Humor - Diary of user Vasya.

                User's diary Vasya
                  (pre-election)

(c) Anton Makuni
(+) Wlodek Black :)

/from WB: sorry, I couldn’t resist... ;-) ! It's painfully under-
walking text! In general, I added a little of my own. :)


Day one.

   Today for the first time I went to campaign in apartments.

Summary of the day:

   swear words - 17 times,
   pushed down the stairs - 8 times,
   set the dog on fire - 5 times,
   regretted it - 3 times,
   poured one hundred grams - 2 times,
   proposed marriage - 1 time,
   advised to get married - 1 time.

Collected 6 signatures.
Eww...


Day two.

   He campaigned on the street. Two beautiful girls nearby
campaigned for the party "Prostitutes of Russia". From one to
they were talking about creating a voting bloc.  Blocked
lasted until four o'clock in the morning, then I ran out
money.

Day three.

   I met Wlodek at the pointing point. He offered me
lived together to make "twenty", but I sent him,
saying that we have different beliefs and we don’t agree
tee. Of course, I have a Pentium-3, and he has some kind of
Spectrum! And how does he not understand?

Day four.

   Posted flyers. When the glue runs out,
gave the rest of the leaflets to the pie seller, on condition
I know that she will wrap her goods in them.
So another two hundred and fifty people will learn about the program.
me of our party.
   I listened to the news in the evening. They said that in Turkey
a new earthquake occurred. So what?  We have
there's one near the metroa year already available. And nothing
is happening. Tomorrow I'll go there and lay out leaflets
by booths. Not everyone buys pies!

Day five.

   I went where I was going yesterday.  It turned out
there was a paid entrance fee.  Bastards!  Introduced himself
agitator. Still they didn’t let me in, they said “Not for-
If you pay, you will do your job on the street."  Under-
went outside, looked around - laying out leaflets
nothing. I wonder what they meant?
   He campaigned on trains. They took him for a beggar.
Collected 2 signatures and 7 rubles. Something was poorly served.

Day six.

   They took us to campaign in suburban villages. Together with
other agitators ran away from a herd of cows.  On-
That's right, the animals didn't approve of our program point
on the development of livestock farming.

Day seven.

   He agitated his neighbor. He fixed her iron for free.
She promised to vote for ours!

Day eight.

   They sent us again to collect signatures on the street.  Told-
or not to return without 15 signatures. Went to
liquor store, collected 21 signatures.  Used up
210 rubles for 7 bottles of vodka. At the party headquarters
They praised me, but refused to compensate for the expenses.
Goats!

Day nine.

   I was at the party congress. First time I saw it so close
leader! Humanity! I think he even winked at me!
Someday I will tell my children and grandchildren about this.
Kam. About the fact that at the buffet table they only gave a glass of ha-
I won’t tell you about the grains - it’s a shame. Others out
sturgeonburst.

Day ten (the day before the elections).

   Tomorrow I'm going to the polling station as an observer.
current The party committee told us to keep our ears open for competition.
renters can throw extra ballots into the ballot box.
I was also given ten - on occasion, quietly given
put it in the ballot box. Trained all day
Xia - slipped the sheets of paper between the closet and the wall.  Ka-
Well, it’s starting to work out!

Day eleven (election day).

   The elections have taken place! I don't know the results, though.
but I understood a lot! Stop being someone's agitator -
It's time to create your own party!

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