Telefon bazar - the coolest and not only telephone conversations!

Chudo #02
 Telefon bazar 
 
In this section I will retell the funniest
new and not only telephone conversations!
:)-i
:R-my interlocutor

Format # 8
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:) Who broke it?
:P They say PHD.
:) I don’t know, I don’t know, it’s almost MAGIC!
:P But they say that it seems to be coming!
:) It goes, but how!
:P How?
:) One article from the tagged articles
you load it and then whatever you load it hangs!
:P Yes, there are disappointments in life!
...

Yes, the problem is very pressing because not everyone has
not broken FORMAT#8!

 SANALEX!
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:) And I only have the 6th format here, which is licensed
new, that is, it’s not exactly a broken AMIGA and purchased
in the animal SANALEX!
:P So I live one house away from him and constantly 
him a bell button with a lighter in the field!
:) This is a dud for me once a used disk drive for $20 
sold!
:P And I WORD v (old) for 45 thousand when the game sa-
May the best one cost 35 thousand.:) Serves him right with the button!
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ANEkDOTS 

Doctor Watson spent the night with a prostitute. The next morning he
asks: 
 -How much do I owe you?
 -10 pounds, doctor!
 -But how did you know that I am a doctor?!
 -It's elementary, Watson!
 ***
Commander to the soldiers:
 -Yes! Dig here, here and here! In the meantime I'll go
 I'll find out where it's needed!
 ***
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson relieve themselves.
 -Holmes, -Watson says in surprise,-explain
 please give me the following state of affairs: here
 We relieve ourselves together, but why is there only one stream?
 -Elementary, Watson, you forgot to unbutton your waist-
ku!
 ***
Performance. A tragic moment on stage: one hero
must "shoot" the other. The artist clicks on 
trigger - no shot! Once again - no shot!!!
Then he kicks his partner in the ass with all his strength
foot.
 - Ah-ah! - he shouts -The boot is poisoned! - pulls-
 and "dies".

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