Introduction - Despite the date of publication of the newspaper, there will not be a single joke in this issue.

AVRONEWS 0.1
04/01/2006

   Greetings to everyone who reads these lines. Despite the date
the newspaper will not contain a single joke in this issue. Everything on the floor─
No seriously. So let's get started...

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0. News
1. WELCOME part 1
2. Books I read in February-March
3. Games I've played