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(c) by melwyn/haujobb and grillimestari/hirmu.
(c)willful translation by Necromancer^smokers
A million ways to scam party organizers.
In fact, the article is not about cheating at all. Throw
organizers are disgusting and I have no business here at all. Therefore,
Wrecker must correct the title of the article to "How to screw up everything
money for vodka and not share it with
drinking buddies and organizers." If you're a major stage huckster,
who drinks every day at different parties and point events, then no big deal
Staring at the monitor.
Let's say this is bullshit - you're dragging yourself who knows where to get drunk
with your homies, and they make you pay to get in. This kind of crap can
easily happen at The Party, Assembly, The Gathering &
Dreamhack. I know a lot of suckers who couldn't pay and
flew by. But since we are being pinned by compos, we will
break through by any means.
But first you need to think carefully. If some Wrecker
is rushing to the Little_I_Cool Party, then there’s no reason for him to be a goon -
we need to support the organizers. It's one thing to throwbourgeois businessmen, maintaining a nice atmosphere is another matter
small party, which is much more important than getting drunk alone
a couple of bucks.
So guys, Uncle Melwyn will teach you now. And the translator's face
beat tomorrow sometime, because this same Melwyn got away with it,
Having said that I have never tried all the methods described below, and
moved the arrows to dear friend Grillimestari of HiRMU Media
Labs. In this place Grillimestari said about 500k free
places in the leaflet, so you can relax...
ZAKOS FOR A FOREIGNER
The easiest way to get to a party for free is to mow under
foreigner. Many small parties have discounts for foreigners
or a complete freebie. Just a little, you can strain the Most_Important,
who will be very busy and will do everything to keep you behind. On
Maybe there will be another freebie. The chip passes (passed) to
Assembly, The Gathering, Demoparty, Dreamhack, Traxparty,
Buenzli, Scene Event, Phat, Dialogos.
PRO: the easiest way
CONS: they won’t understand at local parties
CUSTOMIZED FOR THE SCENER
Sort of like with a foreigner. Act more stagey and you'll get in
freebie or discount. I never wondered why stagers are cooler
a simple lamya. ANDdon’t bother working too hard on stage acting - just mow it down
under the stager (shout “rulez” and stink of fumes) and everything will be
cool. I'm not much of a stager myself, but what the hell, no one checks
will climb (yup, Hamer approaches DJ Psych and hiccups, declares “And I
more of a stager than you, fat-ass!"). Stagers are loved
Assembly, Proxy, Escape.
PROS: the money saved goes towards maintaining stage fumes
CONS: the author whispered something there, but I myself think it’s possible
get in the eye
INVITATION RELEASE
If you are a cool coder, artist or muzaker, then you can do
making an invitation to a party where you want to go. Moreover
there’s no need to code, draw or play music, the main thing is that it’s yours
the name was included in the list of those who had a hand in the invitation. Then you can
run into the Most_Important and he will miss. Through this freebie
the author visited Evoke, Lobotomia.
PROS: a clear freebie
CONS: you need to strain
PRESS CUT
Well, this is completely lame. If you are a scene journalist by nature, then
you can poke the crust and walk through. If not, then you need to soap it
to the organizers that you're a worthless writer from a gaming magazine
X has dreamed all his life of throwing shit at this party. Make it for yourself
with a huge backgroundbadge, stick a photo to it. Even if the view
This turns out like a fool, then many will buy it. The main thing
fool the girl selling tickets at the entrance, like you're cool
magazine and the organizers should have received your soap for a hundred years
back. If the girl gets excited, then stick a badge in her face.
Worked on The Party, Dreamhack.
PROS: great for large parties with stupid organizers
CONS: everyone will read it now and go for free, but to rake it off
will you
GO INSIDE
Each partyplace can be reached in different ways. Look for secret ones
entrances or mingle with the crowd. You can pretend like you're urgent
need to go to the toilet. The author visited Gathering99. And on
Dreamhack was unlucky for him - when he and his buddies tried
crawl through some left entrance, then the alarm went off.
It will work for parties that are held in large rooms with
many entrances and exits.
PROS: very easy if you don’t slow down
CONS: if the organizers catch you, your butt will hurt
TICKET TRANSFER
Well, I think there’s nothing interesting here. The only thing is
the organizers can come up with some crap like bracelets -
they need to be easy to remove and their likelihoodwas broken
low.
PROS: not very difficult
CONS: accomplices are needed; bracelets may break, etc.
CRAZY HANDS
You can bomb the tickets yourself. On TP8 the cunning guys from HiRMU
noticed that the bracelets they had there were similar in color
on plastic bags. Of course they are not exactly similar, but the method
worked. Good luck. This is good to do at The Party and where
single-color or easily counterfeit tickets are used.
PROS: if your hands grow where they should, then there will be no problems
CONS: some organizers quickly cut through the trick
CELEBRITY TAIL
Mat/Ozone was free for almost every party. The main thing is to become
famous, hanging around different parties. Or pretend to be famous and
check the brains of the organizers. Works on any
party.
PRO: the main thing is that everyone thinks they know you
CONS: are you famous enough? just about there
IMPRESSION
The organizers may turn out to be such bastards that fuck them.
Especially if they're fags. When they didn’t want to let the author in
some kind of lame lame party, some schoolchildren (like
organizers), then hebrazenly walked past his buddies and sat down right next to him
screen. Works on all the crazy parties where you don’t even want to go.
PRO: Feel cool for once in your life
CONS: you can get it in the eye
GIRL TIGHT
Why the fuck do they let girls in for free? Put on a skirt, paint your lips and
forward! If it doesn't work out, then it's not the author's fault.
PRO: fuck you with your advice
CONS: everyone will think you're a fagot
CASE FOR ORGANIZER
This is an extreme case. You can stick to the guards or carry out
some kind of compo (but not musical!). Works for many
parties where there is a shortage of organizers.
PRO: you will get all the benefits of organizers
CONS: you have to at least pretend that you are doing something
And if all else fails, then the goat himself. There is no party without
freebies, bad dancers have balls!
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