Virtual World #03 19 июня 1997

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UFO-mania - UFO-2, or again elusive.

          UFO-mania!



   UFO-2 or elusive again!


        ... 2017 ...


  Earth is under attack
Foreign ... Foreign ... inohrenetyan (well
word!). But Chip and Dale spe ...
Stop! This smallness is not the topic.
So: as everything is always hope for
super-hero who will save all
(Free), but there it was!
Should pay for everything and residents
Charter wash mats after foul
clutches of aliens (barely uttered)
took away a tidy sum in
amount kovyrnadtsati pounds
sturgeon, after which super-hero became operational, namely:
threw a bone to the pub and found
udobnenkom in office, sucking
cold beer. But as luck would have swooped down and began to 
aliens All trash, and a super-hero became

making fun of overweight lady
for which ran-headed and
tried to give her a kick, but here in
a plate of sandwiches (with red caviar by the way!) dropped 
some goo, ALEX (which was the name of our super-hero) looked up 
and saw a cross between a dragon BUBBLE BOBBLE and frogs ... He 
sat on the chandelier, and looked with greedy eyes on the 
sandwiches (or whatever left of them) ...



  - 'Come here, baby' - beckoned
monster ALEX. But he wary of ALEX'u that
hiding behind the torpedo tubes and was not going to go down.


  - 'Come on, baby, do not be afraid' -
ALEX called again and showed a bottle of beer. Yes! It was a 
strong blow to the psyche of the beast. With a soft

He began rumbling and slazit
When it turned around plates
delicacy ALEX smiled and took a thermal shock. Available 
immediately through there was the sound of the impact of this 
insidious weapon, smell singed, and he looked like a dragon 
punk (mohawk he had that right!). 


  What a clever are these
super-heroes. But the sandwiches were
hopelessly lost and decided ALEX
act. The first thing he
hired six (without it can not do) experienced guys from Special 
Forces and equip them from head to toe

sent to fight, and he pretended to be a log in the corner. The 
guys have got smart - immediately set to work: shot down the 
plate, the crowd spilled out of his cart and began to comb all. 
The most successful (?) Was Corporal Sergei Mednonogov (he 
somehow doing here? "). He is collecting

flowers (it is now clear!) ran, ie discovered the 'flying
apparatus such as air-to-earth '(the inaudible - extract from
report) and shouted: 'All forward !!!', ran for some reason
the other side. Unfortunately this
were his last words, because
turned the corner shustryi peasant
(His head was held for some reason a large part of the body) and
fired almost point-blank, ie, in
head. To the wounded boys ran up and began to administer first
help ... In short, it was
taken all that he had already
never regained consciousness. Three
all hours (including ours)
sprayed across the galaxy fragmentation grenade F-1. Well, in 
general, all the aliens died from laughter, and offices closed 
due to nonpayment of taxes.




           HAPPY END!


                       TOM CRAFT
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