Crysral Dream #01 31 октября 1996

Toilet Paper - instruction purposes, operating conditions and specifications of toilet paper.

 Friends, under my watchful observation, I noticed that in this 
world there is increasing more new things scientific progressa 
and therefore Included Parts to each of them acts Guide 
ekspluatatsii.No my eagle eyes saw what others do not see - 
namely, the absence of instructions to a whole necessary items 
of domestic use. Wishing fill this gap, I'll return to the world

forgotten that there was no longer sole
interpretations that deviate from zadumannogo
manufacturer.
 Well, take, for example, an object, without which it can not 
do any self-respecting chelovek is ...




               INSTRUCTION

By appointment, service conditions and technical specifications 
of toilet paper. 



 Toilet paper (art.N 4863114655163), in
future - a product designed for
remove residue from the process of defecation
outer edge of the anus,
surrounding skin and is locally concentrated at the site
body hair, in the future -
place of use.


               APPLICATION


  1.Tschatelno read these instructions. It has to be fixed with 
screws M6 in an easily accessible and well lit area where line 
of sight user (s).


  2.Rulon are located on level
Breast user in a horizontal position.

  3.Proizvesti act of defecation.

  4.Ubeditsya the successful completion of the act and
in the absence of desires to continue its
(This point is important for saving and rational use of the 
product). 

  5.Pryamym translational motion of the right
hands down to grasp the tip of the (product) for a line break, 
a sharp movement up and right at an angle of 60 degrees to the 
centerline Roll draw, rewind so 700

mm product. For user convenience, each 100 mm products labeled 
perforation. 

  6.Raznonapravlyayuschimi arm movements in
horizontal plane to produce a gap
Tape the middle section between the two nearest lines of 
perforation. 

  Note: not recommended

  tear products at the place of perforation due to

  risk of dislocation and deformation of rotated
  hnostnogo layer of fibrous structure ma
  rial products.

  7.Slozhit a separate part of the product in the form
accordion (Bayan) consistently cranking
him on the sites of perforation by transferring the product 
into a working form. 

  8.Perelozhit in hand, the most convenient
user.

  9.Poluchennoe during the manipulations described the product 
to attach to the place of use, and tightly pressed against the 
skin, make a consistent movement from the bottom 
mezhyagodichnom up in space. 

  10.Pomestiv used products in the field of view under good 
lighting conditions, and examine the presence there smear for 
detection of eggs gelminov or signs of lice. In the event of 
such type 03 and notify the appropriate health and medical 
institution in the community. In Otherwise, repeat steps 4.9 
trichetyre times. 

  11.Chistoy hand to check the quality of cleaning 
(mezhyagodichnoe space to the touch must be dry, slightly 
rough, the edges anus is well worn,

hair is fluffy and easily accessible
for combing).
 If there is evidence of poor
erasures (dirt under the fingernails, sharp odor, etc.) to make 
manipulations described paragraphs 4-9 3-4 more times. 


          PRECAUTIONS


   1.Do not smoke near the product.

   2.Do not leave to use the product
local culture, recreation and dining.

   3.Vnimanie! Repeated use of the product is not recommended.
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gave light to people Arik Mateca
(C) 1996