Lime Tree #07 30 декабря 1995

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Compote - The story "Happy New Year!"

                         C O M P O T

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             Hurray! Hurray! Hurray! Hurray!



           HELLO (FOR LOVERS OF FUN)!

           * Greetings and other indulgent requezt:
"Use the buttons" TRUE VIDE "or" INV VIDE "because, as
 village newspapers given to the power of Funny (besides super 
dumb). "*  This is the first and hopefully not the last time 
When the output this block. 

  The one who did not use the buttons and OSTALSYATAKI ME
WANT SRAZUZHE warned that the most stupid FUN TO STAY
EDITOR'S CONSCIENCE AND I DO NOT responsibility for them bear.

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   * ALL EVENTS IN THIS DESCRIPTION ARE RASKAZE VYMOSLOM AND

        ANY SOVPODENIE is purely coincidental .*
 * FOR THE ACCURACY OF THE INFORMATION THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE H6 
.*  * FOR EXCEPTIONS TO THE ALLOCATION narrative (SLOVOBLUDSTVA)

The author will use the icons ** .*

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                      INTRODUCTION.


  WHAT ABOUT WRITING RASKAZ does not make sense ABOUT YOU LEARN 
FROM THE VERY RASKAZA.  But the actors Tell ARE GETTING.


  SRANDELBEKKER-CHINESE NATIONAL (BUT WAS BORN IN GERMANY
WHEN SAMOLET cross the State border OH BORN TO THE
Aircraft parts kotoroya Have not yet cross the border, thanks to
THIS HE APPEARED PART NAME, and second, He received the
FATHER'S INDIGENOUS CHINESE NAME FOR BECKER). NATURE OF IT CAN 
BE WAS compared only to the famous Casanova, A in appearance

Is that a miracle from the fairy tale "Scarlet Flower." NU 
STILL ABOUT HIM ENOUGH.

 NEXT PARTY ON WHICH MUST UPOMENUT THIS HOW NOT TO
Participating countries SEVERAL Olympics, INTELEKTUAL, one 
might say, geeks in the fifth generation, refusal to recognize 
the genius of all SCIENCE (little by little), but was called 
immodest beautiful and very nice and clean Mordovia behalf, 
DEEP Mordovia ROOTS, ILYA * Apologize ALL Ilyusha who do not 
consider CLEAR YOUR NAME Mordovia, I do NOT THIS ZNYAAYU *

 Well, that's the main character FINISHED.


                  "HAPPY NEW YEAR!

 SRANDELBEKKER Gogh arrived in Moscow in late December. In 
AEPOPORTU He was met by old friend Ilya (They met at One of the 
international Olympics). DURING THE FLIGHT, WHICH It lasted a 
little less than three days because of poor COAL AND Very lazy 
KACHEGAROV, Goga very tired, but Aryan blood Do not let him 
headlong incur PAY THE PLACE WHERE ALMOST OSTAVLYAESH ALWAYS 
SOMETHING IS NOT TAKING NO WHY INSTEAD OF * THIS IS NOT NO 
CASINO, it is only a TOILET. Gaughan DESPITE WHAT MANY TRAVEL 
OR WHEN NOT use the toilet for fear of THAT He flies ELSEWHERE 
*. HOW TO HOST ILYYA GOSTEPRIMNY He led Gog, the Snack Bar of 
the way, have a coffee, relax.  Q: HOW DO YOU flown, all right?

 T: What?
 Q: HOW doper?
 T: Yes, of course.
 And: Fuck you.
 G: THANK YOU MY VERY OBYAZHESH.
 And (IDEOTICHESKI laughing): KAZEL.
 F (Come to the bar): "to me please anything less."
 And: OBIZHAESH.
 F: KAKZHE-KAKZHE.SDOROVO.
LOCT CAN UNDERSTAND IF YOUR PREDTAVIT the message is clear.
 IN AIRCRAFT IN WHICH THE FLY DOZHELOS Gogh SUDDENLY out of 
order MANAGEMENT PILOT SRAZUZHE Switch to manual UPROVLENIE,

PROSIMOFORIV In HVOST.NO TO CORRECT DEFECT WAS NEEDED
A volunteer who became SRANDELBEKKER.V His duties CONNECTIONS 
REMOVAL Jackhammers ASVALTA OVER MEHONICHESKIM UPRA LENIEM. 
CASE complicated by the fact that he has THIS DO Bending as a 
Chinese (vertical position he blocked the REVIEW STEERING WHICH 
follow the instructions of the pilot, SIMOFORIVSHIM MI) .* What 
is it about Ya! * In short LOCT CHUTCHUT stun.  And (Barmen, 
idiotic winking): Traina Gin and tonic.  F: I'm sorry but I 
have AGAIN TAKAEZHE SITUATION AS VPROSHLY ONCE.

 Q: WHAT AGAIN AT THE OLYMPIC GAMES?
 F (embarrassed; TRYING GO): Yes. YES.
ILYA grabs him by the arm and hold: "WHAT ROD KZNANIYAM"
 Q: WHY NOT WITH YOUR OLYMPICS did not.
 F (VYKAVYRIVAYA ASVALT out of his ears): I can NIZNAYU 
Olympics. ILYA: "could warn ASVALTE, NOT ALL ARE SMART EARS

DURING FLIGHT PLUG ASVALTOM. "Although it is resourceful
SRANDELBEKKER made an impression on Elijah, after which they and
Friends.
 And (RAZDROZHENNO): Where are you Lather.
In reality Gogh NOT MYLILSYA he just wanted to ... (I HOPE YOU 
ARE WELL WHERE I guess).  F: "I have an urgent matter."

Without becoming any more SPEAK ON DESPITE nature ran into the 
WC. * From this moment begins our narration .*

 START Flushing Kremlin chimes; ILYA have come to believe ZHDYA
Twelve, and when I finally had to start NEW THOUSAND
DEVYATSOT NINETY-NINTH YEAR HRAZDAN powerful explosion. "Again
THESE Chechens acting up "- thought ILYA.
"That's the end" - BRAIN PORASKINUL Gogh, and he was right.
* He was not able to reach his goal. PROCESS WENT NEUPROVLYAEM 
ripped out and having taken out at the world All classes in 
German at the loss of main characters (MaxVal U.S. BES dick if 
C by a dick Doha) POPROSCHYATSYA WANT YOU (BES dick ANY MUZHIK 
not a man A JUST zilch).

* Bothered me writing this DIBILNY RASKAZ (Who invented it?)
BETTER I LIKE PONABIVAYU .*

 PAGE Hello: Greetings LORD WINTER (LINDEN 2 ... LIPA2 ...
I COMPOTE ... RECEPTION ...) Well BBS is already running?
 Regards EVILMEN (EVIL CHUHAN in English) THERE IS NOT MUCH 
Edit, and then I WRITE ABOUT YOU.  HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU The 
reader of this rag. Reached me Rumors That this newspaper was 
the Second (of two). "On line", the penultimate "Linden" (in 
fact it SHOULD CALL oak)                   B-T-O-P-O-E MON-TO!

 REPEAT: THE TWO NEWSPAPERS. "

* NU CHE READER Command? *

* First I would like NAUCHNOPOZNOVATELNUYU NEWS SECTION. AND 
THE FIRST THEME could be "Jet Propulsion", BUT THOUGHT RULED

Abandoned this idea (ZADOLBALI TO OWN Lipovtsev calls).
YES FOR POPULARNOST have to pay (A LW?). HRYAKNULSYA, ordered
LONG LIVE HIS SUPER-COMPUTER Extra "DUET 128" CURVES FLOP
Super-duper MONITOR (MAID IN USSR) KEMPSTON + joystick away 
from SEGI, Killing MY FIRST WORK, FUCK OFF HIM!.



   HANDY PIECE OF DEMO of the following units:
Lale CHEPUGAVOY Bulow For six years she was head over heels in 
love with LIFIPA KOKIRKOVA ALREADY will soon be four years.

RECALLING unforgettable words of a poem about that through the
FOUR YEARS HERE TO THE CITY GARDEN, can say with certainty,
WHAT PLAN met and exceeded * In this age of pampered * PLAN FOR 
hair he has so much more hair, than three LAL at a time.

 The development of this narration in the next issue.

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 Well for starters ENOUGH. Can send their stories, jokes
And nonsense TO Lipovskii BIBIESKI marked "B COMPOTE. WILL
Use them. BEST will be included in a kaleidoscope. AS THIS ONE 
OUT, WITHOUT FYHODIM KALEDOSKOPA.  NEXT HOLIDAY ISSUE 
POSTORAYUS DO on February 23. OB'YAVLYAETSYA COMPETITION name 
for the new main characters (you know that the SCOPE military). 
PRIZE WANT TO LEAVE IN SECRET BECAUSE VALUE MAY CAUSE unhealthy 
interest FROM VARIOUS ELEMENTS. )  ALL INFORMATION PLEASE 
ACCOMPANYING insistence PROTSBAMI, pleading for its transfer to 
the Red Fox. 

 CHIEF CHIEF * * The Critic, EDITOR, MEMBER Correspondent
* Indiscreetly, right? *: RED FOX

                              December 22, 1995 * Star! *