Ottyag - test: "Or maybe you're a cyberpunk?"

 (C) Fedorov "Chasm" Vladimir

    "Or maybe you're a cyberpunk?"

  I was thinking and came up with a small
a test that will allow you to find out whether
Are you into cyberpunk? Of course you are
you can be a member of EI , BD or DR ,
but you can be a cyberpunk in principle
ne.

     1. How much time a day do you spend
are you at the computer?

    a) #4000 seconds.
     b) #8000 seconds.
     c) #2000 seconds.

   2. Do you have a girlfriend?

   a) Getting laid with guys with hooks -
mi from time to time.
     b) I have a girlfriend/wife.
     c) I have a computer.

 3. What are wheels?

 a) Small gears, I force
making your brain move.
     b) Tablets used by some
people.
     c) Car part.

  4. A few of your favorite books:

 a) Assembly language for Motorola+Penthouse.
     b) 3-volume assembler book for Z-80
+several pornographic magazines.
     c) Hacker magazine + Playboy.

   5. What is your favorite movie?

   a) "Hackers".
     b) "Gone with the Wind."
     c) "The Matrix".

 6. Who is Gibson?

 a) Dear father.
     b) Actor from "Mad Max".
     b) Who the hell knows.

 7. Your favorite noise:

 a) Target Renegade.
     b) Elite.
     c) Quake.

 8. Your favorite pastime is
tion:

   a) Sit with a glass of milk and
"Izvestia" in hand.
     b) Sit tight (*) on the network.
     c) Sit cooped up in a club.

     (*) - tightness: good condition-
tion achieved with the help of drugs,
alcohol or sex; happens very rarely
just like that, without external stimulants.

     9. What are you doing online?

    a) I mock.
     b) Fucking/Jerking off.
     c) I get the information I need
for my boss and if I don’t find her, then
he will fuck me to the fullest, that is.
to the very tonsils.

    10. Bill Gates ...

 a) Cool gay.
     b) Coolguy.
     c) Must die.

    * * *

   Account:

  1. a) 5 points 6. a) 10 points
     b) 10 - " - b) 5 - " -
     c) 1 - " - c) 1 - " -

  2. a) 5 - " - 7. a) 5 - " -
     b) 1 - " - b) 10 - " -
     c) 10 - " - c) 1 - " -

  3. a) 10 - " - 8. a) 1 - " -
     b) 5 - " - b) 10 - " -
     c) 1 - " - c) 5 - " -

  4. a) 5 - " - 9. a) 10 - " -
     b) 10 - " - b) 5 - " -
     c) 1 - " - c) 1 - " -

  5. a) 5 - " - 10. a) 5 - " -
     b) 1 - " - b) 1 - " -
     c) 10 - " - c) 10 - " -

    90-100

   Yeahhh !!! Hello blood brother!!!
Come visit us in Rybinsk or at CC'000
let's have a blast, drink, smoke and eat
we harass the local girls (if we are able to
NI). And, of course, let's play on Spec ,
Let's see some new demos.

  60-89

 Of course you are a big fan of computers,
but probably haven’t fully grasped the concept yetBurpunk ideology (drink+fuck =
ottqkk), so my advice to you: come
on CC , there will be a lot of us (cyberpunks)
th.

 30-59

 pC + pEPSI = rULES ??? I personally do
I don't think so. Give birth to your big calcula-
tor, buy Spek , a lot of beer, a lot of plan,
write down several numbers Psychosis , Here-
si , Stillborn , and also maybe
Adventurist , end have a big fan!!!

                  10-29

     You, young man, are probably behind the
those in labor and milk were late to the store,
Have you answered this test yet?


     P.S. Although I composed, at least me-
re at least six tests, I think that
all these tests are complete crap, because
Almost every defendant imagines himself
cool and therefore considers him below his dignity
advantages of answering questions outside the mainstream
Rima (like, if he jerks off, then when he answers
to the question in any test "are you jerking off or
no" is always written "no" ), so everything
tests are not written for people
checked whether he was an asshole or not, but in order to
to make him have fun. Don't worry, be
happy!!!
     Okay, I started doing something again. For
détente we will stretch along the three-story Russian-
who cares! I love swear words! In prin-
Tsipe, this text twitches in my mind
The disk is about three years old, but since
at one time the magazine was run by popsyukRay,
then, accordingly THIS he would not be included in the magazine
missed it, but now I have full power
daktor OTTYAGand I publish what I want ( fuck
fuck, what's going on? Yes, without testing
lem! - approx. ed. ), so pin-
please:

 A fucking scary thing, freaking out
in his own fagot malice
tee.
     Seven-headed eight-cock with four
pussy fuckers.
     The crazy little slut.
     Faggot asshole.
     Fucking cunt fucker,
incredibly freaking out over her own
Noah about pissiness.Threesome assholefucking tri-
cunt, fucking whore, crazy about his own
venous malice.
     A deluded, spiteful, fearful cunt
ty trikhuemandabladsky fucked-up race
cunt... (said the boatswain and dirty dirty-
fucked up).
     Fuck you with a three-fucking fucker,
big-eyed huepupolo, promondoblyads-
something
     Fucking cunthole.
     Fuck you with the three-evil fucking probiz-
house, trimand-fucking pussy-hole, oh-
disgusted by her own fucking non-fucking
Niya!!!

 I would say it's not fuckable
fucking disgusting!!! (somehow I'm weak in you-
expressions, in comparison with the above-
nym).
     Yes, there is a doctor here, who John ,
I wrote a text (test) in my own style. And
Jonah, as you know, always succeeds
very peculiar.

   (C) dr. John

  Haa, who do I see? YOU, my young one
friend!!  I know you want to protest again
dig your rotten head of cabbage with maggots
empty, you call the head... Well then
if you want it that way... then so be it, bunny
nok.
                          OK. Let's Do It