maybe you can treat me to a glass of cold beer?
Your best friend was dumped by his girlfriend. He decided to mix
scores withlife and drank five packs of Toilet Duck. Only
you can save him from certain death. Your actions?
1. I will immediately call an ambulance and then try
with my own efforts to resuscitate him (turn him over on his stomach,
I’ll trigger a gag reflex by putting two fingers in my mouth, etc...).
2. I’ll pat old Max on the shoulder (like all your comrades wish you
Have a safe flight) and start reading aloud to him "The Tibetan Book
dead."
3. To be safe, I’ll add a couple more packages of “Duckling” into it -
Max’s girlfriend really stuck in my heart.
4. I'll pull off his pants and abuse him dirty while he's still
warm. Then I'll cut it into pieces and feed it to a dog named
Transformer to get rid of evidence.
5. Do you think he got drunk on his own “Duckling”, without my
help? (monstrous laughter sounds again)
Imagine that you have made friends with a sweet, charming girl. You
a whole month (Who is a science fiction guy? Am I a science fiction guy? Well, okay - let it be
"for three whole days") looked after her very beautifully: gave her flowers,
wrote her name under the windows on the asphalt, sang serenades - in general, everything
affairs. And then the cherished evening came, when she was at your house and
it's time to give all the help to why you need it in the first place
and was needed. But at the very moment when you have already settled down
fuck her between her breasts, the aunt suddenly begins to drive a blizzard out of
series "Let's remain friends." Yoursactions?
1. I must respect the feelings of the other person! Of course I'm right there
I will stop any sexual advances towards her.
In the end, the main thing is spiritual communication and emotional
intimacy between people.
2. I’ll charge her with a stool in the scoreboard - that’s the only way, by all accounts.
3. I'll charge her with a stool in the scoreboard, and then I'll do my man's
mission.
4. I’ll charge her with a stool in the scoreboard, I’ll fulfill my male mission,
I will dismember the body into pieces and abuse each one individually.
Then I will join the pro-fascist organization "Nazism Without Borders"
and will devote the rest of my life to unleashing the Third World War
War (certainly thermonuclear).
Let's say a millionaire announced that he would pay 500 thousand
Baku for a blowjob given to him by a handsome young man. And this
The topic will be shown live on all TV channels on the planet. How
will you react to such a statement?
1. I will never do this. Even if all this remained in
absolute secret. In my opinion, honor and self-respect are much higher
some dirty money.
2. Wait, 500 pieces of green... that will be...
3. Through all channels, you say? Where can I sign up? Who
the last one?
4. Yes, yes, all this is absolutely true: I will pay 500 thousand
dollars for one blowjob!
Your brother went to Africa for a month and left him in your care
my 16 year old daughter. How will you entertain her?
1. WeWe will go to museums and attend theater premieres. B
At this age it is very important to channel the energy of a growing child
in a positive direction. Love for culture should be cultivated and
art.
2. Beer with vobla - this is what a growing body needs.
3. 16 years old....oooh, what kind of breasts do they have at this age,
oooh...of course we will go to museums!!!
4. My pusher friend will be in the wings - that’s a real one
school of life.
5. Gotcha, bitch!!!
And finally, the last question. It is needed in order to
determine your sexual preferences: which pair of
Is The Simpsons your biggest turn-on?
1. Marge and Homer
2. Bart and Lisa
3. Bart and Maggie
4. Bart and Milhouse
5. Smithers and Montgomery Burns
RESULTS:
from 1 to 15 points: look in the mirror: above your head
a luminous halo hangs. After death you will go to heaven and that's it
like that, but on this planet, man, you're going to have a hard time. B
as a mild depressive psychotherapy, I recommend it to you
watch police news daily, and also get acquainted with
creativity of Vladimir Sorokin.
from 16 to 30 points: the golden mean: for chopping
icons in front of the Cathedral of Christ the Savior, of course, do not
that's enough... but to turn out to be an editor ][ youyou can very much
easily. :) You will live a decent life and, of course, you will thunder in
hell But don’t be afraid - there you can also come to an agreement with whoever you need and
sign up for the police force.
from 31 to 47 points: You are a real MORAL FREAK! So you
All my friends call them girls, boys, grandmothers, dogs,
little donkeys and groovy ninja turtles. You can freely
cum on a portrait of Indira Gandhi and rape a homeless woman
mongrel. And it was you who flooded me with letters from Pokemon
porn. UNDONE FREAK!
50 points: and, of course, our tireless Danya scored 50 points.
So who is he after that?
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