Vlad's scene.
First of all, I warn the unprepared reader, -Vlad
this is Vladivostok, a city that is located in the Far
east. I often like to give both people and cities my
names. Khabarovsk is the city of Kha. Komsamolsk-on-Amur is Komsa,
etc.
This summer a gathering was supposed to take place in Vladivostok
spektrumists from the Far East. But alas, my journey has begun
from the fact that FEU (spectrumists of Komsa), having contacted me,
They told me they couldn't go. Later it turned out that with
Khabarovsk has the opportunity to go only to me, that is, to
SLIPa.
With such sad baggage I got ready to set off. I don't know if it's worth it
describe my trip on a stuffy, crowded train? I'll just say
that, having bought a lot of beer, I began to look for company for
absorption of this product. And... met an amazing
person. This is my peer who studied at the Medical Institute.
The fact is that your humble servant is interested in medicine, and we
there was a lot to talk about. I remember that we argued with him for a long time,
Does Diphenhydramine have an atropine-like effect? It's complete nonsense, huh?
there were a bunch of women sitting on the train who were watching this with interest
intellectual insanity. The result of this dispute was that he
gave me a medical reference book and even explained how to
go to lectures on medicine without assistance. Bright head! ButThis man had one sin... he didn’t drink beer at all
I didn't drink!
From Khabarovsk to Vladivostok it’s just a day’s drive, all this time
I was drunk. When the train arrived at the desired station, I must admit,
I was a little scared when I found myself in an unfamiliar city. Since not
who didn't expect me on the pier, in general everything was very bad
organized.
Somehow I got through to SCHAFFT and announced my arrival.
We didn’t have to wait long, just half a day at the station. When should I
I got tired of it, I called CITY ACE. He wasn't at home, but
his wife was there. Having bought a couple more cans of screwdrivers, I headed
look for his house. And finally I found him.
Soon the whole company was assembled. And this is SCHAFFT/KAY/ZAJKO/CITY
ACE. The only ones missing were DEMICHRONA and Sanka, who lives next to
Vlad on the Big Stone.
Well, then it started... everyone started discussing the scene and at the same time
drink beer in unlimited quantities. There I saw the real one
AMIGU, I was shocked! Something similar to SPRINTER, but still
somewhat steeper. Although maybe the fact is that SPRINTER doesn’t have
decent software. Then my memories are lost due to
drunk beer. I remember how they fed me smoked squid,
then the seashore, evening and ZAJKO tries to fuck me that he
supposedly knows Latin. It didn't work out for him.
Then there was a film, by that time she had already joined us
DEMICHRONA's malicious face. He drank his milk as always,than
actually slightly unnerved those around him. At the cinema I almost
vomited. We were forbidden to bring beer there, so I took it to
hands a bag with this divine drink, and stuck it to himself
in your bosom. As I passed the cashier, I explained to her that I was waiting
child. She understood everything, but did not have the right to search.
Coming out of the cinema ZAJKO fucked with some teenager,
who wanted to beg us for some change. Imagine
uncle thirty years old, who explains to the asshole three times
younger than him, why can’t he beg for money? To this dispute from
Like a demon of darkness, such a little gopnik appeared and also
got involved in this polite discussion. When he called ZAJKO
dumbass, I realized that it was time for this thirty-year-old child
lead away from sin. I'm not a pacifist, but somehow there's no fighting
I respect you.
ZAJKO had money, I love them very much, so I gave him
secret nickname - SPONSOR! But for some reason this sponsor disappeared
the very next day, and the whole company was left without money. I really don't
I remember how we scraped together for beer, but it’s a fact, SLIP managed
be drunk all day.
I also remember how we met a hairy little guy on the street. Then
it turned out that it was DEMICHRONA's brother. Having met him
closer, I realized that he wasn’t such a jerk. Smart kid!
KAY decided to interview me. What a laugh it was! I was sitting in
zero drunk and was completely insanity.I remember, however, how this KAY
said, “All your games suck!”
Yes, that's how it turned out. This is probably a fashionable expression from
CRY taken. Although he's right of course, all my games suck
complete. But his games are just HITS :)
When we had nothing to do, we went swimming at the sea.
Please note that we took with us only one bottle and a half
liter beer! Horror. Out of pity, I was allowed to drink it
alone. So I did. The beach was hot and full of people. All
undressed and went for a swim, and your humble servant sat there
this time in clothes and envied these swimmers. SCHAFFT all the time
asked
- What, are you having a complex?
I mumbled something inarticulate. But that’s how it was, I myself
I called everyone to the sea, knowing in advance that I would not be able to enter. I'm 23 and
The last time I swam was when I was little. I'm afraid to undress
in front of people, even kill him.
Then DEMICHRON, who by the way thought that I was fucking
decided to pour water on me. Grabbing a package from the ground, they and SCHAFFTOM
They filled it with water and chased after me. The funniest thing was
the fact that their socks were stored in this bag! By God, it's been so long since I
haven't laughed yet.
I also remember that already at the station DEMICHRON tried to prove to me
that I'm not gay. Lord, this is the theater of the absurd!
Of course I'm not gay, I just said that I once fell in love with
a person of the same sex, that's all. These are different thingsthis
By the way, I dedicated the game CHILDREN OF THE STARS to the man!
They saw me off with the whole company, ZAJKO loaded me with beer,
way... on the train I realized what the catch was. In my pocket
I only had five rubles. Waking up in a stuffy carriage,
After drinking, the first thing I wanted was plain water. Dick there! Water
there was no money on the train, and there was no money for fucking cola, only
beer! BEER DAMN!
Overall, we had a good time. This summer we will go there together
with FREEDO! Vlad's stage rules, well done guys! I respect you
It's rare to meet such smart people.
Namely, DEMICHRON/KAY/SCHAFFT/CITY ACE/ZAJKO/SANEK/TROL
(By the way, I never saw it).
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