Part Two (All Panimnoshku):
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Prisoners in a prison cell:
First:
-Kolya loves Mamba!
Second:
-Tolya loves Mamba!
Negro (in the corner mutters to the camera under his breath):
-And Mamba hates everyone...
* * *
Vovochka to his father:
-Dad, where does beer grow?
-Beer, my son is not growing. Beer son up-
there are!
* * *
2.15 am - phone call:
- Hello, is this the police?
-Yes!
- Hello, is this the police?
-Yes!
-And this is Blade!.. (short beeps).
2.20 - call to the police:
- Hello, is this the police?
-Yes!
-And this is Blade!.. (short beeps).
2.30 - doorbell rings:
-Is this Blade?-Yes!
-And this is the police...
* * *
First of September. 8th grade. Information lesson
matiki. New teacher introduces herself
students:
-Hello, my name is Alexandra
Matbeebha. I will teach you to work for
computer...
Blade (with tip):
-Alexandra Matbeebha, I’m working today
I can't work!
Teacher (surprised):
-What's the matter?
Blade (mockingly):
-And I have sexual exhaustion!
Alexandra Matbeebha (sarcastically):
-WELL, BY THE KEYBOARD AND YOUR LEFT HAND BY-
KNOCK!
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At Rave's Party:
-Hello ambulance? Here we have Ironman pro-
Lotil corkscrew!
-We're leaving now! Tell me, and you yourself
did you do anything?
-Certainly! Open with a fork...
* * *- Doctor, my nose hurts...
- Yes, your grandmother has syphilis!
- Doctor, my nose hurts...
- Yes, your grandmother has syphilis!
-Here's a blast, darling! I'm already scared
What a flu!..
* * *
Natasha dances with Lieutenant Rzhevsky.
-Lieutenant, tell me something interesting-
sleepy...
-With pleasure, sir! One day when we
went to fuck horses...
-Rzhevsky! Shame on you! -Natasha
she runs away in tears to complain to her father.
-Oh, daddy, this Rzhevsky is so low-
what a man!
“Yes, low,” the father agrees.
-Whenever we went to fuck lo-
Shady, he took a stool with him...
* * *
Semyon thought for a long time about where to invest his
money and bought a cattle farm.
I came to get acquainted with the farm. walks
looks, suddenly some people run up to him
assholes-OVERFILES. Semyon:
-What's the matter?
-Did you call the insemination technicians?-Ah... Well, yes! In short: the cows are over there,
here’s a washbasin to wash your hands, and here’s a nail-
hang up dick pants...
* * *
Natasha, dancing with Lieutenant Rzhevsky:
-Lieutenant, what are you doing on my back-
no?!
-I'm looking for breasts, sir!
-Yes, they are in front...
- I already looked there, sir...
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Frosty winter day. On the ice of the river
house with a hole, a fisherman sits with a fishing rod. Under-
another walks:
-Well, is it biting?
First fisherman (without opening his mouth):
-Mmm...
-And you come across big ones?
-Mmm...
- why are you all mooing, you can’t say a word
What's wrong with you?
-I'm warming worms...
* * *
A guide leads a group of tourists around
cave.
-Please note: to our right is a group-
na skeletons!-Curious how they got here?
-We decided to save on a tour guide...
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