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Knock, knock, and we’re coming to visit you? hey!
Guys, have pity on us - we will be parted with you forever! Please!
We got scared! Scary ! Wethen we’re talking about this wonderful summer, which
the other is about to leave and SUPER cool days at SUPER will begin
parties -> STUDIES, STUDIES AND STUDIES AGAIN, but still relax -
equally cooler! And let us also honor the moment of silence that has almost passed.
neck SUMMER => ....................................................
Anin! Lastly, because I don't fit into the schedule
ANIGDOT'OV, ALL SEPTEMBER 2 IN "FUCK SHIT SCOOL"! Bye and dare-
sit BELOW.
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They were sent to one of the American universities
Russian, German and English students.
Each was given a personal assignment for the year.
In a year.
(A) brings 12 thick notebooks:
- Here, professor, is the report for January, here is for February,
.... here for December.
(H) brings 3 thick volumes:
- These are laboratory studies, this is a theoretical part,
these are the conclusions.
(R) brings nothing.
Professor:
- ????
- Professor, you know, I had such a headache yesterday...
Shop. A man comes in, looks at the display cases and turns to
to the saleswoman:
- Girl, do you have any panties?
- No.
- Is it on sale?
The emir in Abu Dhabi wakes up from excessive noise on the street,
looks out the window - dozens of buses, crowds of people. Calls
his Vizier, asks:
“Tourists have come to the palace on an excursion again?!”
(B) - No, Radiant, these are your mothers-in-law, visiting their daughters.
Country store. Bored saleswoman (P). A man runs into
suit and tie (M).
M: Is there any tomato juice?!
P: Well, there is...
M: Open the bottle!
The man grabs the bottle, pours the juice on his head and runs away.
The saleswoman is at a loss. Throughthe second one runs in a few minutes
a man, also in a suit and tie.
M: Is there any tomato juice?!
P: (with caution) Yes...
M: Open the bottle!!
He grabs the bottle, pours it on his head and runs away. Runs in
third man (also in a suit and tie).
M: Is there any tomato juice?!
P: (victoriously) NO!!
M: Which one is it?!
P: Pumpkin!
M: Open the bottle!
The saleswoman opens the bottle, the man grabs it and tries to pour it out
on your head.
The saleswoman grabs his hands.
P: Wait, why are you pouring this crap on your head?!
M: What, is there a tomato one?!
The chicken laid an egg - 5 kg
Well, reporters run up to her:
- How did you do it?
- Secret.
- What are your plans for the future?
- Lay an 8 kg egg.
Approaching the rooster:
- How did you do it?
- Secret.
- What are your plans for the future?
- Punch the ostrich in the face.
Victory Day, at school the children were asked to bring their grandfathers,
grandmothers - veterans.
Only Vovochka brought his grandfather.
The teacher asks the grandfather:
- Please tell us what you did during the war.
- Well, I was a partisan in the Bryansk forests.
- Or maybe you remember some incident?
- Yes, there was a case: I was walking through the forest from Budun, and suddenly I saw
- the Nazi pointed a machine gun at me, and then I
ass and fucked.
A virtually untouched tomb of a pharaoh has been found in Egypt.
The world's leading Egyptologists are trying to figure out which pharaoh
belongs to the mummy - everything is useless.
Finally, three Soviets arriveresearcher in civilian clothes and
say:
- Leave us with the suspect.
Two days later they come out:
- Ramses XVII.
Everyone is, of course, in shock:
- How did you guess?
- You confessed yourself, the bastard.
Seventh of November. Luxurious parade on Red Square. Marshall,
the commander of the parade travels around the glorious formations of troops.
Stops at tank units:
- Hello, fellow tankers!
- Hello, tarishch, marshal, sava-sasa!
- Congratulations on ... the anniversary of the Great October Revolution
Socialist Revolution!
- Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
And the marshal is already driving further and stops near the column
infantrymen:
- Hello, fellow infantrymen!
- Wa-wa-wa-woo!
- Congratulations on ... the anniversary of the Great October Revolution
Socialist Revolution!
- Hurray! Urrrraah! Ypppaaaaa!
The marshal continues to circle the parade and finally stops near
State Security Troops:
- Hello, fellow security officers!
“Hello, hello, citizen marshal,” those with
bad smile...
I wake up - there’s a wall on the right, a wall on the left,
I thought - in a coffin!
I get out - trash can...
A (M) snake comes to the pharmacy.
He approaches the (P) saleswoman and says:
Sell the loaf!
(P): Man, what a loaf, this is a pharmacy!
(M) smack her in the face.
(P) fell behind the counter.
The next day the man came again.
(M): Sell the loaf!
(P): What a loaf, there’s a pharmacy here!
(M) she’s hit in the face again, bam.
(P) lies there, thinking: okay, tomorrow I’ll buy a loaf of bread and sell it to a man.
On the third day the man came again.(M): Sell the salt!
(P): There's no salt here!
(M) bam in her face.
(P) (gets up from behind the counter): What about the loaf?
(M): I don’t care about your loaf! I already bought it at the bookstore!
An engineer comes to the director's office and asks the secretary
- Is the director at home? I'm with ASU.
- Me too, on occasion, but there is no director!
At three o'clock in the morning, Marshal Zhukov was awakened by a bell.
Stalin called.
- Comrade Zhukov (with accent), Headquarters believes that you are needed
shoot.
- Why, Comrade Stalin! (jumping out of bed)
- Well, think about it. ...And we will think...
Good night, Comrade Zhukov.
The man decided to take off the woman. He goes and takes pictures...
He sees a girl (D) standing in a dark corner.
A man (M) approaches her:
(M) - How much?
(D) - Hy 10$ I'll give...
(M) - Well, let's go...
.... came ....
(M) - SO YOU ARE A GIRL?!
(D) - No, it’s a crust, but if you pierce it, it’s pus, like clockwork...
Vasily Ivanovich and Petka somehow decided to find out what the word means
logical. (VI) sends (P) to the city so that he can ask around
smart people and the idiot told.
(P) goes to the city to see the (D)cent of the institute.
(D) - asks. (P) You have matches.
(P) - yes.
(D) means you smoke. Logical?
(P) - personally.
(D) - if you smoke, then you drink. Logical?
(P) - logical.
(D) - if you drink, it means you’re hanging out with girls. Is that logical?
(P) - logical.
(D) - if you hang out with girls, that means you’re not a fagot. Logical?
(P) - logical.
comes (P) home, and (VI) wonders what the word means
logical
(P)begins to explain.
(P) - (VI) do you have any matches?
(VI) - no.
(P) means fagot. Logical?
The guy had a bottle of vodka and had no one to drink with.
Does he think I’m a complete drunk?
I caught a cockroach and tied a thread to my leg.
I let go of the thread and the cockroach ran.
- Well, happy departure! Let's hit the road!
Drank. I had a bite. I sat.
I pulled the thread towards myself.
- Great! Welcome back! This thing needs to be cleaned up!
Two submarines collided - American and Chukchi
American losses - 15 officers
Chukchi losses - 4 officers and 29 oarsmen
Two (B)ehemoths are sitting quietly, peacefully on the banks of the Nile, and fagots
knitting Suddenly they look, a crocodile climbs up a tree nearby and
(K)pokodil asks them:
(K) - is it deep here?
(1st B) - deep!
(K) - is the bottom rocky or muddy?
(1st B) - muddy!
And the crocodile dives from the tree into the water, after a while
his corpse floats up.
(2nd B) - Why did you deceive the crocodile?
(1st B) - Why did you let my fagot go yesterday?
The mother took her daughter to the doctor:
(D) Doctor, look - your eyes are bulging and your mouth won’t close!!!
D, (after examining) says:
-Have you tried braiding your braids looser???
The girl is sitting in the sandbox (tobish playing), neat
one with a bow (on the head, of course) and a dog running nearby.
The priest (in short - (P)op) approaches her and asks:
- Girl, what’s your name?
“Rosochka,” she answers in an angelic voice.
- Oh, what a beautiful name! What's the name of this one?a lovely dog?
- Borov...
- ??? BUT WHY?
- YES BECAUSE HE IS A F#$@$%#^@# PIG!!!!!!
A stoned punk approaches a guy on the street and, without saying a word,
words, sticks a knife into his back.
The man screams: - AAAAAAAAA!
- Well, so AAAA!
- Boy, boy, why are you crying?
- Mom drowned all the kittens...
- Well, this is, of course, grief, but don’t cry, there will be more kittens...
- ...and she didn’t let me drown a single kitten....
The teacher asks the children what toothpaste they use
enjoy.
Masha: Colgate
U: Why?
Masha: It gives you healthy teeth and a smile for life
Sasha: And I eat Aquafresh
U: Why?
Sasha: Beautiful color and triple protection for my teeth
Vovochka: And I am exclusively Blend-a-med'om
U: Why?
Vovochka: And he strengthens the eggs...
Somehow a Russian (R), a Tatar (T) and a Georgian (G) are sitting, talking about
this and that.
(G) says:
- So I saved for a year and bought a Merc 600!
(T):
- But I saved for 3 years and bought a Cadillac!
(R):
- And I saved all my life and bought a Zaporozhets!!!
(G) says (R):
- Wow, darling, why did you buy such a daring car?????!!!!
One day a Russian and a Chukchi were flying in a helicopter. Russian is lucky
sausage, and the Chukchi dog. The Russian took a nap for a couple of hours, and
The Chukchi (what a vile creature) stole the sausage from him and gobbled it up.
The Russian wakes up and asks:
- Where is my sausage?
- Your sausage flew down.
He fell asleep, which means the Chukchi wakes up, and the dogs are
no.
- Where is my pussy?
-Your pussy flew down to catch up with my sausage!
It means that they served for the king as something like a Chukchi (C) and a Russian (R).
The term of their difficult service ended, the king began to reward them.
Chukchi means he’s a good guy, he served well, the king is his father
gave a bag of gold and a bag of silver. But the Russian served poorly, he drank
recklessly, he hung around the girls, the king gave him a ruble and kicked him out.
It happened that (H) and (R) spent the night in the same room that night.
(R) stole all the money from (H) and stuck a ruble in his ass.
In the morning (Ch) woke up:
- Where are my money?
(P) in excuses:
- Why, can’t you see your ass is eating up the last ruble?!!!!
Grandma (B) took the eggs to the market to sell, of course.
Suddenly he sees a man carrying turf on a cart. And she needed turf.
Here she is gritting:
- Man, give me a tug by the balls!
One day King Kong caught a Russian, a German and a Frenchman and
tells them:
- There’s a skeleton in my cave. Find out whose, I’ll let you go,
but you won’t find out... p#$@ts.
The German and the French immediately abandoned this bullshit, like,
fool around, we still won’t find out, but (R) still went into
cave. After 3 hours he comes out and says:
- His name was Vasya
King Kong:
- How did you know????
(R):
- I said it myself...
V.I.Ch. (V) and Petka (P) are running through the forest.
(P) yells: “I want to shit!”
(B): “Be patient (P), we’ll get to the station in a minute.”
(P) again for his own. And so 5 times.
(B) says: “Okay, shit here.”
(P) did his dark deed, they ran to the station, got into
the train is coming.
Suddenly a terrible sound was heard in the distanceThere was a roar and clouds of dust rose.
(P): "Comrade division commander, what was that"
(B): "Yes, it's King - Kong slipped on your shit"
Beach. Two naked babies - a boy (M) and a girl (D):
M: - What, they tore it off?
D: - No, it was like that...
M: - Shitty design!
There are two Georgians sitting:
(1) - Can you hear Guliko?
(2) - I’m not Guliko, I’m Suliko!
(1) - No, you are Guliko!!
(2) - I’m not Guliko, I’m Suliko!!!!!!!
(1) - No, you are Guliko!!!
(2) - Well, okay, let it be Guliko,
but when you sober up, call me Suliko!!
Two old men sit on a park bench and look at the girls,
passing by.
“You know,” one says to the other with a sigh.
- When I was young, all I had to do was see a pretty
girl, I immediately got hard...
- And now?
- Now... now my vision has deteriorated
- Misha! Great! They say you got married?
- Got married
- So how?
- Fine! You come home from work tired, and then dinner is hot.
table, slippers and newspaper are ready, and the wife is chirping and chirping.
And it chirps and it chirps and it chirps, you bastard, and it chirps and it chirps,
#fuck, and chirps...
On the tram, a man (M) asks a woman (W):
M: Madam, are you leaving next?
J: Oh! Yes, you must be French!
M: Well then #b-tyt.
A woman is walking through the market. looks - a man is selling a mosquito in a jar.
the inscription "Mosquito. Substitute for a man. price 3 rubles." Asks
man, how to use it? he says:
- “When you come home, open the jar, komapuk will do everything itself!
but just in casecase, write down your phone number..." I wrote it down, bought it,
I brought it, opened it - the mosquito flew out, sat on the ceiling and sits.
She calls the guy, he comes and says komapy:
- “Well, what about you, fool! Look, I’m showing you for the last time!”
A commission came to the boarding school.
They are walking along the corridor, met by children. They stop one
and ask:
- What's your name?
- (Disgusting and nasal) I don’t persecute...
- How old are you?
- I’m not persecuting...
- Who are your parents?
- I’m not persecuting...
- Well, who do you want to become?
- (Joyfully) Kokhmonaut!
With the same questions to the second, third... With the same success.
They go to the director.
- Tell me, you have such difficult children, they don’t even know what their
name - but everyone wants to become an astronaut. How did you manage this
achieve?
- I DON’T FUCK!!!
Wild West. Saloon. The pianist plays the piano as usual,
a natural monkey sits at the counter.
Cowboy (K) comes in, all shabby, and yells:
(K) Bartender, whiskey!
The bartender pours a glass and pushes it across the counter to a cowboy.
In the middle of the way, a monkey intercepts the glass and quickly drinks it
and then sends the now empty glass. The cowboy is confused:
(K) I said whiskey:
The bartender pours again, the monkey drinks again (everything repeats)
Finally the cowboy sees what's going on and yells to the bartender:
(K) Bartender, your monkey drank my whiskey!
(B) What? Mine? This is not my monkey!
This...this is the pianist's monkey!
(K) Hey, pianist (P), your monkey drank my whiskey!
(P) Wait a minute... (and so onplaying a cowboy tune):
Your monkey drank my whiskey...
Two miners are sitting at the mine face. Dirty, angry, hungry.
The first miner (1Ш) says:
1Sh: Here we are sitting here in the face, dirty, angry and hungry, and we
the boss gets all the money. What the hell is this?!?
2Sh: Yes, exactly, go to him, find out what’s the matter, and even before
strikes are nearby.
1Sh crawled out of the face and towards the boss.
1Sh: Why are you, boss, sitting in a clean office, getting all the money?
and we plow like blacks and have nothing?
B: It's all about intelligence! Do you know what “intelligence” is?
1Sh: No, I don’t know...
(Boss puts his palm against the wall)
B: Well, hit me on the palm!
1Sh: Yes, how possible!
B: Yes, yes. Imagine that I am the embodiment of the bourgeoisie!
Well, 1Sh swung and hit him with all his might.
And the boss, of course, removed his hand.
1SH: Ah-ah-ah-ah!!!!
B: This is intelligence!
1Sh returns to the face, holding his crippled hand.
2Sh meets him there.
2Sh: Well, how did you find out?
1Sh: Yes, it's all about intelligence.
2Sh: What is this?!?
1Sh: Look here. Hit my palm.
(1Sh puts his palm to his face)
Yeltsin is asked before the presidential elections:
- Do you think the elections will take place?
- Yes.
- And what will the new president be like?
- Well, if they choose me, then it will be.
- Well, what if they don’t choose?
- Well then the old one will remain.
During a geography lesson, the teacher asks Vovochka:
- Tell me about Egypt.
- Well, there is a country called Egypt, there are fuckers there, fuckers live there,
fucking girls growing upmotherfuckers...
- What kind of motherfuckers??? Babaebs!!!
- Ugh, you completely for$#al me, you bastard
Traffic cops arrived at the scene of the accident. They approach the crashed one
into the car pole, they look - she drove it intact, only in shock
sits, eyes 10 cm in diameter.
The traffic cops say approvingly:
“You see how great you are - you buckled up and everything is OK, but here’s yours
my friend didn’t wear her seat belt, so now she’s lying on the road with
I'm eating in my mouth!"
- Why do blacks wear caps with large peaks?
- To prevent bird droppings from getting on your lips...
- Why don't blacks drive open-top cars?
- They are afraid that their lips will flap in the wind and beat them to death.
death...
- Why don’t they take blacks into space?
- Because their lips burst at a height of 20 meters...
- How can you recognize an Air Italy plane at the airport?
-He has hair growing under his wings...
- How to kill an Italian?
- You should hit him on the head with the toilet lid when he...
bending down, drinking water from there...
- What do you call an Italian who marries a black woman?
- A person who has climbed one more rung on the social ladder
Exercises.
Paratroopers jump with a parachute. One does not open, and he
flies like a stone to the ground. Below is a village.
There is a meeting of the village council.
Chairman:
- Comrades! Needless to say, the results are disappointing. Kormov
There aren’t enough spare parts for combine harvesters, it’s constantly raining...
The roof is leaking, soon we'll be eating shit...
At this moment on the roofvillage council, a paratrooper falls, and along with
the roof flies down.
The bravely standing chairman says:
And this paratrooper has already killed everyone!!!!!
So Vovochka comes up to her mother and says:
“Mom, guess the riddle: There is a pear hanging - can’t you eat it?”
Mom: “Mmmmm... I don’t know, maybe a light bulb?”
Vovochka: “No, it was Aunt Grusha who hanged herself!!!”
A man comes to the doctor.
Hello, he says. And he begins to undress. Takes off his shirt
folds it along the seams, fastens the buttons and places it on the chair.
He takes off his T-shirt, also folds it and puts it next to his shirt.
He put his shoes next to him, took off his socks, smoothed them out and put them next to them.
Pants according to the arrows and on the back of the chair, takes off his panties according to the same
He smoothed it out next to the T-shirt and said:
- You know, doctor, look, I have one testicle a little higher
another.
- Well, what's wrong with that?
- Like what? Somehow sloppy.
- Doctor, you know, I’m so ashamed to say, but I farted and didn’t
I hear!
Help me, please!
- Here are the pills, take them 3 times a day!
- Will I hear better?
- No, fart louder!
Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev once went to Vladivostok.
As luck would have it, the weather turned bad and the General Secretary had to sit down
at a military airfield in the Urals. Entertainment other than the flight canteen
and there was no officer’s club in the military town, and so soon
It was time for the General and his retinue to go and see how life was going
people. And in the entire district there is only one stunted collective farm.Leonid Ilyich comes to the farm and sees huge piles of crap,
rickety stalls and cows screaming from hunger. The indignation of five
There was no limit to the wait for a hero. He ordered to urgently restore order and
promised to visit this collective farm on the way back from the Far East
The Secretary General did not waste his words and three days later he again entered the
the same farm. There is perfect order all around - white sand paths
sprinkled, stalls made of marble, from cows only Chanel N5 is not
smells, and the chairman of the collective farm is almost scratching his belly
dark carpet. The General smiled. Chairman
just what I was waiting for - gives the go-ahead - the chief livestock specialist runs to
to the best bull (B) and - since it’s a waste of time:
(B): M-M-M-M-M-Malaya Zemlya - sacred land....
Transcript of radio conversations in the Mediterranean Sea:
(1)->(2): I recommend changing your course by 15 degrees in
avoiding a collision with me.
(2)->(1): I advise you to change your course by 15 degrees.
(1): The commander of a warship is speaking to you. Change your course.
(2): I advise you to change your course.
(1): The commander of the nuclear aircraft carrier Endeveror is speaking to you -
largest ship of the US Navy. I order you to change your course.
(2): And this is a lighthouse.
- You're a fool!
- A fool himself. And a goat.
- You're the goat!
- Am I the goat?! And you are shit!
- No, you're the shit!
- No, you're the shit!
- No, you're the shit!
- And you don’t look like shit at all!
- Am I the one who doesn’t look like shit?!..
Two men went on a hike.Well, we set up the tent and settled down.
for the night. They lie down and fall asleep. Suddenly the crack of being torn is heard
tarpaulin and a hedgehog appears in a huge hole:
- People, do you have ink?
- No, get out of here!
Some time passed, a crash was heard from the other side and again
a hedgehog appears:
- People, I brought you ink!
Quiet green park. A man is resting on a bench, stretching out
legs. A girl runs past and knocks with a ball:
- La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la, put your feet away, la-la-la-la!
The (K) inspector goes to the passenger:
(K) - Your ticket
The passenger rummaging in all his pockets:
- Tickets, tickets, tickets.
(K) - Citizen, don’t detain!
Passenger three times faster:
- Tickets, tickets, tickets, tickets, tickets!!!
Apparently, one day a Georgian was walking home. It was late, it was possible at night
say. And in order to get home faster, he walked straight
through the neighbor's garden. Walks and feels like someone is trying
in f!@#u tr!@#$t!
Georgian:
- No, Uncle Givi! It's me, Vano!!!
Answer:
- I don’t know anything - don’t go out so late!
The convict is brought to prison. They put him in the first cell, and he
says:
- I won’t sit here, there are only cannibals here!!!
Placed in the second:
- I won’t sit here either, there are only murderers here!!!
They bring him to the third, he looks at an old man sitting there:
- Here I am.
Well, they put him there. He asks the old man:
- Why are you imprisoned, old man?
- For a waste...
- How’s that?
- Well, look...
The old man comes to the door and beginsshout loudly.
Then the security guard naturally comes running and opens the observation window.
and looks there, and the grandfather took it and spat there. Well the guard closed
window. A minute later, ten soldiers run in with batons. Pass
past the old man, saying:
- Move away grandpa, otherwise we will hurt you too!!!
The new secretary flips through her boss's schedule and sees:
10.00-11.00 - Sexy hour.
At 9.55 she comes into his office and begins to undress.
- ???
- So, after all, you have “Sexy Hour” on your schedule.
- This is not for you, but for me. Call me a car, I
I'm going to the Ministry.
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