Virtual World #01 31 мая 1997

Юмор

Tusovka - Ads (humor). Greetings from the Jurassic Software.

           Party



  Girl, ehavshaya March 10
19:00 on a tram from the stop N2 Lenina to automobile. You
was dressed in a mink coat and
cap and winked at me the whole way. Let's meet the first Sunday 
after the journal about my computer

at 25:00.


         A guy who argued

                 with the conductor.

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  Girls, if you are not hard
to identify the percentage of female
sex, which somehow
have at least some relevance to
ZX-Spectrum, please call us by phone in Ulyanovsk 63-00-18.


  Sheyh-Aleks from Bandit Group

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  Bet on 100 uazovskih valves that IBM - a good kipish of radio 
and DENDY - just a game calculator

MK-23.

                     DJ.Creator

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  Marketplace mesh on the monitor size 2 * 2 sprite.

                                         Mr.John
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  Need a musician, a payment in dollars (or more precisely in 
cents) 


            Mr.John 'Tom Craft

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  Buy passive mouse.


   Cat Basil, cesspool Number 2

       3 drawers on the right, do not knock

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  ... S such as Kr-01.


            Phone on the shelf.

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 Nailing gun assembly.


          Assembler with lawns ...

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             New's


  Colonel Petrenko after playing two
Week in video game DOOM
said that if he is given a pistol and a fusion of 200% percent 
health, then it is up to 3 days eradicate all crime in

Russia.


       Commercial Break.


  ... Well, we Sergeant glotnuv
More "Phantom", stopped the coolest truck with militants 
Raduyev ... 

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  The biggest RAVER city
M.K.M. We congratulate you with the next mourning, you have 
become a year older, you already have 19 units in

amount. Stay always in such a
as big and healthy and then we
Without You will be scared to walk
the streets. We hope you'll pass
diploma and go on together
excursion for a beer.


    Bandit Group 'yours frends.

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  SPECIAL HELLO TO JURASSIC
SOFTWARE. (MAX, thanks for the AY!)


      SECTOR FROM GRID SOFTWARE

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  Hello to 'Bandit', TOM
CRAFT, I'soft, SMOKE 'CYRAX FROM
GRID SOFTWARE and others ...


      SECTOR FROM GRID SOFTWARE

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   And now greetings from us -
JURASSIC SOFTWARE:


   Ulyanovsk:


   BANDIT GROUP

   GLADIATORS SOFT

   I'SOFT

   CPM CORPORATION

   FREE GROUP

   GRID SOFTWARE

   TDK USERSOFT

   TOM CRAFT

   MATRIX

   EMM

   ZMEJ

   and others ...


   Other villages:


   MAGIC SOFT

   FLASH INC.

   AURUN GROUP

   MAFIA

   KSA

   STEP

   COPPER FEET

   XL DESIGN

   PROGRESS

   DIGITAL REALITY

   RUSH

   CODEBUSTERS

   and many-many others ...

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  Who wants to go with me
ENLIGHT'97 - please contact
newspaper.


                        MAXWELL

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