ZX Pilot #20 23 февраля 1998

Интернет

about different - A little about INTERNET-e.

    About MISC


(C) Yu and T. Filimonova


   Globe entangled web, whose name - the Internet. It is an 
international system of computer communication, which is used 
already 60.000.000 people in 160 countries.


   The idea ripened Internet 30 years ago in the bowels of the 
Pentagon. The Pentagon has also funded the first projects ... 
And then the network slipped from the hands of the military and 
braided around the world. 

What makes the customer the Internet?

Debits lessons


   Of course, the network provides electronic versions of many 
newspapers and magazines. Continuous stream of information 
pouring News agencies. Financiers monitor changes stock ticker, 
price, and others: the numbers are updated every half hour. 
Scientists have to crawl on bookshelf this superbiblioteki: the 
scientific works, analytical reviews, directories, 
encyclopedias ... Friends and love can be rewritten: it's cheap 
and quick. Danny And Losers Clark of Bileyr High School 
(Houston, USA) via the Internet in skinned his friend Mike 
Wysocki homework ... 

Buy my gear


   Internet advertising - the ocean. And how! Sitting at home, 
the entrance to a e-shop, and there show any product. To deceive

Summit. Is that the clothes can not be measured. Liked -
checkout process with delivery. These stores operate
clock. Payment - a plastic card.

Tells fortunes in love


   Dating on the internet a lot. And data on odinikih
men and women from all over the world, any color, on
any taste and any sexual orientation. There is also ideal
Computer matchmaker: offers an incredible amount of
candidates for your hand and heart. Timid can page for
page study aids such as "How to charm anyone, ever,
everywhere "and" How to enchant any, anytime, anywhere. 
"possible at night flight master "2002 ways to find, inspire 
and retain partner "... And much of the diversity of marriage 
and a string of announcements the accompanying photographs just 
the roof is coming! But luck no one guarantees. A Rudolf Singer 
(Germany) after the marriage launched in the computer space 
text - dreary regret that he can not face this stuff the most 
ideal Matchmaker.


Floating on an ice floe


   Travel around the world via the Internet - it's much, much 
more cheaper and easier than in real life. And so exotic! Want 
to Antarctica? Tours of all kinds. Can be found in Christmas

of penguins at 78 degrees of frost. Or go to
followed by the first explorers of the South Pole. Wander 
through the wintering native birds and animals. Through the 
network you can order Souvenirs: superpuhoviki, sverhteploe 
clothes, a bunch of shirts with images of ice floes, penguins, 
polar lights and signs type: "Yes, it really is the coldest 
place on earth." A then boldly lie that you just come from 
there. Journey to Internet provides such a rich representation 
of the cruises, that even lie detector you will not catch.


Buries idol


   Englishman David Shugermen (he is 37, lives in Berkshire) was
bookie's death. Through the Internet, he offers to sign him
bet that is still alive celebrities will die this year. Gloomy
list is headed by the mother of Queen - she 96. Behind her -
U.S. ex-president Ronald Reagan, Pope John Paul II,
very old and ailing Deng Xiaoping ... If you guess 10 names -
grand prize to you.

"Glues" the prostitute


   To help confused and concerned about customer base has come 
the "World potevoditel for sex "- a very business-like, 
high-quality program someone anonymously entered into a 
computer network. You choose girl to taste, learn the address, 
price, phone number where it can cause. And you do not run into 
trouble with Law - Detailed information on local requirements 
police mores.


Praying


   On the day 10 people, not less, over the Internet are 
turning to a small convent of Benedictine monks, lost in the

wilderness of the American state of New Mexico. Ask the monks
put in a word for them before God.

   In the monastery, 25 monks, 8 of them in robes with 
kapyushenom and jeans, always sit at the computer. They write 
and rewrite the sacred books and advertise their services 
through Internet. "You can rely on us - they say. - At the end 
of all we are doing this for fifteen hundred years! "The 
Internet helps they earn on the content of the monastery 
200.000 $ a year. 

Yelling at the stadium


   The Internet has given fans a delicious opportunity
to attend the Olympics in Atlanta. Specifying the section 
number, you "Occupy" a certain place on a virtual stadium. And 
saw all that would see the real person sitting there ... Could

walk on any playground in Atlanta on its streets and
parks. You could ask the winner of your question. And get
Reply! Lively conversation with a weightlifter Weight Barnett, 
for example, was almost an hour. He began his 12-year-old 
schoolboy. He asked: "Did you a lot of eating for lunch? .. "


   The Internet offers with the Olympics so much information 
that it would be enough daily average thickness at 30.000 years.


Rescues dying


   In Beijing, a rapidly dying girl. But doctors could not even
diagnosis: embarrassing abundance of frightening symptoms. And 
then friends of the girls ran to the Internet request for 
assistance. Described course of the disease. In the above 
privacy, the fact that she had strands of hair fell out. And 
got 600-plus responses from all over the world! Woman rescued. 
But the most striking thing that first put the correct 
diagnosis not a doctor, a detective obsessed with Raffaele 
Mattioli of Italy. Thallium poisoning! It is this poison used 
foul Pharmacist-killer from the novel by Agatha Christie Pale 
Horse ". 


   Opportunities of the Internet, apparently, is almost 
limitless. That awaits us in the near future?



    Jokes.


   On the job, you can have fun, learn more
Archive news "How I tricked his head." And fill
his own recipe.

   According to fans of the computer world, symbols, worn with
screen, have a different fate. Good characters go to Heaven. A
those used in the immoral words like "sex" or
"Abortion" - certainly in hell. This subject on the Internet 
devoted to the sublime abstract philosophy essay.



   No joke.


   A group of terrorists via the Internet has given detailed 
instructions how to build cheap but effective explosive devices.


   Convinced Nazi, a resident of Canada, through the Internet
promoted his views and claimed that the mass
destruction of the Slavs, Jews and Gypsies Hitler - blatant lie.

   Japanese erotomaniac regularly released to the Internet 
portion of pornographic images, stories and videos

trehkrestovoy sample, adding to the already boundless sea
bawdry.


   Most of the jokes, and curses on the Internet
devoted to Bill Gates - BG's geek slang.

   William Henry Gates III - the richest man on Earth.
Grandfather left him a $ 1.000.000. Bill for 20 years had made 
it 18.000.000.000. He - the founder and head superkorporatsii

Microsoft. Recognized that the largest developer
computer programs to identify the person civilization at the 
end the 2 nd Goals.


   Him in 1942. Grew up in Seattle. Lives in a house worth
$ 30.000.000: house computerized "to the eyeballs." Loves his 
wife Melinda and the Internet. He reads voraciously. Playing 
golf. Of food prefers pizza, drinking her Coke. Secretive. 
Forever disheveled and rumpled. With subordinate democratic, 
even fidgety. But listen to him breathlessly. Many of its 
workers firms are on his chest a little portrait of BG.


   A hacker (computer pirates) hate it. That they
calculated that the sum of the numbers corresponding to the 
name of BILL GATES III, gives the famous number of the Beast of 
the Apocalypse - 666. 


   On the Internet you will find nemerenoe kilimetry ads. They
variety in their area. Including funny and
just stupid. As an example, here are these:

   - For sale antique table, suitable for lady with thick and
bandy legs.

   - Sale tall sturdy chair that is easily converted
a bed, desk, refrigerator, demi-season coat and whip to
horse.

   - For sale dog. Eats everything. Loves children.

   - Sells three canaries of indeterminate sex.

   - Miracle stockings! Before comfortable that thousands of 
women do not wear anything else. 

   - An Honest Man. Agree to any proposal.

   - Swim in our pool, while not drink it all.

   - Requires a member of the Academic Council. Lover, $ 200 
per month. 

   - Requires the cook who wants to have dirty hands.

   - Requires the employee to care for the bull, who does not 
drink and does not smoke.


   - Required a girl - Assistant wizard, beheaded. Medical 
insurance. 

   - A widow with children need a worker at home, ready to work 
hard to expand the family.



   How many Internet users in Russia - did not know exactly
no. In press flashed different numbers: from 200 thousand to 2
million. Daily to a network connecting tens
our compatriots.

   Become a subscriber of the Internet can anyone who has a home
phone and computer. Price Connection - 9 to $ 60. Over time,
conducted on the Internet, you have to pay, both for 
long-distance (or international) conversation.


   The universal language of the Internet - English. But Russian
users when dealing with Russian customers as the Internet can
receive information in their native language.


   Power and availability of the Internet has many scary. 
Countries fear that the vast computer network will be:


   - Textbook terrorism and collective organizer of terrorist 
movements; 

   - Ideal for the office of secret negotiations mafia;

   - A threat to communist values;

   - A threat to Islamic values;

   - Factory pornography, molesters of youth;

   - Beginning of the end of national languages ​​and a tool 
for the absolute reign of the English language; 

   - A channel for hackers, according to which they will pump 
millions of strangers to their accounts.