Maximum #40 12 мая 1997

Юмор

Reprinted with cont. - How to break the half-line (Part 2).

           Reprinted with CONTINUATION


 (R) KOLOVRAT


             SO SCRAP axis.


                PART II

                  To chip in the eye can not beat,
                  Dressed _ochki_, work!
                (From the memoirs of a typist Kat)


   Stirlitz childhood fond of computers. His favorite stories 
were "Trehdyuymovochka" and "OLE Lukkoye. For five years he was 
using the carrot and the stick has mastered the art of 
programming. In ten years, by order of the Russian Academy of 
Sciences, he wrote the Forth, which is known as Fortran. In 
twelve years he had two drives Toshiba laser printer and three 
- to the police. In fifteen years of Maxim for the first time 
tried to Beer Porter Centronics "and the next morning came up 
with language Alcola. He is very loved music - especially the 
group of "DOORS" and the album "The Wall", so it was hard to 
move on to the platform Windows. Now in its hit parade in the 
lead group "Acer of Baser", S. VEGA, Suzi Quattro Pro and an 
old song, "I met the VAX and all ...". 


   In the first year at college Stirlitz proved sines
ver. 5.0. The topic of his thesis was to write a full 
multi-tasking and multi-user operating system for processor 
8088, which he called a "wicket." It was noticed and, After 
graduation, were invited to the group of developers of Windows. 
Some time later he was transferred to a group of industrial 
espionage. 


   Stirlitz was the best resident. It can be interrupted, but
can not be unloaded. In its track list is such cases,
as a "professional friend" - the Lotus Ami Pro, "Cool outfit -
of Lotus SmartSuite, "Hand lewd" - about Aldus FreeHand, "local 
bus" - the Local Bus and much more. 


   Now he is out the most important task - trying to get
a list of undocumented features OS / 2. I'll call her report
"Sex" - with his usual penchant for bad puns Stirlitz thought, 
absently watching for one of the terminals in his office a 
couple Ol 'wrung password. 

 - Buttons tight at the buttons - as always is not the topic 
blurted Stirlitz. 


   ISAev picked with a screwdriver in DeskJet'e thinking "Not a 
fig yourself jet streams are not in fact at all "when he was on 
the ZyXEL modem came from encryption Diskdoktora Pleischner. 

 - ZyXEL-moksel! - Swore Stirlitz read that Diskdoktoru
have not been able to get the necessary documents. Remained the 
last hope. Stirlitz got up and left, whistling through his 
teeth tune, "Come on, Jora, and hold my Macintosh".



                         Written by Vaucher.
                   Reliased by -> TRACK 0 company <- (Max 
Vlasov 'Sergey Kronshtadtov with their own :-) 


               To be completed