Crysral Dream #01 31 октября 1996

Polygamy - the girls can not understand the charm of the computer world.

 how often do we, the stronger sex, do not give a clear passage 
at the point of view, weak creatures, or just a girl, believing 
that they can not able to understand all the charm of the 
computer world, and yet, if you give them this possibility, it 
appears that the fair sex can operate on such terms and facts 
that not every one of us knows.  So maybe give them a green 
light? ..  And if not all, at least one first part of the novel 
where you, the reader will see in the next screen ...


 laudatory ode composed of C. Michaell 'om

 (C) 1996 Alina Zhigunov.


             "... So as a result of

            critical imbalance between

            number of floors of the population

            Land, as well as to prevent
            rotational disorder, male

            Monogamy is proclaimed Hugo
            doubtedly a felony punishable by
            Xia imprisonment for up to

            three years from the enforcement of
            leagues ...

             ... Is characterized as anger
            Nye, monogamy, and implies

            subsequent use of the body

            offender with an embedded mat
            ritsey behavior ... "


         an excerpt from an article by 1438, a)

         Criminal Code of the Earth.


             "This week, the inhabitants of the earth

             were pleasantly surprised: 47

             degrees 36 minutes east

             longitude and 39 degrees 15 mi
             nutah latitude in Kom
             puter Center named Leon
             CTA da Vinci opened gran
             dioznaya exhibition of achievements

             our scientists. Among the multitude of

             startling novelties attention
             of the program has attracted-carrier
             Tel, which provides us the general
             of the people, the matrix intel
             Lecta and brain activity

             which were removed for many

             years ago.

              The program soon

             subject to the introduction of the benefit
             tion. So, who would

             asked Kennedy what he ate

             for breakfast? "


          article in the weekly newspaper

          "Milky Way", 16/08/2096, the


            ----========---

  They came back with matrixing Sir
Maxim L. Kogan, Honorary Member
Oxford unification of biologists, the owner of the biggest 
indicator of brain activity in the northern hemisphere, the 
discoverer of proteofungina, wonderful friend, husband, father 
(in any case, Uncle Shura said it was wrong, and Michael 
believed him). Mom was in black, but Michael refused to wear

a specially tailored suit and left in jeans, all was not up to 
it, so change it and not forced. 

  Michael was a bit boring and hot, they say, as always happens 
when the matrix is ​​removed, the brain to work longer, and 
this Michael did not come up with himself - that ask someone

want, though at a neighbor's Vova.

  The boy pulled the hem of her mother:
 - Mom, Dad is dead?
She responded with surprise:
 - Yes, I told you the day before, remember? He now lives in a 
large computer.  - I can talk to him?

 - No, - irritated my mother said - and about
is what I told you too. Someday, people will come up, how to 
get dad out of the computer and talk to him.  - Then why was it 
put there? - Not behind the baby.

 - Because my father died, and try not to ask more questions at 
least until we get to the house.

 - Mom? ..
 - Well, what else?
 - Mom, and you are never going to die?

  Michael capriciously twisted his lips as if
was going to cry, and her mother decided not to
inflict another blow.
 - Of course, dear, I'll be with you always.

  Ulybnulsya.Ottsa boy he had seen infrequently,
and his death could not change it
life, but my mother - it is quite another matter.
Mom loves him more than anyone else, she
often it repeats, and, of course, never
be able to get away from it in some computer.


               ----=====---

  When he turns twenty-five,
(Michael remembered it well, the agenda was brought in a 
birthday) with her mother there was a accident. Michael 
immediately flew to her in the hospital where a surgeon in a 
white high gave him a death sentence:

 - Not more than five minut.Ot it was almost nothing left, a 
terrible injury. 

  Some sort of stupor suddenly seized him
brain, and he could not even move in a white chair.
 - Maybe you want to talk to her?

  Maikl nodded.
... From it really less than a third.
She was wrapped in gauze and bandages, smelling
menthol and iodine.
 - Ma ...

  The rest of the moms turned to him
head:
 - I'm not dying, you do remember, I promise you that will 
never leave you.  There's something strange bulknulo and 
wheezing Mama's throat, and Michael had lost consciousness.

... When the doctor gave her a card, said:
 - You know, there is not our fault. Patients denied access to 
the catering department, and she - because she used to be a 
programmer to illness? - Found a code lock and for some reason 
entered directly into the fan. Blades its just hacked. We do 
not think it will take her locked in the ward, she also was 
almost completely normal. It's just a little too very fond of 
you, thought you threaten ... Will go to her house - all the 
walls scribbled "Michael, my son."  - I know, I come every week.

 - We are preparing them to matrixing, but
I know you are working, your presence is not
required.


              ----=====---

   Enough time has passed to forget
and do not jump up at night screaming. Michael, a solid of the 
Atomic Scientists, thirty-three years, received official 
permission for children - and on three at once. In addition, 
through the efforts of Lee Chern, owing to exceptional gene 
set, fertilization, expectant mothers will be on a spaceship 
that As is known, positive effects on offspring. This, you say, 
are not uncommon. Yes! But who pays for it, and where the 
average (well, do not be shy!) Scientist is such a pile money?


  A pays the State Land! Then
there is virtually free romantic trip for a week in space with
all three wives, and with all possible
amenities. Michael was in seventh heaven
Happiness! And his wives, as all travelers in the universe, 
infecting Fungi imperfecti fagorum (beautiful mushroom - result 
of my father's laboratory - who lives in the stomach and, with 
incredible speed multiply, eliminating the need to eat), have 
made a whole slew of vaccinations and analysis and then wished 
a happy journey. 

  None of his wives did not work, so
did not have to wink at a comrade-in understanding of their 
superiors, begging for a week vacation, but the 19-year-old 
Katie wanted to first talk with his mother, Lena commissioned 
sketches for student productions "Twelfth Night" (and certainly 
this week, Michael, to my friends it is very

Important! ). In the end, Michael had brought my mother
Katie - incidentally, it was not his beloved mother-in-law - to 
his home, exhausted in the search for a replacement for the 
Lena, have not yet found the old Chinese, who more closely 
resembles a shaman than a brilliant interior decorator, how it 
otrekomendovali.I when almost everything was ready, Bambi 
suddenly declared that he could not conceive a child without 
the appropriate ritual hairstyles that older women her tribe 
made on this occasion is usually within two weeks, woven into 
plaits dried grass and feathers, as well as any

another, less romantic crap. Then
Michael called all who were in the house: Katie with
his mother, Bambi, Lena, and four Maxim (first wife, now 
working on Benerianskoy experimental basis, a boy named after a 
famous grandfather), and vowed that if someone will be an 
obstacle to the flight, he, Michael, spit on the commission to 
eugenics, closes in the bathroom and not come out until the ship

will not give it to someone else. Maxim took it with glee, and 
offered his services as a coherent and waiter razobidelas 
mother-in-law, but "the girls" fell silent. They knew it was 
coming. Then Maksiku explains why the sister or brother to 
bring so far away, and why they can not find here on Earth.  - 
They will be very, very smart and beautiful, - Patiently 
repeated Bambi.  - Ah, well - thoughtfully replied Maksik, but

a minute later it started again.

  Bambi, three days prior to departure, in a general
confusion quietly locked in a room and
erected out of their hair is something from
What a mother Cathy for dinner could not swallow a single 
piece, as Snoop became hysterical and not a dog shouting at the 
house about it crying shame. Show your whole family

Bambi ultimatum:
 - You're a grown woman of twenty, you
going to engage in gerontology, want your child to 
biophysicist, and you think that I could at least come to you 
when you have THIS on your head - psyched Michael. - Or do you 
think, shells and sliced ​​paper excite a normal man any 
wishes? 

  Bambi silently nodded, she was offended.
 - So I'm a maniac, crazy, but if
did you not get out, it will fly with someone else!
 Of course, Bambi, which was released for the Maclay just one 
and a half years ago, chose to fly with it and had to part with 
hairdo. Everything else was fine. 



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