Lime Tree #24 22 июня 1996

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Lit.Stranichka - Red Vinny (Chapter 2.3).

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            "RED" WINNIE

   Chapter 2

author unknown


   Carlson sweet yawned and stretched. Already half an hour had 
passed since he sitting in the patrol, and he is already hungry 
and out of the bag spat.Vytaschiv bank, he knocked in the mouth 
remnants of cherry jam. "If sleep for five minutes, nothing 
will happen, "- thought Carlson - "No nikogo.Da and who we 
need. Damn all these Revolution! "He looked out of the trench, 
it was quiet and calm."'ll sleep perhaps "- Carlson put under 
the bag over his head and began to snore. 

   He was asleep and did not see because of the mountains 
seemed to force the goblins. Eeyore walked ahead with a yellow 
banner. Cboku columns minced Iron Commisary Piatak.


   The sun shone as the Sahara, and very thirsty, especially
after yesterday's booze. Ahead of a woods, and hurried 
detachment, to be faster in the shade.


   Suddenly Eeyore was rooted to the spot: - Piglet, then 
someone is sleeping! 

   - Get him! - Ordered the pig. Carlson could not
understand awake, where did that big jar of jam,
he just saw in a dream. But after a couple of strong
clout, he realized that soon there will be no jams, no
sweet donuts.

   - How dare you? - Carlson tried to be troubled - you know
with whom you are dealing? I am the ...

   - Shut up, fat! - And the old soldier Orch c ciloy put
your fist to the teeth Carlson. Carlson thought that perhaps
really should keep quiet if he was not asked, and
teeth in the mouth while it was not crowded.

   Goblins tied Carlson, and Eeyore went with him back to the
camp. A detachment moved cautiously toward the oak. Piglet
enjoyed a successful capture of watch, but it lasted
long ...

   A loud explosion shook the air, followed by another, then 
another. Banks with a sour jam blew up one after another. 
"Mines!" horror guessed pig. Heard the moans of the wounded,

Goblins are in a panic metatsya. "Idiot!" It was necessary to 
interrogate prisoner "- Piatak Otchumyelov turned his head, his 
nose suddenly became wet and cold. Suddenly, the bombings added 
a new sound - buzzing and nasty. "The Bees - Kamikaze!" - 
Inside Piglet everything was broken, he screamed in fear and 
took to their heels. Panic among the goblins efforts, many have 
rushed back, leaving behind a meadow strewn with corpses and 
wounded. Some, not to end insane trying to shoot, but the death

and overtook them.

   So fast Piglet is not running, but apparently awakened long
dormant genes ancestors Nif-Naf-IFA and AFA, which in the past
were the champions of udiraniyu from danger. Sounds of battle 
died down away. "We need to urgently warn Winnie!" - Courageous 
Commisary even in difficult times not forgotten friends.


   - Hello, Eeyore! - Pig ran greeted donkey
who peered intensely into the distance. On its face
looked through hard work mental apparatus.
Fugacity Carlson on his back something to moan and wonder 
flailing eyes.


   - Oh, there you Piglet! - Answered the donkey receding pig
Do not you know it's there bumkaet?

   But a member of the Revolutionary Military Council will not 
hear the question, he hastened to Staff ...




   Chapter 3.


   Oclik Eeyore octolbenelo vozzrilcya vocled byctro
peredvigayuscheycya polocke dust. Yes, of course, Piglet 
sometimes cpeshil happen even switched to tructsu, but to like 
this ... AND Again, no answer, what is there is bumkaet? Oclik 
hard sigh, light vzbrykom straightened cpine cehavshego side

Karlcona and poplelcya further.

   Karlcon stress priclushivalcya to the distant sounds again 
off again battlefield. Judging by the entire team, a squad that 
Tolstyi, brazen cvini suffered defeat. And just about the 
winners primutcya for the carve-up trophies. 

   - Jam! - Bad golocom Karlcon cried, and immediately
prikucil language. This Eeyore, suddenly torn from screaming 
Karlcona Captivity gorectnyh thinking about the role of 
intellectuals in the revolution, kinulcya co vceh feet up hill 
and down dale, passing shouting something on cvoem national 
dialect. 

   - This is the end ... - Flashed through my head Karlcona 
when he I saw exactly where poneclo oclika. - Large 
Chertopolohovaya Field! This ocel or raznecet me to shreds when 
forcirovanii Field, or vrubitcya at exactly where he is and 
decides nahoditcya lunch, which will lead to a similar ichodu!


   Special offer had to do something. Karlcon appreciatively
glanced oclika. - Tolctovat, of course, but not much thicker 
than of the barrel of honey that someone ctaschil week ago in

Bees. And jam recently zapravlyalcya ...

   The hard hand of establishments cpinu, Karlcon ubedilcya, 
editing add Minton - lollipops with a triple effect: removes 
heat, increases the octane number of gasoline and washes all 
stains. And the smell! The most delicious dried juice from 
fruits. And if toothbrush nedostul protective ckobu, cudorozhno

cglotnul, seeing uctrashayuschie needle thistle in some two
decyatkah meters away from their tender extremities, and 
zazhmurilcya pressing the button ...


   To his voctorgu, the motor roared and jerked it up! Rather, 
their vmecte c Eeyore. Karlcon voctorzhenno yelled and turned 
the engine on forcirovanny mode. Ofigevshy from so many 
adversities Eeyore with easily blocked the roar of the engine 
and lost consciousness ... 

                    text provided BigZaytsem



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