Jokes - Spiridon Martynych Ktorov.

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    Spiridon Martynych Ktorov              
    Was the director of the office                
    Head of grain supply -              
    He became one not so long ago.              
    He is tall, middle aged,              
    Large forehead, handsome brunette.           
    Always shaved and ironed,              
    And in the shoulders - an oblique fathom.            
    His office is working                   
    It was furnished very well:            
    The chairs and table are quite modest,       
    Bookcase, huge sofa.         
    There is a door in the skin, there are locks on it,          
    There are blank curtains on the window.                 
    The writing instrument is burly            
    And a siphon with cold water.             
    And in the reception there is a secretary,            
    Seventeen years old or older...          
 They tried for a month or two             
    And they resigned with honor.              
    The day passed as fast as it could,                
    A new angel has arrived.                 
    It was like that this time too                
    about which my story...              
                                          
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    Sam from vacationcame back              
    He entered the door and smiled:            
    The wondrous maiden sits                    
    He looks at him point blank.                
    The look is direct, open, clean.      
    "What's your name?" - “Felistoy.”       
    Tamara has a bill,                 
    Today is my first day."             
    "So, great!" Spiridon,           
    He stood up and bowed to her.             
    "Spiridon Martynych Ktorov -           
 I, the director of that office.              
    Also the first day at work.            
    Well. Then you will come to me.             
    I'll fill you in on everything."         
    Ktorov looked again,                
    Smiled and bowed                 
    And he retired into silence.                  
    And Felista got all excited -             
    She wanted to see him now.            
    So that the exact order is given,           
    So that later, not now.              
    Here I will break the thread of the story,         
    Because it is necessary immediately                
    tell about Felista                  
    And describe it to you                      
    Tall, with a pleasant look,          
    With a very large round butt,        
    With a head - not without ideas,              
    With number five breasts.               
    With a narrow waist, moreover,                
 With lush, delicate, scarletmouth.          
    Hair is the color of orange,              
    It's quite long to the nipples.         
    The voice is languid and melodious.               
    The look is extremely evil.           
    I will certainly note here,              
    That he fucked perfectly.                
    Knew a hundred different poses,               
    I adored pantheroses.                     
    She gave a sweet blowjob.                  
    I learned everything at the age of ten.              
    Those years from the neighboring dacha             
    Helped solve problems                 
    She has one artilleryman -                 
    Fucking uncle was not clean.              
    He got the dick quietly,             
    He made me iron it lightly.           
    I sat there and solved problems,              
    explaining what it means where.            
    It was not clear                  
 But excitingly pleasant:                  
    And an elastic dick in my hand,                 
    And my palm in milk.                   
    Arithmetic is over                 
    The girl's dress was taken off.           
    And the tongue is big and flexible               
    He got into Felista's pussy.              
    It hurt at first                
    The mouth whispered: “Please! Enough!”          
    But then it became habitual.              
    There was no goal in speed.            
    And for the place of language -                    
    The dick was inserted by her hand.A about a year later                  
    I learned to take a dick in my mouth.            
    The months flew by.                 
    Breasts and ass were swollen.                 
    The jungle was furious above the pussy.            
    Gaining experience in fucking.                
    A by the age of sixteen                 
 Outdid all the ladies.                 
    I could fuck for days.                
    fidget, crawl, squirm.          
    Chepaev style and doggy style, standing,           
    Lying down, in the mouth and in the ass.                
    With four, with five, with a platoon.      
    The girl was with the factory.               
    And now she was sitting                  
    She looked at her watch carefully.                
    And a storm was born in the pussy,             
    Storm! A storm is coming soon!              
    After all, Tamara told her:               
    "Spiridon is a dashing warrior."           
    The heart beat sweetly sweet           
    And it squeaked somewhere in matke.              
    Hands stroked the pubis.                   
    Well, call, quickly, call.            
    And a call with pleasant caresses              
    I called as if in a fairy tale.         
    He choked and drowned.                 
 There is no time to waste.               
    The trill of the bell can be heard nowhere.            
    Something sank in the pussy.                
    And Felista flared upShe rushed headlong to the door.          
    Burst. She closed the curtains.             
    Turned all the locks.                 
    She looked greedily at the sofa.             
    The lightning flashed sharply.                 
    And in an instant there was                    
    In what my mother gave birth in.             
    Spiridon jumped up like a bull              
    And he jumped up to Felista,                
    Briskly taking out my penis,                  
    Which ended at the knees.                 
    And then he also quickly               
    Felista was dumped on the carpet.              
    And so that you know who he is                
    He put his hand in her pussy.               
    But Feliista remained silent -              
 She liked the beginning.                
    She smiled somehow sparingly               
    And she grabbed the prick with her mouth.               
    I started to suck in that dick,             
    Which ended at the knees.                 
    Half the end has disappeared                
    Now two eggs are gone.                  
    And there's a dick somewhere for her                    
    Tickled between the breasts.                  
    Spiridon shouted: “Oh, sweet!”          
    And he squeezed the uterus with his hand.                 
    White glass colors                   
    Sperm on glass carpet.               
    And her eyes were burning,                    
    The dick was breaking something in the body.             
    The cunt squeezed her hand,So much so that I almost broke it.            
    They calmed down and rolled out.               
    rested and got back together.           
    Here Felista stood up doggy style.             
he inserted his dick into her ass.       
    A pussy with both hands                  
    He began to pound with his fists.               
    And she grabs the balls                 
    And he wants to tear it away.                    
    Again rest, again flash.           
    He's already short of breath.                   
    And she fucks him,                       
    And bites and scratches.                  
    And squeal and have fun,               
    And sit with your pussy on your mouth.             
    he sticks his tongue into her,                   
    That is so powerful and great,                
    And he repeats: “I’ll die here.”              
    And the clock strikes twelve.               
    Blood and sperm - everything mixed,       
    And Felista went crazy.                 
    It worked out in the end                
    tear off one egg.                   
    And then with a stupid smile              
 chew a piece of the prick.                
    he yells: “I’m finishing, baby!”            
    And she mehetky to him,                    
    To make the dick stand.            
    And fuck, fuck, fuck...              
    In the morning, his corpse is cold              
    I looked around as if I had arrivedCremenalist from Moscow.                
    This is how the journalist ended his story   
    Very sad, and added:           
    “By the way, the investigator was with us, 
    very young and very sweet."                
    He turned pale and blushed.              
    I didn’t look at the girl.                  
    So without looking he leaned towards her,          
    I apologized before that.                 
    And he took it out of his mouth                    
    Dick is a chewed piece.                  
    And he uttered one question:                  
    "Fuck him. For what?"               
 And Felista answered:                   
    "This one was an artilleryman.            
    He lived in a dacha next to us              
    And he knew how to solve problems."                
                                          
                                          
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    Time passed, five years passed.           
    My traveling companion again               
    Once I met near Sochi.           
    We were very happy about our meeting   
    And all night long they drank everything, throwing it all away. 
    And when the pale is full                  
    The moon rose above the earth,               
    The stars in the sky froze. he asked:   
    "You haven't forgotten my story,            
    When Felista got fuckedartilleryman?"   
    In an instant the fatigue left me,         
    I asked: “What happened to her?”      
 "So remember, I see                
    Well, if you want, I’ll tell you!”               
    Holding my breath                   
    I instantly got attention            
    And the drowsiness subsided immediately              
    Waiting for the story.                  
    And his second story                  
    I'll tell you now...                   
                                          
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    If you remember there was                 
    The investigator is young and sweet.               
    he removed the interrogation from her there              
    And then he took me to Moscow.                
    Handed it over to Butyrka against receipt         
    I started writing a note                 
    about your business trip                  
    In the office on Petrovka.               
    Only he kept losing the essence,             
 So breasts appeared in my eyes,          
    To big buttocks                    
    Arrested girl.                  
    Those huge nipples.                  
    The report came to a standstill.         
    The dick trembled, interfering with thoughts,               
    And his doubts gnawed at him.                
    Have you done everything forreport,             
    Is there a mistake in the interrogation?            
    And I hold on to that thread.               
    We need to ask again.                   
    Having decided so, I submitted the report               
    And I went to Butyrka.                
    And Felista seemed to know                
    Silently she stood up from the stool.              
    She also silently approached                   
    And she burned me with her breath.                   
    "I beg you, help.                    
    I'll give you everything if you want.              
    Just save me from prison.               
 I have been afraid of darkness since childhood.             
    I was scared ckpunob, ctykob",          
    And the hand crawled along his trousers.              
    I was looking for his dick greedily,                 
    A tear ran down my cheek.                
    Suddenly she sat down. Tender mouth             
    He takes a dick out of his fly.                 
    And it sucks nicely,                  
    A little. slightly rocking smoothly.            
    The investigator immediately began to sweat.             
    God knows, he didn't want to.              
    It happened against my will,                
    To learn about blowjob.                  
    And she pressed him,                    
    Everything in the lawyer began to tremble                
    And the seething streams flowed             
    In the food ducts.                        
    The interrogations lasted for two weeks.               
    he lost weight by doing exercises                
    from "Butyrka" andback.                 
 Things were going well for her.                   
    He lost weight, she got better.                
    She turned it around as she wanted.               
    he removed quite a few interrogations,            
    And she took off her panties.                  
    started up from interrogations                
    And sat astride the dick,             
    Or gave a blowjob                     
    answering the question.                    
    Day after day they walked in succession.              
    B speed ee fucking                    
    Lawyer and prosecutor                    
    And prison special surveillance.                
    Morning, evening and night               
    Everyone wanted to help her.                 
    And Felista as best she could                   
    She helped them each other.                  
    Cheerfully gave a blowjob                    
    On to lunch.                  
    So our trial this time               
 Saved Felista from prison.               
    Offered for fuck, as a gift              
    Leave near Krasnodar.                
    Someone's got a friend there                
    There was a collective farm chairman.           
    For Felista, this is someone               
    I asked him for a job.                 
    Everyone saw off the girl,                 
    They instructed me and shook my hand.                
    A goodbye like dudes             
    Everyone left for their wives.Felista rode in style                 
    The train is moving very fast.           
    The conductor delivers tea.               
    A couple of times he accidentally                 
    Touched the girl's ass                 
    And I looked back at the third one,                
    The gaze on the hips lingered             
    And he pressed her to himself.                   
    And she said quietly:                   
 "As you say right away, this is dashing.              
    What do you have here? Well, well.             
    I'll check back later!"                   
    Exactly at midnight, opening the door,        
    And letting her in,                  
    he's ringing under teaspoons              
    The carriage rocked until the morning.                  
    And she's listening to the sound of wheels                  
    Performed "Heideross".                
    In the morning the train slowed down.               
    Here is the platform, people are standing.              
    Lots of sun, clear sky.             
    Felista should get off here.             
    She went out and timidly looked back               
    And she smiled involuntarily.                
    A man hands her a bouquet,                  
    A scream comes from the crowd.                
    They give it to the orchestra                    
    The pioneers salute her.                     
    Someone came forward to her,            
 Gently takes your hand,                 
    And to the sound of the drumInvites you to the sharoban.                 
    "Touch it!" - shouts to the coachman             
    And mysteriously silent.                   
    In an instant the smile disappeared from his face.            
    "There's some kind of mistake here.               
    explain this meeting,               
    Drum, flowers and speeches,                
    The one to whom this is not me"                  
    “What, you, my little fish.               
    Just from Moscow yesterday               
    My friend sent me an order            
    Meet the fifth, on Saturday           
    And deliver it to work.                
    You will lead the horse yard."           
    It was my prosecutor.                 
    he explains it all                 
    He hugs himself by the ass,                 
    Gently takes your hand                   
 And he puts it on his penis.                
    He whispers to her: “Come on, squeeze!”            
    The coachman yells: “Press!”                 
    Oh, bumpy roads.                   
    "If you like. Sit on my feet!"        
    What should Felista explain?                
    Let's take off our panties.               
    I took out my dick, stood up doggy style,            
    He was full of shit.                
    And I went to work backwards,               
    Helping all the bumps.                  
    The horses are running fast,                 
    The groom feels - fuck.            
    And although the boy is small,I also got my xyek.                
    He clenched his fist and drove quickly -         
    Fucking turns everyone on.                 
    The horse smelled this nonsense.              
    At first he rushed without looking back.           
    And then he instantly stood up,              
 I began to take out my cable.           
    The scoundrel neighs and doesn’t go.                
    The horse's penis is growing.                
    How Felista saw                  
    Scattered the men,                  
    She crawled under the trotter,                 
    grabbed the sides                    
    Heels rested against the croup              
    And let's suck the ass.                
    The dust is in a column, the trotter is trembling,           
    Suddenly he'll run from his gut.            
    Grandma almost choked            
    Kohckoe's body shot up,             
    The groom shouted quietly,                    
    The chairman gave a damn.                
    The horse is wheezing, she is eating                 
    He puts the horse in the pussy,                 
    And spin like a top.               
    And in the steppe a cricket sings.               
    An hour in your desire                   
 A cricket sings in the steppe.               
    An hour in your desire                   
    She mocked the horse.                 
    The tribal trotter has fallen,             
    he groaned and covered himself with his pussy.              
    AFelista shook herself off                 
    And she returned to the station.               
    At night I quietly boarded the train               
    And I went in search                
    New victims of your pussy.              
    Seven hours away                 
    She came out somewhere and disappeared.               
    Since then she has been gone.               
    But I believe that she is                  
    Someday it will float out somewhere.             
    And while we live and breathe                  
    We will hear about her again.                 
                                          
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