KrNews #11 31 декабря 1999

Юмор

HUMOR - The forgotten history.

      "U M O R"


 (C) Maxx



  Well, "lucky" me to all sorts of stories,
that occur during my participation ...
And very special;) Recall
at least a "theme" of the hacker ...

  Well, that's another. Only now, those who
all "is" seen, can attest to the entire
dramatic situation:) I have at that moment was a condition that 
can be described as follows: "No words, some emotions" and

"There is ... vat should be back in za.odyshe" ...

  Well, in general will now try to restore the situation.



  There was, therefore I have a moderate constant "client" 
moderate periodically got from my drives. One day she hears he 
is on the market with his computer in search of the man who 
would help him with repairs. In the course of conversation it 
became clear that the reason he climbed "into" korotonul

something in the drive ("TEAC"), why has ceased all work ...
 Oh, and began to complain, saying that even in
"Cassette" when he was in his tape pieces 10 Pogorelov.
 I volunteered to find a man. And he
asked me at the same time install on a computer
3 `5 floppy drive, I have the same or bought.

  We have changed it 5 `25, set 3` 5,
replaced with a controller "dead" chip, test.

  Incidentally, in his competence had a chance to see what
which has nowhere else but me: after the "indentation" in the 
ROM socket, after a while she beginning of her "get out";)

 A week later, comes this "comrade"
with the words:
-Why do you slipped?
I asked, "What happened?
- That, they say, the color is lost on TV

  steel ...
- Well Dyk and we are here to see prices with it?
- However, already all too late. I left it out!
- How?
- In the trash. Took off only 3 `5

  drive. Where I used to buy new

  with the monitor?
-!

Agree-this "something"!

 That day I invited him up for sale
KAY 256, which he bought from Sergei
(Mr.Linker), but without a monitor.
 When selling Sergei warned him, that
he connects the monitor would not climb, but better
b invited some nid specials.
A week later, again the same cry:
"Non-working-Computer slipped!"
- What, I ask for nothing, that the product
  go??
- Began his connect, and neither monitor nor

  computer does not work ...
- Why did you go there yourself useful, you are in fact

  warned?

 In general, at that time he slept and then
Other 8-O!!!

 For a long time later he was running with it a computer,
I took out, earrings, people who are their
repair ... until he found a man
(With my help), who decided to take up
repair.
 He went as much in the Pushkinskaya library
in "Radio" has found the scheme "KAY", and for
several weeks to restore everything.
 While acknowledging the complex after the repair has put on
aforesaid seal and gave the guarantee.

 What do you think? A week later, this
"Type" brings the complex back-mole "is not working, Th for 
garbage." Seal-disrupted. And all the chips, "sitting" in the 
socket - rotated by 180 (!) (Z80, VG93, BB, ROM)

Master of him:
Nakoy-x .. did you do it?
-And I was told that it is better works (!)

 So in the end the master sent him to three
letters, we poprikalyvatsya on the market with
these cases, and it seemed to have forgotten ...

 Suddenly, after some time it appears on the market.
 He bought his 486, happy as ... .
 Started my interest in compact discs with emulators.
 I am his "progruzil" in full
on this topic a few weeks he has appeared on the market, 
apparently doubting, but Yet "Mature" disc that has acquired.

 (MMA:) listen)
 A week later I see is "familiar" with
sour face.
This CD-fignya.Na it no emulators.
I can not start them. Nothing works. I spent exactly 48 hours 
figuring this disc ...  I returned the money for it.

 I had started to figure out what he was trying to
do and what not. Gave some specific advice, what emulators are 
better their names, like b even wrote to him

it all down on paper. Posted in general.

 A week later, again. But this time, with
it was some sort of a woman, as it turned out later, his 
mother. By the way, the guy on the type of commercials years 
25-28. Mol, nifiga I have not figured out, give him dengi.Mama

something was said, I do not remember what, but
this is not important.
 Money, naturally, I was not going to return, because was 
confident in the integrity and performance of the disk, as well 
as in that all of its contents perfectly

rewritten on the hard disk and can
run without CD-Dick (well I think understood about
what I mean).
 And remember, my mother what is there to protect
Consumer Rights said.
 I counter offered her (as he was earlier) to get to his home 
and demonstrate the work of emulators, and along with "Train" 
to work with them.  They refused. At my appeal to the integrity 
of the disk (ie it no scratches) he offered to scratch it and I 
also back as if under warranty. After this

stupidity and those of his words if not his
Mom, I would have sent him three letters
openly, and loudly, and for the whole
market. A "conversation" is already quite a long conducted on a 
raised voice ...  They turned and went away wallpaper.

 But before leaving, this "comrade"
I said not very loudly:
- I have some "pictures", I had them
printed with the text and
precincts, so that all saw!
 He left, but with this phrase, we "laugh"
5-10 minutes - scared :-)
 And then I thought - be you
"In the newspaper;)


  The next day there were already three of them;)
He, Mom and even some "old man".

- Do you know who this man? I do not advise him to contact!

Next came the requests / demands to return
money, my "counterpart" proposals
Mama: "Well it's your steady" customer ", he 's still out 
shopping will come ... "(Yes, I would also like to refund,

"to those" more nebylo;)) Then
This "grandfather" stammered at my documents
the right to trade. Whom I have, of course:) nebylo. But "what" 
I will be their skip the "first comer"? At this

"Grandfather" pulled out the red crust "with the words" police 
department of the Krasnodar Territory " and she began to 
"shake" peredomnoy, with the words - "you have me here to see 
prices trading more will never be "... BUT ...

 But the witness he did not
revealed! I suspect that it was old
sample, ie no longer valid.
Come, I decided antiquity "shake" as in
good early years with swords on horses ..

    ;)
 In general, I and another couple of guys showed
him with their "red skin", explained all
his legal rights, have shown a handle
"Bye, bye." He promised us "to come forward
Horse ", into four, and we parted.

 A week later, on the market were a couple
ments and from me as from the
"Extreme" began to demand those same documents at the "right to 
trade." I paid of 42 p., the receipt they gave me no and

went beyond the rows of "knock off Grandma."
 At first I thought, really, "Dzyadok"
tried, but when these "local police" walked through the rest of 
the market - Realized the coincidence:)