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Maximum #36
17 апреля 1997 |
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solid jokes - 3 jokes.
SOLID FUN
(C) RINDEX
The black-and-black forest, black-and-black meadow under a
tree chernymchernym sit two black-black man, and one another
says: "Hmm, Vasily Ivanovich. we should not have so many tires
on the cars burned."
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Canary Islands, the beach, next is a five star hotel.
All people are sunbathing and swimming, girls in bikinis. And
in the middle This beach is the "new Russian" in the winter
suit, a ski, in hands holding ski poles. Suitable for him and
the hotel owner said:
- Sorry, but we have here is not a winter resort and the
beach.
- Nothing mate, the snow flies next plane.
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Nude beach. Everywhere go nudists naked, and now in the
middle This beach sits on the Sand "New Russian" in a red
jacket, with cell phone in hand, wearing pants three thousand
dollars. Approaches him guard the beach and says:
- Sorry, but we've got nude beach. Or undress,
or leave.
- Che, in-kind nude beach? And in my travel agency
said "pay two thousand green, and to obtain mass striptease."
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