Maximum #36 17 апреля 1997

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solid jokes - 3 jokes.

            SOLID FUN


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   The black-and-black forest, black-and-black meadow under a 
tree chernymchernym sit two black-black man, and one another 
says: "Hmm, Vasily Ivanovich. we should not have so many tires 
on the cars burned." 

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   Canary Islands, the beach, next is a five star hotel.
All people are sunbathing and swimming, girls in bikinis. And 
in the middle This beach is the "new Russian" in the winter 
suit, a ski, in hands holding ski poles. Suitable for him and 
the hotel owner said: 


   - Sorry, but we have here is not a winter resort and the 
beach. 

   - Nothing mate, the snow flies next plane.

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   Nude beach. Everywhere go nudists naked, and now in the 
middle This beach sits on the Sand "New Russian" in a red 
jacket, with cell phone in hand, wearing pants three thousand 
dollars. Approaches him guard the beach and says: 


   - Sorry, but we've got nude beach. Or undress,
or leave.

   - Che, in-kind nude beach? And in my travel agency
said "pay two thousand green, and to obtain mass striptease."