Kaktus - Appeal to the reader.

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             APPEAL TO THE READER.

written by KAKTUS

   Hello, dear reader!   I think those who
read previous issues of GORODOK, probably already replaced
They thought that he was the main one (or not the main one, I don’t know for sure)
editor of the newspaper FISHER ILYA took a course towards reformation
of this publication. Of course, with small forces it is difficult to do
making the room really interesting and exciting.
After all, even the most seedy newspaper can
boast of a couple of dozen correspondents, authors
and leading speakers. Unfortunately, the TOWN boasted of this
can't hide. Not yet.  But everything is YOURS
hands. Everything is in YOUR hands, reader. I doubt that
you have nothing to say to the world.  Don't have a suitable category?
What prevents you from creating it?  Demand creates supply!
You just have to type text on the keyboard in any
editor, burn to disk; if it’s too bad,
you can scribble your thoughts on paper; originals
can try their hand at knot writing or
cuneiform writing on clay tablets, etc.; and send everything
This is FISHER ILYA. But then you can be proud and
brag to everyone that YOUR note was published
in the TOWN. So, the cry was thrown: “Ay! We are looking for a cor-
respondents! ". "And what about yourself? He made a noise of reforms
and into the bushes? ". Well, no, as they say: “Took up
chest - say something." Well then,I'll do something
speak, or rather write.   Moreover, for this I
a whole section “Football Club” has been highlighted.  Immediately
I want to warn you that I do not pretend to be comprehensive
the opportunity to review the football life of the world.  I'll just be
try to reflect topics that are relevant at the time of publication
cation. At first, perhaps I will sin
reprints from other printed publications, but in the future
Finally, in the section we will increasingly see copyrighted
thoughts.  I hope the section, and the whole TOWN as a whole
will find its reader.
   So, from this number, with some regularity,
this column, or if you want, a section, will
appear in the TOWN. What will it be about?
As usual:
               About shoes and sealing wax,
               Cabbage, kings.
               And why, like soup in a cauldron,
               The water in the seas is boiling...
   In other words, about different objects and events.
I must immediately reassure fans of L. Carroll.  Mine
intentions only partly coincide with the insidious plan
The Honorable Walrus and Carpenter.   As is known,
talking about such wonderful things mentioned in
quote, these gentlemen started for the sole purpose:
lure as many gullible oysters onto the sand as possible.
After which the naive young listeners were eaten.
Every single one.
   I'll try to focus only on the first one.
parts of the plan. And for those who wish to get out on
sand,I provide my address (see below).