pc life - emulator vs zx.

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 1 I have (had) only one real Spectrum, but there are many emuls.
 2 If Wrecker takes the emulsion from me and steals it, I will be
    don't care.
 3 It is impossible to spill beer on the emulsion.
 4 In the emulator you can read Insanity without straining your eyes.
 5 Programs load instantly and disks do not rot from old age.
 6 Cool sceners use emulators.
 7 You can exit the emulator and play Unreal.
 8 The emulsion does not need to be soldered.
 9 Cockroaches and mice will not grow in the emulsion.
 10 No one will give a damn that the emulsion should be thrown away and sold
    etc.