ZX Pilot #37 31 марта 2000

Люди

Our Guest - features Kovroskih spektrumistov from Kristof'a.

           H A R T S T O L I I



(C) KRISTOF



       How I spent my winter vacation

     or how steep the movie Matrix.


   For starters, how are you, dear reader! Nothing that I'm 
with you on you? Well ladnenko. In this, it is not interesting,

not instructive, not literate and senseless article I postrayus 
put into words those thoughts, feelings, vpechtleniya that

embraced me after a trip to a nice city, I would say the town 
(no offense kovrovchanam), with the proud name of rugs!

[How can we hurt, residents of some 160 000
total. Ca. Ed.]

   I will not explain here about the fact
as we tried to persuade their parents and break off, then again 
and again urged break off, and so to the finish ...

I will not write about it and in what ways
they had to be persuaded, and even about the fact
As we climbed all the Kaliningrad in search
beer, which we have collected, ie napokupali not tell you how 
many bottles. Also, do not will describe the whole process of 
our trip, as they like to do some dear me

people. And even about the fact that I left out Kovrova very 
sick, and in consequence of which was some harsh, what I am now 
a bit shame (sorry guys, I was then just

exhausted by these endless NOZZLE :-()
also will not write. All of this, I think it will be written by 
other people, and here I am just write your vpechtleniya about 
the people we saw there. After all, it was the main reason for 
travel - to see people, not just people but spektrumistov, well 
little pisishnikov :-) I think someone a it will be 
interesting. 

   Okay, enough of unwanted arrivals
start from the beginning ...

   And the very beginning started to Kovrov
station, where we were met by Sergius Puzzler, Uncle Sam, Erena 
Kline and Vel. I think that should give you a "basic knowledge":

We lived in Sergius'a Puzzler'a and Eren'y Kline, however, in 
the end Justinas moved to Vel'u. Well, it is necessary to add 
that I chat with Sergius'om little more than six months and 
Justinas with Vel'om ... Not say exactly I can, but I know that 
for a long time :-) [Yes, with 1997, my friend. Ca. Ed.] Ok, 
that need to, you know, you can begin (so not to offend anyone, 
everything will be in alphabetical order :-) 


   D-Man/EI


   Unforgettable Buzz'a editor, and now
organizer. I never thought that he 1921
(Or 22, do not remember exactly) a year and that he was the 
brother Paracels'a. Still quite a cool guy!



   DarkLion / EI


   Hee :-), but it pisishnik! Too common
people and that I liked, respected
otnositya to Speck, which is very
rarely (in our Koenig also has the kind of guy, his pseudo 
Eugene, he pisishnik, in much help to me and has a moral

support for Speck never could hit, perhaps partly because it 
was at the very early 48th ... oh, that's me about it began to 
write? Well, even if you do not interesting, but now you know 
it :-) 


   Demiurge Ash


   Frankly, expecting to see an ardent Satanist, but it was 
much longer so :-) (hee-hee :-) drop, it's me you have so

wry writing learned :-) It was such a quiet guy, in the sense 
of calm and not, unlike anybody, not exuberant (gee :-)

Hello IronMan'u :-)

   Hence here is a very cool guy! Little
that the artist (and not only on
computer, but in reality :-), he is also
Heresy does! How, do you know Heresy? Ah!
yeah, I forgot, you're callin 'it :-) Heresy, a newspaper which 
I have found, PRINCIPLE by the same heresy, in the category "A"

:-) I almost forgot, he's also a coder! AND
I just could not forget, because he did
12TK ... Yeah, and here you are sure to remember, and
I'm here stormozil ... well, and figs with him, with inhibition 
:-) 

   Fun was when we went to him at night through the very 
cemetery where the "blue the moon! "Those who do not believe 
that she's really blue - the council to go into the carpet and 
make sure yourself! No jokes! But about the fact that he gave 
me a couple of magazines, I will not tell you, and any 
magazine, I will not say even under torture!


Thoughts aloud: Oops, something I have delusions :-) A

             Why I'll post smiley
             forks, I have since deysteitel
             but nonsense! :-) Well, again

             these smileys! Gee :-) And why

             I always write such glitches

             "Hee ... hee-hee ... gee :-)", because

             untrained reader with
             deems me Elaeagnus! ... Gy :-)


   Digital Brain / EI


   To him, we went literally half an hour, so that, says Sheva, 
to know its essence I could not ... Although, I drive! In fact, 
to him nifiga no confidence in everything connected with the 
request to him money because he likes to do drink'em

all! Gee-gee :-), fun to get it
Incidentally, all no offense, but something else will come
I beat the face :-)


   Erena Kline / PXM ^ CTL


   If anyone listened to the news in the 35th pilot, then I 
repeat: they were married Sergius! Very nice girl, very 
friendly and very draws :-) 

   In fact, I want to say a certain factor
Goblin'u from a once respected my group
(Respect to an article in Borne # 0E) BeerManz. You should not 
have hit on Lena! You scoundrel! Y because it is a good picture 
on the Dee: Halt was! 

   Ooops, something I was distracted from his work ... A
In fact, more and add nothing - just a good man!


   Mongol / LGC


   Also saw it once and nothing definite can not say. I am in 
correspondence with him. 


   Paracels / EI


   Thing, so to say, interesting (for artists :-) Well, meet 
him, I waited not less than, say, Sergius, or

Esham, or Cyrus ... Schur was still quite modest man, soberly 
looking at things (as we all do ... often ... Okay, okay - 
sometimes, it's me about sobriety :-) cool, and even greater 
artist. I liked that he does not suffer from delusions 
greatness, and even more. Now he is studying in Vladiire in 
VlSU the course of journalism or something like that. This is 
to be expect, given his article in Buzz.



   Sair00s/EI


   Gee-gee :-) Baltic Honey strong rulez
:-) Especially when it is on clothes / earth / and
etc. :-))) Very funny guy! Given
his level of coding, expect to see any
A serious guy, silent ...
But no - zashib hilarious!


   Sat


   Well, he only saw a couple of hours when
we were in Vladimer (incidentally, that I remember in Vladimir, 
it's railway station: Imagine, my snot river, and here the 
saving scarves for sale! Hooray, I thought and immediately 
bought 2 pieces ... What am I doing? Again delirium?). He 
remembered me as an inveterate pisishnik ... :-( The worst 
thing that he did could not remember what toy they did! A

because I remember he even asked to fill
All surveys on this subject! (See Kr_News
# 10 or # 9, # 8 ...)


   Sergius Puzzler / PXM ^ CTL


   What can I say - Serega! Encoder - this is all they know, 
but that he is a musician and artist, guess not all. :-) Olichny

guy! I am in correspondence with him!


   Shotgun


   Saw him in passing in the street, in this
I can not say ...


   Spy / EI


   I love to read his rave in the Buzz. Very best
guy. By sozhleniyu when we Paracelsus
and D-Man came to him, I was seized by an attack of 
embarrassment :-( and I was unable to properly take this 
opportunity to ... well, it is clear ... 


   Uncle Sam / PXM ^ CTL


   Again very best uncle! I love to read
His articles in the pilot, he has a good
thoughts!

The Inner Voice: In contrast to you! Well

                  Who else comes to mind

                  write to the entire country of

                  people whom you saw

                  a couple of times! After me your
                  tion can not be

                  correct (it does not respect
                  pertains to Sam)!


   Vel / PXM ^ CTL


   Organizer, he is an organizer! Collected guy, eh ;-) and 
damn it! 


   Enough you Kristofff! No-one here
not read, so rounded!

   Got it! Round off!

   And in conclusion we can say that I
hope to meet you all at
CC'000, and CC'001, and CC'002, and
CC'003, and CC'004, and CC'005, and
CC'006, and CC'007, and CC'008, and
CC'009, and CC'010, and CC'011, and
CC'012, and CC'013, and CC'014, and
CC'015, and CC'016, ... and CC'040 ...
although, by that time will be possible
free flights on habitable planets in our galaxy, and I think 
that in 2040 not more than 6084 people gathered together: '- (



   P.S. Lastly, an anecdote to lift the spirit, mood and ... 
Well, you know :-) 


   A gentleman comes in the evening in the bar and the 
bartender said hurriedly: 

   - Three large whiskey please. - When the bartender pours him 
a whiskey, gulp it drinking glass after glass. Goggle

the barman asks:

   - You have something to point out, sir?

   - Yes, I Tonight for the first time in my life
was a blowjob.

   The bartender exclaims joyfully:

   - Yes, it's an event that should be noted, take another 
glass of whiskey for free from our bar as a congratulations. 

   Gentleman shakes his head and says:

   - If three glasses of whiskey did not help get rid of this 
horrible taste in my mouth, the fourth is unlikely to help.



   P.P.S. You Th, truth about the blue moon
believe? :-)


   P.P.P.S. You may ask: "And where does the film Matrix?". And 
I respond: "Just for fun!" 


               Origin: Beer + Shiza = Paranoia

              Originas: Alus + Size = Paranoja