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(c) Black Angel
Part III.
The moonlight will disturb your sleep in the earth,
At midnight the witch metal will be dropped.
The dog will howl for soothing souls,
The gravestone will fall down.
ARIA...
I rose from the grave, scaring some homeless man to death. From
the words of the Necromancer surfaced in the depths of memory: “And the dead will rise
from the graves to fight with the living..." (with whom will you have to fight
me?) I breathed in the air of my home world and coughed... Even
The air in hell is better than in this damned world. ...Pretty much
an incomprehensible feeling arises when you stand and look at your
my own grave... But still I couldn’t shake the feeling
as if someone scary and terrible was watching me. I'm on the tree
I noticed some “bulb bullshit”, took a closer look and
I saw the inscription: "JILAVDARI INCORPORATION". Piercing Scream
flashed over the cemetery... And suddenly, 5 meters from me, it lit up
space smelled of ozone and at the same moment a teleport opened,
from which they camePeople. Looking closely, I saw that it was
there were... BSPA students. - Hello, people! I promised to return from
hell and I'm back!!! - the answer was silence... But what a look
unkind, what kind of hatred with which these people looked at me
"zombie"? Losing my vigilance cost me my freedom without even noticing
how I was surrounded, tied up and dragged into the teleport... ...First
one eye opened, then the second, I was finally able to move
and look around. There was nothing to see. I was completely surrounded
identical 4 walls, floor and low ceiling. All this was upholstered
some soft material of a nasty bright pink color. Mine
the new robe was made of the same amazing material
strength, there weren’t even any traces of teeth left on it... I already
I began to get tired of this expectation of the unknown, and I began to rush around
room in search of a way out, shouting "damn, where are you taking me?
dragged?! come out you freaks!" Suddenly part of the wall disappeared and he entered
the devil in the flesh, i.e. the hated Professor Jilavdari. A
Behind him, five exhausted students were dragging... a book. Books like this
I've never seen a size before. All the action took place in
deathly silence. Jilavdari entered the cell and said: -
Greetings, the very best... I forgot what it's like...
called... - What, Alzheimer's disease is making itself felt? -
I cringed. - Well, Pinocchio, do you wantmake a contribution to
science? - as if not noticing me, he continued to say, - Yes, no
turn your head, I know perfectly well what it will get you
crazy joy. I sat on the floor, “swallowing my tongue.” - My slaves,
bring it in! - Gil shouted to the students. 4 students (the fifth was lying without
forces) dragged the book to the middle of the room and fell from
exhaustion... - Get up, my brownies - in an idiotic voice
said Jilavdari, “it’s too early for you to die, you haven’t yet
We worked on our C's for last year's session. And you, little snake
poisonous,” Gil muttered to me through his teeth, “you’ll be with me.”
chief laboratory assistant, in the sense of a laboratory exhibit. - So it would be
said: “guinea pig,” I was able to pronounce. - Knowing your
suicidal, I made the walls out of soft but
durable material so that you don't break your precious (yet
that) he didn’t strangle his head,” Jill said mockingly and
I was about to leave, but I had another question: - What about
so unusual in my head? - Yes, you understand...
connections all over the world and there are psychokinetic sensors everywhere
energy. Well, here it is: never before has any sensor reached
the middle of the scale, and suddenly it went off scale at the cemetery!!! Well I
Naturally, I sent my strike force there and they found you there.
Well, since you are officially dead, no one will ever look for you
there won't be... -That is, you want to say that I am the MOST
THE MAD PERSON IN THE WORLD???!!! - I interrupted. - Yes, and you can
be proud of it! Well, I've been here too long, I have to go.
The experiment can be considered begun... Finally, I was
left to his own devices and could think about his situation. First
I actually looked at the door and knocked on it with my foot. No effect
no sound, which was to be expected. I saw the camera
built into the wall. I spat at her and continued my inspection. All
the room was scanned and listened to, there were no “blind spots”
it was. And suddenly a book came into my field of vision. Looking at
cover, I burst out with curses at Jilavdari, his mother
and this whole world. On the cover it was written:
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║ professor ║
║ I. Z. Jilavdari ║
║ PHYSICAL PICTURE OF THE WORLD ║
║ in 666 volumes ║
║ volume 1 ║
║ Conditions for quantizing orbits ║
║ dissipative oscillatory systems ║
║ in a relativistic oscillatory circuit ║
║ Original layout Boguslavsky S.I. and Nikolaenko N.N. ║
║Minsk, 1999 ║
╚══════════════════════════════ ══════════════════════════════╝
And a voice rang out over my head: “And so that you have
It's more enjoyable to read, listen to some pop music. And it poured out of the speaker
pop music Some shrill voice screamed like someone was from someone
left. A three-story deep Russian fell from my lips again
swearing, to which the voice replied: “Now you’re swearing, but
Tomorrow you will eat bread with these hands. I covered my ears with my hands, but
it didn't help at all. - It won’t work, Pinocchio, music
sent straight to your brain. But remember, I am a naive girl,
just fool me. I'd better go listen to Russian rock. And you also
didn’t deserve this... There was nothing to do and somehow
I got distracted and started reading a book. After a few minutes of reading I
I noticed that the music had stopped, but as soon as I was distracted
away from the book as the music resumed. The voice mockingly
commented: - Yes, indeed, you have no choice,
I'll have to read... ...I woke up to the door creaking
opened. My first thought was: how did Jilavdari allow me
sleep? Before this thought had time to sink in, Jilavdari
said: - Congratulations! The first stage of the experiment was completed successfully!
Let's move on to the second stage. You should like it. Here's mine
new invention: THOUGHT AMPLIFIER. -Probably some thread
another purely hypothetical mechanism? - I said sarcastically. - NO, NO
and again NO! Those “inventions” like two turns with a total current
just to divert attention, and this is much more serious. With this
inventions I will rule the world!!! - People are like animals when
power over the world is given! - I sang Aria’s words. - Okay, that's enough.
to conduct rotten bazaars, let's proceed directly to the experiment, -
Jilavdari simply had nothing to answer to my argument. - But we
We'll be numbered, we'll meet in battle In the year of the bitterest star, I know
Probably: I will collapse first. Only you will die too! - I sang Aria, not
paying attention to Jilavdari. Already familiar field, nature
which I never understood, fettered my will. I was put in
a chair more like an electric chair, arms, legs and head
secured with steel clamps. Jilavdari came in and put it on me
a neurohelmet, which was actually a thought amplifier.
Jilavdari servants brought in weights of various masses, installed
high power speaker system on both sides of the chair. - A
“This is an external irritant,” Jilavdari explained. Before
Jilavdari installed a control panel for this entire system.
Jilavdari pressed a couple of buttons and a voice came from the speakers:
"ATTENTION, EVERYONE LEAVE THE PREMISES, STAFF TAKE THEIR SEATS,
PLACES, PLACES, PLACES, PLACES..." Dilavdari's fist, accompanied by
physicalobscenities, slammed down on the control panel, and
the voice turned off, but at the same time the paralyzing
field, which made me incredibly happy. - Why are you doing this?
Are you happy, Pinocchio? - Gil said sarcastically, - well, nothing, now
your hysterical laughter will pass. How did I know, you ask? Well then
Well, now I can say. With the help of a neurohelmet I can not only
strengthen your crazy thoughts, but also monitor your
emotions. Here on the remote control there is a light that shows
your emotional state. There is a light bulb nearby that is lit
red light if you have dangerous thoughts in your brain. But
As soon as I press this red button, your brain will
burned... I remained silent, pretending that the field was still active.
Jilavzhari turned the switch and it began... I felt how
My brain is filled with brutal energy. Jilavdari became
command, and I pretended to blindly obey him. He
forced me, with the power of thought, to lift weights, first light ones, then
harder... The smile did not leave his face. When is the hardest
the weight was in the air, I threw the weight at the hated face, but
Jilavdari, looking at the red light bulb, didn’t even think
dodge the projectile. The projectile reflected from an invisible
partitions and crashed to the floor. My
hope... My brain overheated and I lostconsciousness... I woke up again
still sitting in the same place. Jilavdari grinned: - What,
not strong enough? Well... that's to be expected. Heavy duty
The hyperglass partition will withstand any impact. And don't try
influence me with the power of thought. Nothing will work out, everything is under
under my control, soon I will rule the WORLD!!! Experiment
continued. I had to influence the will of animals,
then people... And suddenly a crazy idea came to me: I remembered
like at a physics lecture Gil talked about coherent waves and
two columns. Well, I have two speakers, but not with waves
problem. At the moment, some pop music was playing from the speakers,
terribly annoying me. The red light on the remote control blinked threateningly.
light bulb But Jilavdari didn’t want to see anything, he was drunk
power over the craziest man in the world. Simulate
coherent waves in a speaker amplifier were not difficult. From
a heartbreaking sound came out of the speakers, but I was in
a safe zone where coherent waves compensated each other.
But Jilavdari was in the center of maximum power. Sound
the waves passed freely through the hyperglass and crashed into the brain
Jilavdari. And the red light on the remote control was burning bright
flame... Jilavdari's face turned speckled purple. -
NO ONE WILL RULE THE WORLD!!! - I shouted. Head of Jilavdaribroke into many small pieces. The room was painted in
the color of blood with an admixture of dried out due to illness
Alzheimer's brain. From the neck of what was a moment ago
A fountain of blood was flowing out of Jilavdari... But suddenly I saw a mechanism,
which flew out of Gil's head during the explosion. He radiated
electromagnetic signal. The red light on it came on and
a countdown could be heard from the speakers, which could no longer be stopped.
I had strength. My head overheated and I began to lose consciousness. -
Go ahead, ROMA, give it some heat! - I tried in vain not to let myself forget
I. An explosion thundered and lightning flashed before my eyes. Me again
experienced a feeling of separation of the soul from the body. I saw my physical
shell consumed by flame. Angel dust carried me away
up through the ceiling of the bunker, through the thickness of the earth. I found myself again
in the tunnel and I swam towards the light, but this time nothing got me
stopped. Passing through the clouds, I saw a line of people with
golden circles above their heads. These people were slowly passing through
massive golden gates. The force carried me there, only
free, no queue. Outside the gate I saw winged creatures,
flying between the clouds, and on the clouds there were souls
the righteous. I was so amazed by this spectacle that I didn’t
noticed how he stopped in front of a large cloud on which they were sitting
angels. And on the golden throne,that in the center of the cloud sat himself
God. - How did I deserve such an honor that I appeared before myself?
God? - I thought out loud, without noticing it myself. - Because you
saved the world from a tyrant, because you resisted with all your might
this crazy genius Jilavdari, he’s hot now
you'll have to... - So what now??? - Look, you are in heaven, rejoice! But the point is
complicated by the fact that you are the craziest soul in Heaven, Hell and
Earth and, despite your services to the World, we cannot
it’s so easy to let you into Paradise, that’s why we created for you
a special nebula... - So what am I doing here? - involuntarily
a cry broke out. - It’s okay, you’re not used to it, you’re on Earth
considered crazy. Two angels grabbed me by the arms and
pulled towards a cloud drifting nearby. So I found myself in
Paradise, but I cannot take advantage of its benefits, since the gods
locked in a nebula without even warning about the deadline... By me
insane anger took over. The silence of Paradise was broken by a heartbreaking
scream: - I U N I C H T O F U E T O T M I R!!!
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06/09/1999. 00:13
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