PC World - Lena, is the right shift different from the left one?

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(c) Necromancer^Smokers 

■ -Lena, is the right shift different from the left one?
Having received a negative answer, my classmate Katya thoughtfully
looked at the keyboard:
  -Then why are they different lengths?.. 

N: I used to think that many jokes about lamers are sucked out
from the finger - after ^^^^ I start to think that apparently after all
There is a real basis for such jokes...

■ -Max, I want to ask...
  -Well.
  -How to insert a disk into a cdrom?
  -???
  -Well, I forgot...
  -Inscriptions up...

N: the person turned out to be advanced - the next day he called and
asked for different gulek. Just when I decided to solder to
Spectrum modem...