(C) UNKNOWN SEEENS :(
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EXTREME is coming, and SEEENS is meeting him:
- Zdoroff, EX!
- Hi, SEEENS!
- You know, we have a toilet on the avenue
They installed a local one, like Euro class,
Mouzon, Windows paper...
- Yes? Interesting...
The next day EX comes all smelly,
dirty, and again SEEENS meets him:
- ??? EX! Are you in kind?
- Yes, motherfucker, it pressed me, I got knocked up
into your euro bucket, and there’s a killer music there
"Stand up, children, stand in a circle..."
- So what?
- I became...:(
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News of the day: Kolobok hanged himself :(
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EX comes to the surgeon:
- Doctor! Cut off my genitals!
- Oh, what? What for?
- Well, cut it off, I really need it!
The surgeon complied with the request, and then asked
what the hell says:
- You see, doctor, my fiancee said
to me that he will marry a real Tatar!
- OH SHIT!!! MAZA FAKA! You should have
get circumcised!!!
-Didn't understand. And this is not the same thing =( ?
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- AAAAAAA!!! Save! I'm drowning!!! - shouted
EX sitting on the toilet.
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Drag and drop windows in Windows is called
Operation Vindovoz.
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Attention! A new version of "Blower" has been released,
Ukrainian Windows!
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The crazy EX was walking through a construction site,
the crazy EX found a grenade,
"Pull the ring" someone said
The boot flew around the construction site for a long time.
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SEEENS/DnieproBite
as
Main Editor
EXTREME/Not DnieproBite
as
Ass!
(C) SEEENS/DnieproBite#3 ;)
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