Dr. Longman`s News #01

Activities - the Soviets first-year student: options for note-taking boring lectures.

    And now, a little scatter. I have prepared for you
wonderful text that demonstrates the truth
inexhaustible possibilities of great and mighty Russian 
language. 

    What happened to him, the poor, but neither do, but he does
nothing is done. Sorry for the tautology. No doubt
that the following text will not one smile, and in some places
even laugh. But what can I say, read for yourself ...



First-year student ********************* ******************* 
Tips ******* Or a boring lecture note-taking options *********




      Opportunities pysskogo language voistiny inexhaustible.

                 Here's an example outline of lecture

        (Newspaper "University life" from 12.09.1991)



                   ABSTRACT ONE COOL

                          STUDENT



    Hammyrapi was nehily politician. He natyre
rolled bochky on okryzhavshih Kent. First he hit a Larsy,
but specifically bummer. Fight with Lars was not figyshki
sparrows show, the more so because theirs Rim-Sin was so
clever cabinet that easily stuck Hammyrapi
borody. However, the fact is not so easy to take on the bluff. 
Lars emy sygybo became purple, and he translated the arrows on 
Marie. Emy ydalos distribute the noodles to yshi Zimrilimy, who 
was also krytym Maine, but in this slychae proschelkal beak.

Zakorifanivshis they traversed a Eshnyny, Uryk and Issin that
pryzhinili long tail, but it flew like a flock of rasps.
Assyrians something vozbyhali on etomy povody, but their ride,
as young people.

    Then Hammyrapi to become the new gnyt fingers Larsy and
natyre it put out. Rim-Sin has proved Woodpecker. He prikinylsya
loaf of bread and tried zalykatsya but polychil by the horns 
and pripyh. Pooblomav Rim-Sin, Hammyrapi began crumbling loaf 
at Mari. The local Zimrilim was not that I daynom, just over

Hammyrapi he was clumsy chode and decayed, like plywood.
True, he still tried to rock the boat and make your fingers 
like a fan, but clave, and in 1759 BC emy came tryba - and emy, 
and the entire it hevre.


    Shorter when Hammyrapi on vsemy Mezhdyrechyu reigned full
kykan: Babylonians schimilis povsyudy everywhere ystraivali 
disassembly and making all shorohy. All shedding and breathed 
in tryapochky. AND They were fork. However, when Hammyrapi 
otkinyl hoof in Babylonia started crap. Heir Hammyrapi was 
Samsyilyna. This brother was still trying to shake the right, 
but the rest of it has finally arrived were parallel. In the 
south, all the specific baldeli Elamites and later they even 
yperli black basalt columns with Hammyrapinoy ksivoy. All 
sharper Kassites could hit the west mitaniytsy vengeance 
unrolled gyby springboard completely ohamev. In the cities went 
Left bazaars. Each scored a hose stychal heel gryd and Gates 
telegy. Samsyilyna, of course, break off all these lohovskie 
affectation, but the overall situation in Babylon was dumb. The 
economy reigned complete idiocy, aristocrats decimated Shiz, 
the population of pitching right. Krytoy hitting the Hittites 
in 1600 of up to BC ended in calving Babylonians. Thus

Old Babylonian tsarstvy came kranty.



                     GLOSSARY (bazarnik)

- Roll on bochky okryzhayuschih Kent - to carry out

                ekspansionistkyyu politiky

- A switch - to change the political kyrs

- A fancy wardrobe - izvorolivy diplomat

- Hevra - dynastic okryzhenie

- Schimilis - committing military shopping expedition

             north-west, with far idyschimi political

             goals

- Crap - centrifugal tendencies among the separatist

         minded aristocracy

- Hammyrapina Ksiva - Laws of Hammurabi.

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        My God, that there can comment?


     I just have hair on the tip of the tail stand on end

                   from such leksikonchika. :-)


                         Hello!


                              Sincerly yours: Dr. Longman.